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loualsindor
Elite Baiter

Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 1999
Location: A little rock in a big ocean

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Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:35 pm |
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I'm only three weeks in with this guy, just working on the first bit of bacon, and he sent this gem. The formats of the paragraphs are all over the map so it appears he combined a bunch of scripts of "reassurance". Hilarious.
Excerpts only as it goes on forever...
- I want you to respect me , I took a greater sacrifice for you
- Please you should understand that everything is under control and i promise you that you will never regret trusting me , im a christian and very devoted, i do not play with my job and i always put in a lot just to make sure i get things done and completed , everyone goes home happy , you have giving me the benefit of doubt and i promise never to disappoint you
- I UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE DEVELOPED A DOUBLE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS , IM ASSURING YOU THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOOSING YOUR FUND
- I SWEAR THIS ON MY FATHERS GRAVE, GOD BEAR ME WITNESS THAT IM NOT DECEIVING YOU , MY PROMISES TO YOU STILL STANDS AS IT IS AND I WANT YOU TO BE REST ASSURED THAT YOUR DELIVERY WILL BE TAKING CARE OF AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE FEE TO HIS NAME AND BE REST ASSURED THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE ASKED TO SEND ANY OTHER PAYMENT AS LONG AS IM ALIVE ..
- before any fund gets to the the us treasury as unclaimed , the USA president will be informed about it and that is why the president issued his signatory of involvement in this , i will be giving you my word so you can be rest assured that you will never be scammed in any way
- please i apologize for the inconvenience this might has caused you in any way ok ..and i plead with you in the name of the lord to understand that im only out here to help you , i can never stand to see you get deceived for crying out load, I FEEL LIKE BEATING YOU UP, because you dont want to see the actual truth here, i will make sure you receive your fund without having any issues , and i promise you with my breath that you will receive the both funds from my department , I WILL SURPRISE YOU, THIS I PROMISE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART .
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Last edited by loualsindor on Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:19 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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whatsthis
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 22 Mar 2017
Posts: 62
Location: The Interwebs

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Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:06 pm |
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Aren't you supposed to sandwich threats between compliments?  |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790

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Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:08 pm |
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Did he do a pinky promise ? |
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