The "Supremacy" of Barrister Ego

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:00 am

The Lad behind Desmond Ego exhausts all metaphors for stupid. He's been sacked, sworn at, and belittled, and still he persisted with the same scripts, putting the wrong names on them (Cammy is not George Ortiz), signing with different names, and leaving the exchange on the same email trail...

So when his response to

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You were run over by the foolmobile, the dumb bus and the stupid train, no fucking doubt about that.

Turned out to be

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Full Name:.....
Age:........
sex:........
Occupation:....
Residence Address:.......
Phone Number:...........
Country:..............
Your nearest airport…………………….
I await receipt of these Information so that we can proceed accordingly.

I thought, why not have some fun...

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Full Name: Danaerys Targaryen
Age: 30
sex: Female
Occupation: Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men
Residence Address: Palace of the Khaleesi, Mereen, Valyria
Phone Number: None
Country: Valyria
Your nearest airport: Dragonstone

Did he notice?

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On receipt of your responds, regarding my last email to you. Your payment was supposed to be remitted in your bank account before now as the right procedure of effecting transfer of all kinds of payment. The transfer charge, normally, should be deducted from your payment but in this case, it would not be so due to the present existing verdict on bank activities in order to cut short all manner of misappropriation of fund and diversion of beneficiary payment.
Hence, this is why you are still requested to pay for this cost of transfer charge, which is $150 only. This is because of the instruction given to us by the court and security agencies so if the transfer charge is settled today, you will receive your complete payment of $10.7 million immediately.
Below is the information to send the fee through money gram

Let's raise the ante.

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From Danaerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, to the most ignoble and wretched Rady Jack

Whereas Our wealth is position is of such magnitude that ten millions and more is of small consequence to us, therefore be informed that your donation is accepted only inasmuch as it may benefit those more deserving than yourself.

The fee requested by your humble and debased person will be delivered in person by Our most loyal servitor Ser Jorah Marmont to the official residence of that most ill-fortuned body OFAC in the expectation of your most expedient obedience.

Be aware that Our patience is far from infinite and the kindness of Our heart is not to be given to fools and idiots.

Given under this hand

Danaerys Targaryen
The Stormborn
Breaker of Chains
Mother of Dragons

I really doubt that he'll get it... but he will be confused, I'm sure of that.

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