Euphemisms for Lad

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Sep 2016 Posts: 4

I’m starting new one that should be fun. I decided to try and see how many euphemisms I can throw at this guy. What euphemism ideas do you have to keep this one going?

The Scammers:
Dav1d C. Lee

The Baiters:
Trey Anders0n – Government Conspiracist

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The Scam begins:
After a couple back and forth emails he decides I’m worth his time. I previously mentioned that I wanted to use code words in our emails to avoid government intervention.

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Scammer:

Dear Trey Anderson,

Congratulations,

Everything was successful as I have finally secured the release of your consignment (SEALED FUND) after a heated negotiation with the airport vault authorities. I have also paid for Non Inspection fees of $4,475 on your behalf which was the main reason the Diplomat abandoned the consignment because he was unable to pay the fee. In the meantime,I have finalized arrangement to fly down to your city for the delivery of the consignment but the vault authorities have informed me of an accumulated demurrage incurred on the consignment basically because of number of days it has been there without clearance. They therefore require me to pay additional $900 for six days demurrage it has incurred before they could release them to me for onward delivery to you. It cost $75 a day on each box.

I am left with only $250 after paying for the Non-Inspection fee. This process requires me to pay it in person in their office before they will issue their receipt paper. This receipts serves as an evidential prove, thereby satisfying consignment as genuine and legitimate having passed John F. Kennedy int'l airport New York satisfactory examination.

The situation is made worst, considering the fact that I do not have access to the boxes and keys right now. I would've opened it and take some money to complete with $250 I have. It have become imperative for you to support at this point, so that, I can complete the money. What is left now is $650.00. Due to the exigent situation, we need to round this up fast. Do try and send the $650 to me, so that I would add to my $250 to complete needed $900. Remember that this cost is for me to pay for the accumulated demurrage incurred and proceed immediately with the boxes to meet you. It is also un-anticipated cost which I did not prepare for hence your assistance and understanding is needed.

Send the money through Western Union money transfer or MoneyGram and email me the information as soon as possible.

Name: xxxxx xxxxxx
Address: Terminal 4, JFK Airport, Jamaica, New York, NY 11430, USA
Amount to send: $650

Note xxxx xxxxxx is my private secretary. This is the only role you are to play in this delivery process. I shall leave J.F Kennedy International airport today to San Francisco International Airport, once I receive the $650 from you and pay for the demurrage. To save all tides, I have decided to transport the boxes by myself to your address for us to share the funds as we agreed. I hope you recognize my effort so far in this process, in ensuring a safe delivery and to guide against any unforeseen circumstance. I have attached here with the receipt of payment of the non-inspection fee, the scan result showing the content of the boxes to be money and my I.D card for facial recognition at the airport. You should as well send me yours for Identification.

Do you intend to meet me at the airport or do I rent a cab to your address? Let me know this quickly, when you are sending the information of the $650 you are sending. Importantly, I would want you to provide a Counting Machine, which will be used to count the money on my arrival. Again, we have no other alternative than to break the Trunk boxes, because I do not have access to the keys.

Please call me immediately you receive this mail. I am waiting for the Western Union payment information from you so as to pay and pick up the consignment and board the flight.

Expecting to hearing from you.

Dav1d C. Lee
Inspection Agent
xxxxxxxxxxx (maybe fake phone number)

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Me: (Goal: how many euphemisms can I throw at him)

DARLA, YOU USED WAY TOO MANY KEY WORDS THAT COULD BE PICKED UP BY THE GOVERNMENT'S EMAIL SCANNERS!!. If we are going to make this work then we must use coded words for correspondence. This is a great opportunity for me but I don't want to blow it and end up behind bars. Project Fudge Pack is a go and I'm willing to comply. Below are the code words to mask our communication. I've updated them to be more specific yet still encrypted.

you = Darla
Me = Fabio
Airport = back alley
Vehicle/car = Dixie
boxes/money/funds = fudge
Transfer = pack
WU - chocolate furnace
MG = back door
Bank = cornhole
Address = slot b
ship/mail = drive
ID = Hersey highway

Thanks for showing me your Hersey highway. I'm much more confident in our relationship. So to better understand, right now is the fudge at your back alley or is it at mine (Gerald R. Ford International Airport). I cannot meet at my back alley today as my dixie wrecked. but could still pack your fudge(650) through the back door. I'm just not sure where the back door or the chocolate furnace is located around here. My dixie should be fixed sometime this weekend. However, to speed this up. I could pack the fudge from my cornhole to your cornhole. After I pack the fudge(650) to your corn hole, then you said you would drive the fudge to my slot b?

Thanks,

Fabio

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Scammer: (nice he used the code)

Dear Fabio,

The only thing holding me now is this little fee, Please send the fudge $650 today and let me join it with the one i have with me and pay for the demurrege and proceed to back alley to deliver the consignment to you.

Expecting to hearing from you.

Darla

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So now question is how many more euphemisms can I throw into this one. Any help would be great.

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:27 pm

That lad's head is gonna explode after the 50th time you make him go back and get it right.

Hilarious.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Please add Wyoming double glaze.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Sep 2016 Posts: 4

So I'm still baiting this guy. I also realize some of the euphemisms I use may not have the same meaning for our non US members here and as such may not be as funny. so if you are unsure what the code words mean just look it up on urban dictionary or something. First see top of thread to see the code words, as it will be hard to follow the emails without knowing the code.

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So after a day or so I had no reply so I reached out to lad.

Me:

Darla,

You never answered if you wanted to pack fudge via your cornhole or not.

Fabio,

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Scammer:

Dear Fabio,

Please send the fudge by chocolate furnace or back door for easy pick up.

Darla,
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Me:

Darla,

I spoke with the wife and she told me she is not comfortable packing fudge through the back door. I then asked her what about through the chocolate furnace and she feels it is not very safe especially without some added protection. She is totally fine to pack fudge through the cornhole though. I could easily visit my cornhole after work to pack fudge to your cornhole I'll just need the information.

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Me:

Darla,

You haven't gotten back to me. I thought you wanted me to pack fudge. You say I need to pack your fudge(650) quickly but now I'm wondering if you have gotten someone else to pack fudge. Or are you trying to cut me out of the deal? I thought we had an agreement. I would like to pack fudge through your cornhole. Send details so we can make this happen. When will you be arriving at my back alley?

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scammer: (my second piggy)

Dear Fabio,

Thank you for your reply,

I have tried all I could but I can't raise the missing sum. Please kindly strive to send this $650 and let me join it with the $250 with me and make the payment.
Here is the account details to send the money:

Bank name: First Convenience Bank
Account name: xxxxx xxxxxx
Routing number: 111xxxxxx
Account number: 406xxxxxxxx
Expecting to hearing from you.
Kind regards,
David lee
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Me:

Darla

I'm glad the deal is still on. I realized after going to my cornhole there is not sufficient fudge to pack so I went to my wife's cornhole and it was closed at 4. Which I thought was strange. I asked why her cornhole was closed at 4 and she said her cornhole always closes at 4 and that I should have known that. But good news is I'll be able to pack your fudge though the chocolate factory. I was hesitant due to safety reasons but I've recently learned that the chocolate factory has some features for protection. What do I need to pack your fudge through the chocolate factory?

Fabio
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Scammer: (I just learned about a money gram 50 page forum someone on here developed for my "extra protection". I think I'll try that out on him.

Dear Fabio,

Thank you for your email,

Kindly send the fudge through chocolate factory or back door and email me the information as soon as possible.

Name: xxxx xxxxxx
Address: Terminal 4, JFK Airport, Jamaica, New York, NY 11430, USA
Amount to send: $650

Kind regards,

Darla

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 5:12 pm

I suspect "packing fudge" is pretty much universal.

Cool