Mugu carols

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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:19 am

This is a time for friendship and forgiveness, they say. So, to bring joy and happiness even to our friends on the other side of the fence, I thought it would be appropriate to remember them with heart warming songs and bring happiness to any lad that happens to pass by our humble community. Here, let me start:

Quote:

Silent phone, silent mail
All my plans always fail
Sites went down again one by one
All my magas are angry and gone
I have nothing to eat
I have nothing to eat

Silent phone, silent mail
All my friends are in jail
All the others are having much fun
But wherever I go, I'm just shunned
I'm a pitiful crook
I'm a pitiful crook

Silent phone, silent mail
Here I am, here I wail
I wrote Santa how I have been good
He said: "No, you're a naughty dude."
I just suck at this game
I just suck at this game

Merry Christmas, lads!

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:23 pm

(*Clears throat*)

No rest for guymen a-and lads
Because of their dismay
I send one line e-emails,
Not always everyday
And what is Western Union?
Can't I use the bank?
My character has just had surgery
Su-ur-ger-ry
My character has just had surgery

Because she just had surgery
Her emails went unchecked
Two weeks later she recovered
And lads were very vexed
"Why do you no reply to me?"
Was her lad's sad refrain
She brought lots of discomfort and pain
Discomfort and pain
She brought lots of discomfort and pain

And another one:

Dollar chop, dollar chop,
You got your dollar chopped,
Gomer chopped your dollar
So now you're in a rut

Dollar chop, dollar chop,
You got your dollar chopped,
The boards are laughing at you
Your shame won't be forgot

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 11:21 pm

Lea Sam Kong looked sadly out
On the festive season
Why his maga not pay out?
He didn’t know the reason
The MTCNs were no good
Which was just too cruel
Worse had been his café chums
“You’ve been a big fool”.

"Listen, listen, well to me
Those numbers aren’t existing.
Are you playing games with me?
Why should I be persisting?"
"Meet me at this fine hotel
Just across the border
I’ll pay for all your meals and drinks
In any room you order."

"Now you’re talking, Mr P
Make sure you have the money
A sample of the gold I’ll bring
This deal is sweet as honey.”
So to the bus park Lea then went
With Isak his best man-friend
The bus then set out four hours late
What waited at the end?

"Mr Lea, where are you now?
I can’t wait here past Monday
I had a call from Randee Thom
He said he’d be back one day."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! You great big fool
That man is a scammer
If I meet him, I’ll smash his head
Smash it with a hammer."

But Mr Lea and Isak found
They’d been played for suckers
Mr P and Randee Thom
They cursed as mother******
So they returned to their cafe
And the taunts were cruel
As other guyman laughed and jeered
“You’ve been a big fool”.