Robert Mueller III threatens a Scottish Farmer Lady.....

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Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 5:10 am

For the past while I have been doing an email tango with a certain Mr Entwhistle, US Ambassador to Nigeria. The good Mr E wanted to give me $8M dollars,
but sadly Rosie (my character) just couldn't seem to get that pesky fee of $850 to him.

After getting a couple of piggies, dolla chopping him (my made up scammer "Mr Komode" stole his processing fee lol) and generally wasting a
lot of time, I decided Mr Entwhistle was no fun anymore and stopped contacting him.

But lo! A few days ago I get an email from .... wait for it .... Robert Mueller III from the FBI! Quite what their jurisdiction is in Scotland I have no idea.
However, the FBI had Rosie's home address - which I had only ever given out to Mr Entwhistle.

The email I got was a migraine-inducing eye-riot of pictures stolen from the web, but included this at the very top of the "letterhead":

Once I'd stopped laughing at this picture, I read on:

Quote:

FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

WE BELIEVE THIS NOTIFICATION MEETS YOU IN A PRESENT STATE OF MIND.

We received an email form the world Bank, this is not a child play, we are ready to take you to any length if you failed to proof the legitimate of the
fund you are about to receive. As a Federal Commission we are here to protect your interest and the interest of all the United State citizens as well
as this great Nation. You have been investigated as the beneficiary of the said funds that is why you are in touch with the FBI for a solid proof before
the funds will be release to you.

The said funds is now in our custody in your name which has been placed on hold under the custody of the FBI for further verification and proof before
releasing the fund to you.

We have gone through your Identification record and also the informations received from you, we have verified a lot of things about you.

With full concern of The F.B.I and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) wish to remind you of the consequences of remitting such huge sums of money
without complying fully with the provisions of the Financial and Allied Matters Decree 5 as amended in sub-section C (6) of 2008, which stipulates that any
monitory transaction been done in the United States Of America, must have proper records, which duly guarantees and covers the transaction as
legitimate and legally acquired and not criminally or terrorist associated funds. This is due to ongoing terrorist activities/economic crimes on and
against the United States of America citizens.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONEY LAUNDERING DEPARTMENT) IS HERE to wipe out terrorism, and will stop at
no length in doing our duty for the American people.

You have 48 hours to produce legal proof of the below frozen wired transaction number codedkiry biry AZQV9007

We currently have jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of federal law. So you can see that we can track you down through
Investigative programs. We have your address: XXX XXXXXX FARM, XXXXXXX, ISLE OF ARRAN, SCOTLAND.and the evidence and status of your
wired funds, so we can arrest you anytime anywhere.

WARNING: failure to produce the above requirement in the next 48 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you,
justificated and if found guilty, you will be jailed.. As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community
today. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO
US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT.

HERE HIS THE MAN WE AREST FROM THE INVESTIGATION AUTHORITIES,YOU MAY KNOW HIM, BUT, TO TELL YOU THE TRUST IF WE
DID NOT HEAR FORM YOU TODAY THAT MEANS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR OUR TROUBLE.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

Robert S Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation

Oh dear! What's a poor Scottish farmer lady to do!!! Shocked

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 10:34 am

Tell him its buried in long acre field and he will have to wait until harvest time.

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:15 pm

Those image choices are priceless.

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:16 pm

It was just one of these "threatening" emails that got me into baiting. Nice work getting one with pictures! I think you should really have Mr. III explain exactly what the F.B.I. has to do with a Scottish lass. Laughing

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