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Mike_from_West Dakota
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2016
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Hey guys, I heard a story on public radio years ago about baiting a scammer into Darfur and I laughed and laughed and laughed but never really picked up the site here.
Well, I received an email the other day and I knew it was time, and I want to thank the forum here for the inspiration to pursue this new relationship.
So here we go, my first date... err.. bait.
May 24, 2016
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Hello how are you doing.My name is Darlington,I saw your profile at the Christian mingle dating site and it really touched my heart because it seems like we have a lot in common that is why i decided to send you this email.First I am a serious Christian woman and I am Guided by my relationship with Jesus Christ the son of (Our Almighty God). I say that up front because my faith is very important to me.Let me take this opportunity to tell you a little about my self.I care about people, try to help them as much as I can in any way I can. I have a good sense of humor. My one unfulfilled desire in life is to find a faithful man of faith that loves Jesus more than anything
Some of my core values include having impeccable integrity, always do the right thing, even when no one is watching. I take care of myself physically and mentally. Running and eating healthy help me lead an active lifestyle. I work very hard at a job I absolutely love. I am truly blessed in many ways with my health, family and friends.I believe God must be the center of my life and even though sometimes we fall short, He accepts us and loves us unconditionally . I am passionate about God, bible studies, fellowship, praise and worship music and concerts.Are you single with any kids?I look forward to your reply.Take care and stay blessed and have a wonderful day. |
I forwarded that to my real girlfriend, and here's our quick back and forth before I got into it:
me - I don't have a christian mingle account. I need to see if I can hijack someone elses account. Maybe they used my email again.
Or, maybe it's a scam, because the email is direct from this chick to me, not thru a dating site.
gf - Hm. I bet it is a scam.
me - When will people learn to not **** with me.
(I searched for her attached photos which came up as Janessa Brazil, porn star.)
And so I responded.
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Hello its good to meet you.
Its good to hear from a fellow Christian that puts God before all else.
My name is Mike, and I am very active in my church community. I volunteer every Saturday feeding homeless people stray animals and at the local orphanage. Sunday after mass I help around the church by cleaning the tabernacle and polishing pipes in the organ balcony. It gets hot up there and I really work up a sweat, but its something I love doing. Sometimes Father Ridsdale helps out too, but hes getting older so he usually handles the little organ and I go to work on the big one. I really love the organ music in my church.
I am single, except for my relationship with Jesus and I follow the teachings in the Bible that say that we should not have sex outside of marriage, so I do not have any children of my own. Its harder and harder to find people who still believe this, so right now as Father Ridsdale has taught me my marriage is with God and all my love goes to HIM thru the Church. I do volunteer at the orphanage witch gives me the blessed joys of fatherhood without sinning.
It was nice talking to you and I look forward to hearing from you again and may God Bless you.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Sancti Spiritus
Mike |
Here's a bit about Father Ridsdale (an actual person)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ridsdale
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Hello.How are you doing and how is your day.Thank you for the reply to my email.That is nice name Mike and nice meeting you and i am glade that you are very active in your Church community just like me because i am very active in my Church community as well because it always feels good to volunteer in each and every Sundays.I am glade that you help in feeling homeless people stray animals and at the local orphanage.That is very good of you and God bless you for doing that.I am from a strong christian family where by my mom is a pastor and my dad was also a pastor but i lost him when u was 19 years old.We have a lot in common and that is very good for a start i guess.Let me take the opportunity to tell you more about my self.I am a warm, fun, nice, God-fearing Christian woman with a romantic personality who loves to be active and do all kinds of outdoor.My relationship with God is very important to me, my life belongs to Christ, He's my passion and the reason for my living. I am a gentle woman with big heart and beautiful personality, down to earth, outgoing, friendly with a great intellect and sense of humor. I enjoy life in a quite, peaceful and loving manner.
I avoid conflicting situations that interrupt my inner peace. I like to dance, cook, listening to music, reading and love to relax on Friday evening on my Hammock at home.I am family oriented and love to spend time with my family. I enjoy the company of family, friends and a companion when I find one. I am ultimately looking for a life partner not just a causal date. I would like to meet someone that have a great passion for Christ and put him first in what ever he does. Someone to read the bible and meditate to the words of God with.I truly appreciate honesty and openness and I assure you will not be disappointed but only time will tell.I will also like to know more about you and see how it will go from there.For how long have you been single and what are you really looking for at the Christian mingle dating site.Take care and stay blessed and have a wonderful day.I look forward to your reply. |
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Hello again Darlington,
I hope you are well. I'm sorry to hear about your father dying. It's very unfortunate when someone is taken from you, but I'm sure he is sitting at the table with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ now, waiting for the waiter to refill his ice water so Jesus can turn it to wine. God has a plan for all of us, and the Lord works in mysterious ways.
I would like to tell you more about myself.
I like the outdoors too, but I also like being indoors sometimes. Right now Im outdoors a lot because I donated my house to the church. Im waiting for my uncles lawyers to finish some paperwork and then I will buy a new house with some money that was left to me when my uncle died. Also, I enjoy doing things that make me happy. I also enjoy cooking my family and also eating out at the Y. The YMCA does great things for the children and I try to eat out at the Y at least once a month when they have fundrasier spaghetti dinners. Most of the time the sphagetti is very good, but one weekend every month Aunt Flo volunteers there and she adds too much sauce. I don't like it as much. Its too spicy and it gets all over my face!
I have not been on the Christians mingle website for very long because before that I was living in the Dirty South collecting orphans and there wasn't enough internet for everyone. Now that I moved to to West Dakota I have internet. I have been single for most of my life though. I devoted my life to God, but now God told me in a dream that I should take a wife and that she should bear my children. I prayed to Jesus to tell me where to meet my wife and he told me that the premier destination for anyone looking to date and marry within the Christian faith was Christian Mingles. The LORD is certainly watching over me.
I can hear the church bells ringing now telling me it's time for the evening vespers. I must go pray and I will pray for you tonight as well.
Vaya con Dios, may Gods love be with you.
Mike
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May 25, 2016
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Good morning.How are you doing this morning.Thank you for the reply to my email once again.Yes i am very well by the grace of God and yes it is very unfortunate when someone is taken from you,but God knows best and he is the one who gives and takes and he always makes a way when it seems to be no way.The book of Job 1:21 says that.Naked I came from my mother’s womb,and naked I will depart.The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away,may the name of the Lord be praised.I am very sure that he is sitting at the table with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ now,waiting for the waiter to refill his ice water so Jesus can turn it into wine as you said.I really like that and it brought a lot of peace to my heart.Yes God really have a plane for all of us and in time we will all have what we want from him because he said we should ask and it shall be given onto us so we you pray to Him to bless you with your needs He will surely answer your prayers.I have a lot of faith in him.My heart have been broken before and that really hurt me a lot which is why i remained single for almost a year now.I feel it is time to find me a Christian man who will be very honest and open to me as much as i will also be honest and open to him to see how it will go from there.I have been praying to find a good man and i know God will answer my prayers as time goes on.
I am glade that you like the outdoors and it feels good that you like being indoors as well.This means that we have one thing in common already and that sounds good to me..lol.God bless you for donating your house to the Church.The book of Matthew 25:43-45 says that I was a stranger, and you didn’t invite me into your home. I was naked, and you didn’t give me clothing. I was sick and in prison, and you didn’t visit me.’ “Then they will reply, ‘Lord, when did we ever see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and not help you?’ “And he will answer, ‘I tell you the truth, when you refused to help the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were refusing to help me.God bless you for giving because the more you give the more you get.
That was a good dream you had and with hope and faith He will surely bless you with a good wife who is also a Christian just like you.You seems nice and i like the way you sound,I will so much like to get to know more about you and see how it will go from there.Do you have gmail hangout or Skype so that we can chat more and get to know more about our self.Feel free to ask me anything you will like to know about me as that could enable us to know more about our self.What types of music or movies or TV Shows you like?What's your favorite foods & drinks?Take care and stay blessed and have a wonderful and blessed day.I look forward to your reply. |
Here I took a day off before responding, but I didn't want Darlington to think I had just blown her off. It was a real medical emergency!
May 26, 2016
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Good Morning Darlington
I hope you slept well and arose rested like Jesus after his three day nap after the crucifiction.
I had a troublesome night myself. I have been reading lots of stories about mosquitos carrying zika virus and causing babies to be born with tiny heads and I became concerned when I put on my favorite hat that says WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? and it was loose on my head. I let the orphans out so they could run free in the fields the other day and while I was herding them back to the orphanage I was bit by a mosquito and I thought it gave me zika virus and that my head was shrinking so I admitted myself to the hospital. The doctros said I was healthy but I didnt believe them so I asked to speak with the hospital Chaplin and he prayed wtih me until Jesus came and drove the virus from my body like He drove the money changers out of the temple. I think that also my hat might have stretched a little bit.
In your last email you asked what kinds of food and drink are my favorite. I try to live like our Savior JESUS H. CHRIST as much as I can so when I go to the market shopping for food I ask myself WHAT WOULD JESUS DO???! and usually I buy bread and water and sometimes I will go to the fish monger and I will buy a fish. I also eat spaghetti. I dont think Christ had spaghetti 6000 years ago when GOD make the sun and the stars and the earth and everything on it but when chef Boyardee invented spaghetti in italy Im sure that Jesus was there with him to make sure it cooked al dente the way GOD intended.
I like both kinds of music. I like the organ music at Church especially a song called In The Garden Of Eden, and I also play a skin flute so I like flute music too. My father gave me my flute when he came back from the front lines of the war wtih Eastasia. He says he liberated the flute from some savages before they burned the village down. I pray every day that we can bring our boys home from the war safe. War... what is it good for? Absolutely Nothing and I'll say it again. War is good for nothing.
Tell me more about yourself? How big is your village? What do you do to make money? Besides the Bible, what is your next favorite book?
I look forward to your response and have a blessed day.
With all Gods love I am sincerely yours,
Michael Hunt |
And that's all for now. I'll keep updating. Let me know what you think! |
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Mike_from_West Dakota
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2016
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Fri May 27, 2016 6:21 pm |
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Good morning Michael.How are you doing this morning.I am very sorry for the late reply to your email.I have been very busy with work since yesterday because there were a whole lot of emergency cases at work so i had to overwork to make sure that there condition is stable.I came home this morning and noticed that you have replied to my email.I am a registered Nurse and working as a Nurse have been something i have always wanted to do in my life because i like helping people and it feels good when you are able to take care if a sick person for him or her to recover by the help of God,It is a great feeling.Zika virus is not a good virus.Zika virus disease (Zika) is a disease caused by the Zika virus, which is spread to people primarily through the bite of an infected Aedes species mosquito. The most common symptoms of Zika are fever, rash, joint pain, and conjunctivitis (red eyes). The illness is usually mild with symptoms lasting for several days to a week after being bitten by an infected mosquito. If the mosquito is not infected then when it bite,you will not be infected with the virus but when the mosquito is infected with the virus and it bites you,then you might get infected.
Let me take this opportunity to tell you more about my self.My Friends describe me as an Open book , pretty straightforward .. honest , caring , sharing , easy going , down to earth and laid back. I enjoy going out occasionally , i like to try new things out ... meeting new people / I enjoy listening to music , watching movies , i enjoy cooking ,I am a God fearing and romantic .. i am very passionate about life and people , i enjoy nature i am always curious and motivated to meet new interesting people. i love to laugh and make other people happy/plus i have a very big heart and a lot of people takes advantage of that .I do NOT smoke, or anything. I study the Bible, and I go to Church. I am Faithful, reliable & Someone you can count on.I have good Heart and I'm caring. I am looking for someone who will Love me for whom I am"honesty, friendship, giving, understanding, and love for one another is what I am looking for, possibly that could lead to a long term Relationship.I am looking for nice Decent Christian man I can appreciate, take care, Love and treat Him Right.
My relationship with God is very important to me, my life belongs to Christ, he's my passion and the reason for my living. I am a gentle woman with big heart and beautiful personality, down to earth, outgoing, friendly with a great intellect and sense of humor. I enjoy life in a quite, peaceful and loving manner. I avoid conflicting situations that interrupt my inner peace.I am located in Ghana and i will like to know if you have any problem with my location.I work very hard to make my own money which i use to take care of my self and help others as much as i can.I usual donate to the Orphanage home and i like spending time with them and read the Bible to them sometimes.It is always fun when i am with them and i notice how happy they are.My nest favorite book is Happiness by Randy Alcorn.Take care and stay blessed and have a wonderful day.I look forward to your reply. |
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Good morning Darlington
you seem like a caring, honest, God fearing person that I would like to get to know better.
My uncles lawyers have finished the paperwork required for me to claim my inheritance from my uncle and I can now buy a house again and stop living in a hut that I made from sticks. I will send you a picture of my stick house tomorrow.
I will have plenty of money left after I buy a my house and I want very much to visit you and see you in Ghana. What is the address you reside at in Ghana so that I can come see you?
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Mike Hunt |
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| I am looking forward to the pictures of the stick house,I like stick house sometimes,I an a simple woman and i like to live a simple life.I work very hard for what i have and i am glade and happy that God have been helping me with what i really need.I am looking forward to meet a man who will love me for me and i dont care if he is rich or poor.All i really need from him is true love and happiness.And if you will like to come and visit me this is my address.24 Independence avenue,Accra Ghana.Take care and stay blessed and have a wonderful day. |
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God Bless You.
You are very beutiful and I am looking forward to knowing more about exploring your interests and your bode. Do you have a sister?
I have two brothers.
I want to know more about what is relevant to you and maybe we can sit down together soon and discuss craft beer and vagatarianism. Surely GOD has a plan for us to fell in love and then you will have my child (once we are married of course).
With GODs love,
Mitchel |
Little test to see if they were paying attention, changed my name slightly.
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| What is your real name.Micheal or Mitchel.Initially you said Micheal and now you said Mitchel. |
crap. They were paying attention.
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| And do you mind if we exchange numbers so that we can talk on phone some times. |
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| Is your name Micheal or Mitchel. |
uh-oh. Recovery mode.
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Oh. I am sorry. I had an accident this morning and my hand was crushed in a bus. I am trying to type with my one good hand but it is slow and I am spelling lots of words wrong yhat I have to go back and correct. I spelled my name wrong and did not realize so I did not fix it. My name is mike
I did not want to worry you about my hsnd so I did not tell you. Im sorry and i will pray for forgiveness |
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i see
Do you mind if we change numbers so that we can talk on phone sometimes, |
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| ok, i will need to get a new phone first though. The reason for my accidenty was caused by me watching a funny video when i waited for the bus and I didnt pay attention to the bus and the door closed on my hand. then the bus drove away and my phon was inside the bus and i was able to pull my hand out just in time before the bus drove to far but now I dont have a phone or part of one of my fingers. |
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| hahahahahahahahahahahaha..Nice story isnt it?Next time it will be real so watch out |
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| what do you mean?? |
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| this is the photo that the hospital took for my records before my hand was bandaged. it is vary painful but i should be ok |
I attached a pic from my "degloved finger" search. I don't recommend you look up photos of that.
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| I see.So how did you get this picture. |
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| as i said in my last email the hospital took the photo for my medical records wich i can acces from on line |
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| I see.So when are you planing on buying new phone |
well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition... lets refocus...
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i am upset that you dont believe me but also im upset that you deceved me about your address. i looked at that address on google and that is not a house
i will buy a phone in 3 days, but if you are lying about living at accra ghanna i dont want to call you or let you call me |
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I have not deceive you.This is Africa Ghana and not USA,There is no way you will be able to see all the house address online like the USA.This is a developing country and we are not at the same standard like the USA.
It is not that i didnt believe you but i have been hurt before.My hurt have been broken before which is why i am being very careful and asking a lot of questions just to get to know you very well and i like it when you also ask me question because it helps you to know me very well.
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i asked one of the nuns from my church who did missionary position in Ghana and knows it well and she said there isnt houses there that was where THE CHURCH IS.
i am going to take some orphans to market and by Gods graces maybe some kind poepel will akcept the childrens and bring them home. i am done talking to you today as i am hurt that you lie and you should pray for forgivness and i will still pray for you |
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| I never lied.Why are you saying that.This cant be called lie.The fact that we are not a developed country does not mean i have lied to you.That is the address you will need and when you arrive at this address you will be able to see me because that is the street to where i live.You should not expect all the house in Ghana to be online.That is impossible because we are not at the same standard as USA. |
It's a holiday weekend, I'm throttling back for a few days. |
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