The adventures of Sir CAMalot

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Sir CAMalot

My goal - How many web cams could I get this greedy pig on while I sat at my computer telling him what to do.

Can I start by apologising firstly for my total lack of technical knowledge but I think the amateur recording relays how I was feeling while trying not to laugh at the poor Italian Bank manager

( thanks to Bware5419ers for the technical advice but sorry to say i made a complete balls of it )

Can I secondly apologize for burning the bait but I started laughing uncontrollably at the end as Victor told me to " go fook myself "

Anyway this was my bait . Barbara from a very well known charitable organisation emailed two weeks ago telling me I had won 1 million dollars, all I had to do was pay Victor 6,750 dollars through a number of transfer transactions

Enter Victor - Victor was the professional ( short tempered banker ) Italian banker who was going to set up my Italian bank account so I could get my money.

I of course was nervous about sending any form of ID or personal details through Email so I planned my flight and I "headed off to Rome with a a big envelope full of cash"

I landed in Fiumicino airport yesterday at 10:30 and missed Victor by minutes but that was ok as I was on the train going to Rome, Victor rang and he was polite enough but disappointed

I got to Roma terminal railway station in Rome but we missed each other again as I was lured in by an opportunistic taxi Driver, Victor rand and he was not impressed

I told Victor i would meet him at Trevi Fountain ( the interesting here is that there is also a Triton Fountain and I had repeatedly told Victor that I did not speak Roman )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72IfCoaxcH4&t=18s

Victor walked to the Triton Fountain ( I messed up the live cam footage but I did save the call ) I mistakenly walked back to the the Trevi Fountain .. Oh the confusion

https://soundcloud.com/user-851503753/sircamalot

So another opportunistic Taxi drive told me the best place to meet people was the Pantheon, Victor walked to the Panthoen but I meant the Pantheon Hotel ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KE4YBDWpEY&t=16s

Another taxi driver assured me the best place to arrange meetings was the Spanish Steps.. So it was all sorted I would meet him at the Spanish steps and I wouldn't move until he got there, Victor got the spanish steps but OHHH NOOO I was at the very top of the 135 steps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGUdYjuAqpc

Victor rang in a rage but I insisted that I was there , I told him I was the person behind him having a snooze in the sleeping bag , I was wrecked tired after all the walking. I then told him I had gone away to my hotel with a Very Lovely Woman who offered to shave my parmesan and drain my pasta for a very good price.

Victor told me to "FOOOOO OFFFFF" Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:32 pm

Well done!

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:41 pm

HAHAHA Well done!! Love it.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:01 pm

A great concept, what a good idea! I hope you don't mind I might steal it. There are webcams available all over the world with a very good solution, such as

Fredericton/Canada:

http://www.fredericton.ca/en/webcams/city-hall (my personal favourite because the picture is so clear)

or

Hannover/Germany:

http://www.hallolinden.de/Impressum/Webcam/WebCam_1/webcam_1.html

The Hannover/Germany webcam is updated once an hour only, it is right in front of a supermarket, and there is even a bench lads can sit on and wait for their cash

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:23 pm

Well done, indeed! Please do carry on.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:21 pm

What a beautiful idea!
I found a good website that may be helpful for fellows who want to steal braintoxic's idea and try out this baiting scheme for themselves: http://www.earthcam.com/network/
Now, you have to sort through to find a good webcam, but the one I really like is Abbey Road (http://www.abbeyroad.com/Crossing).
Having a lad wave his arms frantically in the middle of the road would be so much fun Smile

There's also New Orleans Bourbon St that looks useable...
Once again, Congrats for the innovative idea! What a thing of beauty! My eyes are watery from what I have just seen :')