I've learned how to really jack the lads up....!

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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:30 pm

I have resurrected that evil dollar chopper Gomer and unleashed him on my good friend Director David Mark from the Benin Republic. I don't get a chance to bait as often as I'd like so I set out to cause as much discomfort to a lad in the shortest amount of time possible. Check out this angry scripture filled rant from a lad that had $12,000 USD only, chopped right out from under him. I'm actually proud of this one. On my other email account, the catcher account that was shut down he warned me that the Nigerians were using charms on me so that I couldn't see how they were hacking into my box and changing all of the information around. He asked for $58 and somehow it was changed to $5,800.00 in the body of his own email along with the payment information and the $5,800.00 was then readily sent off to the wrong person....twice. I wish I had saved the emails from my catcher account, he was absolutely precious as he tried well over 100 times to warn me. Page after page of emails in my inbox some coming in every 5 minutes for hours at a time.

NOTICE AGAIN AND AGAIN YOU BASTARD UNKNOWN USELESS SMALL BOY !!!!!!!!!!

SEE AGAIN AND AGAIN !!! YOU SMALL BOY CRIMINAL AND WHO DID NOT GO ANY AT ALL AND ALL YOU PEOPLES MUST LOST LIKE A SMALL CHICKEN ANY TIME FROM NOW BY HOLY GHOST BY THUNDER BY PSALM 91 TOGETHER WITH ABOVE GHOST BY THUNDER BY PSALM 31 AND ANOTHER BIG KILLER GHOST BY THUNDER BY PSALM 35 AND ALSO FIRE ALL YOUR GENERATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:52 pm

Well alrighty, then. Love the rant. That's one pissed of lad! Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:30 pm

Smells like happy customer Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:42 pm

How rude. If I were you I wouldn't cross his Psalm with silver any time soon Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

You should tell him he writes like a hermosexualist priest

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 1:47 am

I had to look up Psalms 31 and 35. If it suits your character, you could throw back at him Matthew 7:21-23 and Acts 19:15.

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:46 am

vonpaso xlura wrote:

I had to look up Psalms 31 and 35. If it suits your character, you could throw back at him Matthew 7:21-23 and Acts 19:15.

I think I'll see his Psalms and raise him a Matthew and an Acts...thanks!

Amazing how they throw God into the mix when they've been defrauded. I pulled him to another account I set up after the supposed hackers had entered and robbed me and he returned with a vengeance....sadly it appears I've been hacked again and the $380 dollars he requested was turned into $3,800.00 by the hackers and the payment information was switched yet again....BASTARDS!

This is his latest warning.

I will advice you now to Stop sending your Payment Details through this your Private email Box Again Ok because those CRIMINALS HANKERS from Nigeria are still there again Ok and they just Change all the Information i gave you now where to send the Needed Fee in Benin Republic of Cotonou, they put back your Nigeria Information where they used to Steal all your money again.

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:37 pm

I've hit him with the suggested verses from the "hacker's" and have rubbed it in his face again about hacking his Maga and ruining his new job.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:47 am

His latest plea....sent to me over 50 times to make sure I got it. Going to write up a last will and testament and leave the gentleman my mansion in Tishomingo, the dingle berry farm and over $97,000,000.00 USD Only and see how hard he scrambles to provide a real name instead of his lad name of D@vid M@rk

Urgent attention to the recipient Mr. M@rcel De V@ndersloot !!

Like i said before, By the Name OF OUR ALMIGHTY GOD that we don't know all those Criminals Scammers from that Called Nigeria because we are not the same Country Ok, they are from English Country and why we are from French Country Called Benin Republic of Cotonou Ok and that is the Country of Origin where your CONSIGNMENT BOXES ARE COMING FROM OK.

Note: All this HANKERS CRIMINALS from that Country Called NIGERIA'S must ARRESTED AND KILL just one day like that Ok, Our Securities are always at there best now in other to make sure that they get them one by one, Because they want to make you LOSE THIS YOUR GRACIOUS AWARDED FUND FOR LIFE WORTH $52.500 MILLION U.S DOLLARS AND JUST LIKE THAT,

SO ALL YOU NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW IS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GIVE ME A CALL THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER HERE:(+229)xx-220-xxx And to enable us finalize everything as Well as OKAY !!! Because those SCAMMERS unknown Useless peoples from that Nigeria still always Playing Up and Dowm INSIDE your Private Emails Box and I don't know why?

Thank you & God Bless.

Always At Your Service,

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. D@vid M@rk
DIRECTOR EXPRESS COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY BENIN
Phone number:(+xxx xx-xxx-xxxx)

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Siddenly this silly, surreal vision popped into my head of all these tiny little Nigerian men cavorting around and playing hanky-panky in your email box. Wonder how on earth they got in there? Lol

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:01 am

The funny thing for me is that the Lad is Beninois. They are usually the hardest to enmesh - virtually always only interested in the quick return.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 5:14 pm

I've seen lads from Nigeria and Ghana overuse "Ok" in their writing, is this also typical of beninoise laddies, too?

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:16 am

This dude punctuates throughout every message with OK! I just notified him that I, M@rcel D@nesh V@ndersloot, III is having my attorney draft up my last will and testament and since I have no heir or near kinsmen and don't wish to leave everything to the Red Cross I have named him my sole heir with himself to receive upon my going the way of all flesh all of my worldly goods, a palatial estate on the Delta valued at $2,700,000.00, the entire 20,000 acres of dingle berry cultivation known as the Tishomingo Dingle Berry Farms, LTD and $97,000,000.00 USD only all of which is bequeathed to one D@vid M@rk of Cotonou Benin Republic pending him producing an official document with his name and current address in order to finalize the official "Last Will and Testament" of M@rcel D@nesh V@ndersloot, III last of his line of the Tishomingo Vandersloot's by way of Lichtenstein, which makes no sense at all but hey, its my vast estate and financial holdings and I'll tell the story as I see fit...... Laughing

OK!

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now I want to know how he reacts to being gifted all of that money

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Oct 2016 Posts: 10

I have someone right now who uses OK after every single message as well!

My wife and I about died laughing at his biblical references. I think there are some people who believe you can invoke powers from certain scriptures? Probably to call down a curse on you.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:41 am

Biblical curses are quite a thing, it seems. I told one lad that I would pay his pastor to pray for his death, and that merciful Jesus would send a rope for his neck. It upset him quite badly. Apparently God's wrath is available on a short-term hire basis Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:02 pm

This is the latest from the lad.....he apparently didn't like having another $2,880.00 snatched from his grasp by that evil bastard Gomer and his cohort Abu Maleek.....do you think he's upset? It starts off genial enough but rapidly falls apart as the frustration appears to have overwhelmed him.

Urgent attention to the recipient Mr. Danesh Vandersloot !!

OK and you can go ahead now to call me now through this my private phone number here: (+229 68-220-689) to able me know what is going up till now with our needed fee sum of $288 only which you told our Delivery Agent Mr. Andrew Steph that you have paid since last 3weeks ago that you are already make the payment and up till now, you still delaying to release your reference number through this my private phone number right and you forget that this week Wednesday is the last Date been on 19th of this October, Custom In Charge of your Consignment Boxes said that once they do not receive this needed fee and that will mean Extra DEMUR RANGE Charges Fee will add on this Packages and To Avoid long process on this delivery Ok,

SEE !! YOU ARE VERY VERY STUPID DEAF MAN BASTARD *DELETED* AND DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN OK !!! BECAUSE YOUR USELESS CHARACTERS HAVE ALREADY MAKE YOU LOSE THIS YOUR GRACIOUS AWARDED WINNER FUND WORTH $52.5 Million Dollars FOR LIFE, YOU AND YOUR BASTARD MOTHER FUCKERS NIGERIA'S LAGOS BROTHERS AS YOU KNOW YOURSELF VERY WELL IF I AM LYING LIKE YOU ARE 0K !!! LIKE HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I SUPPOSE TO CALL YOU BASTARD HUMAN BEING WHO IS ALREADY A JOKE AND FOR YOUR OWN WARNING NOW AGAIN AND AGAIN OK !!! I DO NOT NEED THAT YOUR BASTARD USELESS REFERENCE NUMBER AGAIN OK !!! AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS KIND OF GREATEST OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUR LIFE AGAIN AND AGAIN OK !!!! A STUPID DUMP person LIKE YOU FROM LAGOS NIGERIA WANT TO CLAIM AN OWNERSHIP ESTATE IN WASHINGTON DC and you don't even have a PHONE NUMBER AND THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I WILL KNOW EVERYTHING THAT YOU COME FROM THE BASTARD THIEVES HOUSE IN INSIDE VILLAGE AT THE LAGOS NIGERIA AS WELL AS UNWANTED bush man !!!

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. David Mark
DIRECTOR EXPRESS COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY BENIN
Phone number:(+229 68-220-689)

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:43 pm

Does this mean the deals off Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:09 am

I sure hope the deal is not off okay....I've already invested over $15,000.00 USD Only....okay! He did hurt my feelings and I might not ever get over that!

I like how he starts off and then half way through its like he just blew a cork. Now that is some serious frustration.

I've once again extended the hand of friendship in hopes that our shattered relationship can be repaired.... Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:28 am

I love your modality of moving the decimal place over during the Western Union Transfer.

I have used an exchange rate mistake on my part to get the lads very excited and this is how I do it.

Say the lad is in Mexico and wants $85 USD. The present exchange is a little over 18 Pesos to the US Dollar so the exchange should be for 1530 Mexican Pesos. After a few emails back and forth change I would change it to $1530.00 USD before going to the WU office and eventually send the lad blurry copy of a transfer to that effect.

If your lad happens to be in Nigeria, the exchange rate is 375 to 1 and a few dollars become thousands very quickly. The lads really appreciate a good exchange rate.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:13 am

It must be so frustrating to the lad...the decimal place is moved, a big payout is forthcoming and somehow the payee information gets switched as well and it is right there in the email he just sent to me, so it can't be me that is being hacked, its him and him that is being "dollar chopped"...Imagine sending an email with payment info and the test question, "In God and the answer, We Trust" is somehow switched to "Dollar and Chop" along with the name of the person to receive the money being changed as well. Hey, I'm the innocent victim here...I'm the one that lost $15,000.00 USD only to that sumbicdh Mr. Gomer. Razz

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:20 am

If anyone else is baiting this guy....Director D@vid M@rk, email @[email protected], lets tag team this bastard. He's already sore because Abu and G0mer have stolen his money and ate his job again and again...wouldn't it be nice if the tentacles of the G0mer network reached into his personal stash once again. Now that would strike the fear of Obosh in his heart. AMEN!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:38 pm

I have once again extended the hand of Christian fellowship to the dear Lad from my character's email while at the same time taunting him from the hacker's email. I hope to draw him out for one more disappointment before cutting him loose for good.

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2016 6:19 pm

Well I'm going to write this fellow off...he isn't having any more of it. I am working two of them over now to the point they think they've been hacked and one has lost $23,000.00 to the evil Gomer and the other $8.500.00. Having two catcher accounts really helps to play the evil hacker against the innocent victim. Ooooh what a tangled web I've wove!

Check out these emails:

I am the Real Mr.Micheal Smith, Inspection Unit
Queens, New York,JFK International Airport
who brought the deal of abandoned consignment
from a diplomat from UK.
Don't contact Mr Gomer again as he is the Criminal
In this deal.
+1862-24x-8347 is the only number you can reach me on.
If you receive calls or email from the so called Mr Gomer,
tell him he is son of a bitch and a *DELETED*.
i am ready to make provision for your lost money once we finalize this deal.
if you get giving Mr Gomer more money then i think i will have to move on
and find someone else i can trust to finalize the deal with.

text me on +186x-246-8347 so to continue on how to make this deal happens.
i checked on the boxes and they are still intact as you know i have already paid
the non inspection fee of $1800 so the boxes will not be inspect until we have it moved to your address.

Regards
Mr Micheal Smith.

Hello sir,
I would like to tell you that the so called Mr Gomer is the Criminal Who hacked into my mail and stole all information.
Here is the prove: The first email you received from me has Mr Smith at the end, The abusive emails has mr Gomer at the end.
i am so sorry for the things that happened and i will appreciate if you stop talking to them on phone neither email and please lets keep this communication private here.
Also in the first email i sent you about the boxes in our airport +18622468347 was the number noted and i believed they called you with a different one.
i sent you couple of text with +18622468347 but i got no reply..
please lets keep this deal more privately through my phone number which is +18622468347 as its the one i provided in the beginning of this deal, if you receive a phone call or text from a different number then i think its the criminal called Mr Gomer. Am willing to compensate you with letting you having 90% of this deal as i am a good man and i would never hurt my business partner. please stop picking calls from mr Gomer and don't reply his mails he is the criminal.
Text me on 862-246-8347 as soon as you get this mail..the boxes are still intact and ready to be moved to your address Mr Retch please provide me with your personal phone number so as to be able to send you a text and give you a call.

Regards

Mr Micheal Smith.

And too late, my secretary has already sent the $8,500.00 to whomever sent the request bringing the total that has slipped out of this fellow's hands and into the clutches of that damned Gomer to $23,000.00.

Hi retch thats is not my number and they have been calling you with a fake number....they hacked my email again...shit hold till further notice else you will lose your money to those son a bitch

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