The Brat from Benin

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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:12 am

Benin Lads are well known to us as being dull and boring, but occasionally one will provide a little entertainment.

Hearken to "Peter Mohamad", who sent this under the subject "$5,700.00 payment details for you":

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We have finally transfer the sum of $4,700.00 usd to you Via Money out of your total fund sum $10.7 million, you will be receiving the sum of $5,700.00 usd every day until the total amount fund will be completed transferred to you.
Below is the payment details but I cannot review the Reference number to you till you pay the only outstanding fee $67 only.
1) The Reference: .....
2) the Senders first Name: Joel.
3) Sender Last Name: Billy.
4] Amount $5,700.00
You will confirm receive the first payment after you paid this fee $67 before rush to any nearest Money-Gram transfer office to picked up the $5,700 until the total sum of $10.7 million will be fully paid to you.Also provide your telephone number,address and id card copy now .
Thanks

There was no name given, so my reply (as Captain Mal) was brief.

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Attn: Unnamed Sender
Please identify yourself.

The Lad's first reply was even more brief - as in blank - but the next one at least had words:

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My name is Peter Mohamad,pay the $67 so u will receive the first payment ok.

That deserved another question.

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Who are you, and where are you?

The Lad decided to act clever:

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I think you know my name, I am agent from moneygram working with
minister of Finance in Benin. I hope you ok with this explanation

Wise guy, huh?

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You are more than just a name, so don't try to be a wise ass - you ain't suited for it.
Now explain about this $10.7 million you claim to have for me.

Ouch, what a zinger! The Lad didn't take that well, no sir:

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stop contacting me, you are very stupid man. You lack respect to
others. do not write again because I hate you; a joker

It's sign off time.

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You're playing a childish prank.
Grow up, you little turd.

Game over!

But - did you notice what the Lad forgot to include in his opening script?

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:35 am

I notice the opening email does not say where the funds should be sent to.

A pity he got cut off, but it was entertaining while it lasted.

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:03 am

He wasn't quite finished, sending a reply to my second email:

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Can I cancel your name on the fund? or are you making arrangement to
pay the fee? when?. tell me your plan

Mal was sarcastic in return.

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Dude, I have no fucking idea what fund you're talking about.
When I asked you to tell me more, you replied with "stop contacting me, you are very stupid man. You lack respect to others. do not write again because I hate you; a joker".
I ain't the joker around here, Bubba-Louie.