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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:00 pm |
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Holy Carp! I just realized that today marks 12 years as a member of this delightful loony bin. 
I need to get a life.
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:11 pm |
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| I need to get a life. |
A what?
No wait, I Googled that.
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| the period between birth and death, or the experience or state of being alive |
Wow. Sounds psychedelic.
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| the period for which a machine or organization lasts |
As in "batteries" 
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| the quality that makes people, animals, and plants different from objects, substances, and things that are dead |
I don't know about quality, but my best friend once said I'm about as intelligent human being as a houseplant. Therefore I qualify to two of these.
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| energy or enthusiasm |
Too much work.
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| everything that is alive |
Kumbaya!
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| especially in children's games, one of the limited number of times that you can lose, but still continue playing |
I call that "waking up every morning". |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:24 pm |
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That's a lot of lad pain right there! Congrats.  |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2   x6 x2  Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Huntsman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Jan 2015
Posts: 992
Location: Beats me, How did I get here?
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:40 pm |
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Congrats Juan!!!!
That's a lot of lad pain.
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My First one.
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My First one.
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"I am a ranked Drilldo, and as you may know, its a very secretive one." Drilldo-Captin James Hall
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:29 pm |
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Happy 12 to the all time best 419eater nickname (and the man behind the frize). |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:45 pm |
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Many Happy Returns Daughter of a Mermaid.
Now where's my...   |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:35 pm |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:54 pm |
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12 years???? 12 years!  |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:59 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary Juan. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:06 pm |
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THUD! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:26 pm |
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You need therapy   |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 13497
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:43 pm |
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Congratulations on 12 years. Can you imagine what Shorty's life would be like if you had never found this place! |
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GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
 
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:37 am |
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Congratulations Juan, although after all this time, isn't it time you left the basement under your parents house and went outside?
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them.   x8 a few x 13 |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9593
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:07 am |
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Congratulations, Juan.
Now let's all head over to Mr. Bigg's for a real party! |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:57 am |
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Happy Eaterversary, Juan! |
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- Georgie Porgie
"i never know you are this wicked. for all this you have done to me,you will see death closely an Beg for life." - A1ex Wi1son
"Your nothing but a bastard. you will regret this cause if i meet you over there i don't mind to pull a trigger of a bullet on your forehead. i will find you any where on this world just don't take it easy cause i mean what am saying to you". Dempsey G. |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:21 am |
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I am in awe of your dedication and the amount of lad pain you have inflicted! Happy Eaterversery, Juan! Now, can I take you to lunch at the In-N-Out?
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
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Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:31 am |
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Belated Congrats Juan! Maybe we should re-bait Kelvin Coleman just so you have something to help keep you busy.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:03 am |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:13 am |
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Double holy carp, with fries!
Congrats on making me look a noob. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:52 am |
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I am in awe! Many congrats, Juan. May you long continue to have Freiz with everything, along with plenty of salt and vinegar to rub in all those lads' wounds. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:41 pm |
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Congratulations Juan, here's to the next 12 years. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1738
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:38 pm |
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Congrats! |
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"CHAIRMAN OF ASHAWO CLUB"
"YOU ARE COMPLETELY A LUNATIC."
"PLEAS DO NOT SEND ANY OF MY EMAIL COPY TO THE MAD MAN.AGAIN."
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23943
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:56 pm |
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Congratulations Juan. I bet Atlanta lad rues the day he first contacted Sue. And we know Shorty definitely does.  |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:18 pm |
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Wow. I admire the dedication and staying power. Here's to another 12 eh? |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5165
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:51 am |
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Congrats. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
 Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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