The Two Faces of Mr Mills

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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:20 pm

John Mills is a lawyer who showed promise.

He demanded over $3000 and then, to my surprise, stumped up two bank accounts without being asked - but then Cammy asked for an invoice, and guess what...

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Be informed that invoice will be giving to you after payment.

Cammy didn't accept that.

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Not only are you wrong, but I need the invoice to be able to get the money from our joint account. Anything over a thousand has to be signed for by me and AJ, so send me the invoice please.

I expected him to suggest sending the money in small amounts, but he went in a different direction:

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Then give the note of what I have to write on the invoice.
But the account I gave to you is Australia account over there as well.
Is it still necessary?. If it’s then give me the note of what I have to write on the invoice.
Thanks.

And then this:

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Also note that your transaction is a huge amount of money which requires confidential for your security / to avoid much taxes by your government. So since the given account is over there in Australia, you supposed to know how to handle the issue without any stress okay.
However I wait to hear from you as soon as possible.

It's Wodensday, so I won't slap him yet. However, Cammy won't be pleased - she's been honey-sweet till now, but that is going to change!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:14 pm

So the lad wants his intended victim to spell out what to put on his invoice?! Lad laziness never disappoints. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:21 pm

here are some things I would expect on any professional invoice

"100% Risk Free"
Red seal of truth
At least one scales of justice (scale of justice? scale of justices?)
Thumbprint or handprint
Photo of an animal
The amount spelled out in words with no numbers at all.

I hope this helps.

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:38 pm

^^^ You missed the picture of Telly Savalas.

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:55 am

Cammy wrote back this morning and her temper is showing.

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Just send me the invoice now you were going to send me later. And it doesn't matter where the account is, I'll still need it! Plus - what gave you the idea that I know anything about avoiding tax?

Mills, OTOH, replied blandly:

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Then draft what you want me to write in my invoice to you.

Cammy's temper is getting close to boiling point.

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You said I'd get the invoice after I paid. That means you already have an invoice, right? So send me that invoice and stop messing around!

I foresee some obscenities breaking out soon...

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:44 pm

The dam has burst after Mills wrote back:

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Then have you make the payment?

Enough is enough!

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No I have not send the fucking payment! I told you no payment without an invoice, and that's the way it's going to be, and that's final! Do not try to fuck with me!

Then a quick email to the Lad who started the whole scam...

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The bank's lawyer is a fucking idiot! He won't do a simple thing unless I do his work for him! He has all the brains of a fucking walnut!

More to come? I hope...

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:24 am

The banker Lad didn't reply, but Mr Mills did:

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Attached file in this message is the receipt as you have requested.
I look forward to hear from you as soon as you make the deposit.

So it's called a receipt, he says it's a receipt, and Cammy has a strong opinion about it.

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That is not an invoice. I don't know what the fuck to call it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

What's the additional $5 for on top of the $3000? Maybe for the MIckey Mouse printing kit he used to draft his invoice.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:52 pm

The Lad that started the scam (Dead Bank Customer) didn't like getting this email.

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The bank's lawyer is a fucking idiot! He won't do a simple thing unless I do his work for him! He has all the brains of a fucking walnut!

After a brief exchange that made him no wiser, the Lad suggested:

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Please be informed that what I am trying to say is this, I will suggest that you tell the lawyer to help us pay the required amount of the $3,000 while you repay him with !5,000.00 as soon as the fund is transferred to your account over there in Australia.
I believe that will be the best opinion than to delaying the process.
Please get back to me with your opinion as well.

Cammy didn't think much of that idea.

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It's not about who pays. It's about the fact that Mills had no fucking idea what he was doing. And there's no fucking way I'd give him fifteen grand for being a fuckup.

Lad bafflement...

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Then what can we do?. Can we look for another lawyer?.
Please get back to me with your opinion.

... meets Cammy candour.

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Fucked if I know what to do. Why ask me?

His move, methinks.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:18 pm

Not one but 3 sets of scales of justice.

Excellent.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:29 am

^You missed the scales of justice watermark. There's just justice all over that, er, document!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 580

Lovely document. Congrats.

I especially like the upside down signature. I realize that lad made documents have an assortment of interesting errors but seriously, he couldn't paste the signature in right side up?

Looking forward to more lad pain, Cammy keeps the lads on their toes and off script, loving it!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:54 pm

The main Lad now shows that he has no idea what's happening:

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Sorry if i may ask can you raise at least $1,000 while i will try my best for the remaining $2,005?. Please let me know as soon as possible.

Cammy is profane in explanation.

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Why are you so fixating on paying that fucking fee? I wouldn't give that fucker Mills a brass razoo!

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