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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:14 pm

I am having a lot of trouble finding a lad to manage my churches mission/clinic. They are all too lazy I guess. Not even the chance to manage $30K to $50K will get them going. Oh well the search goes on.

Meanwhile Miss Lotta who was created to be the church secretary has morphed into a naïve, rich widow stuck in the glorious past. She has been scammed out of over $10K before so her lawyer, accountant and banker have her on a short leash. She's a sweet old thing but can be very annoying.

The mule or confederates information has been redacted.

I am:

This can't be for me.....

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Sir,
I do not believe this was intended for me.
Lotta
============================================
Good Day Beneficiary ,

I deemed it necessary to inform you that an ATM CARD worth
$6,800,000.00 Million Dollars has been accredited in your favor as
part of our yearly promotion of United Nation/World Bank.

For claim you are highly advised to fill below information
*Full Name:
*Delivery Address:
*Gender:
*Occupation:
*Phone Number:
*Country:

Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours Faithfully,
Gordon W. Gates
Email: redact
Telephone redact

Turns out it was for me after all.

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Lotta,

I want you to know that the email is for you hence back with information needed to process delivery.

Mr Gordon.

We won't be fooled again!

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Mr Gordon,
Is this some kind of mean trick? I'm sorry but last year a bad man said that he had a lot of money left in a bank account by my late husband. I sent him over 10 thousand dollars before I found out that he was pretending just to get my money.

A most convincing story....

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With all due respect, I want to inform you that I am sorry to hear that because there so many scam and trick on the internet hence one needs to be careful but I want you to know that this is no trick of what so ever kind as this funds brought to you through an ATM card is a yearly promotion done by international monetary funds and world bank for purpose of vitims who scammer has taken advantage of and also for the eradication of poverty and to improve standard of living of individual that is why ideal ot this program is brought together and you are selected by your email through a random selection where your email was picked as a lucky one hence I want you to know I am not here to trick you but to direct you in the proper way to receive you funds and to be happy in life. I want you to know that once you get your funds don't forget me and also try to do good to less priveledge.

I hope you do understand and work with me to receive your funds successful. Kindly send your information to proceed.

Well, maybe we will be fooled again.

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Dear Mr. Gates,
Thank you for understanding my need to be careful. My accountant and lawyer were very angry at me when I gave that nasty man my money. Some times they act as if my money was theirs but they are dears and watch over me well since my husband died.

They tell me over and over how I must be careful who I talk to on this computer mail thing. You seem like a nice young man. Are there any papers or documents you can send that explain about this money. Maybe I should be careful.

Tomorrow is Sunday. I so look forward to Sunday. The Bishop always picks me up and takes me to church. Then after we have a nice lunch and talk for hours. I hope he is not just being nice so I will leave all my money to the church but I don't think so.

I must go now as my medicine makes me very sleepy.

We certainly don't want any internet scam.

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Lotta

I am not allow to send documents on the internet due to scam as documents will be attached in parcel of your ATM card that will be deliver to you.

I am waiting to hear from you with information to proceed

Mr Gordon.

Lotta has a nice Sunday. Would you like to meet her lawyer?

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Dearest Mr Gates
I hope you are well. I had such a nice Sunday outing that I simply must tell someone about it. I hope you don't mind. It is ever so pleasant to have someone to talk to.

The Bishop picked me up as usual then after church we went to the vicarage for lunch. He has a most excellent cook and housekeeper. She prepared a very satisfactory Sunday roast with new potatoes and carrots. Then we spent the whole of the afternoon looking at flower catalogs and planning the spring plantings in the garden. I wish I was able to garden more but I just can't get around like I used to but I still like to feel involved.

I must admit that our dealings have me a bit confused. My lawyer would know but he is away on vacation. I hope he won't be mad but I guess it won't hurt to give you my address.

Surprise! Mr. Gordon doesn't want to meet the lawyer. He tries to be helpful but gives poor Miss Lotta wayyyyyyy too much information.

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Hyperlink Picture of ATM removed.

Attn: Lotta, (Full name redacted)

Thanks for your prompt respone...With all due respect, i see you had a lovely weekend and Sunday well prepared and packaged. My Sunday was okay as i took my family to church,we prayed and after service we were home all day with some visitors who came around.

As regards transaction, i understand you said your lawyer is not around for now but i will want to use this medium to tell that you should not allow any body not even your lawyer know about this transaction until it gets to your hands. I want you to surprise everybody around you because at the moment you tell them they will discourage you hence keep it very confidential for your good to get full result.Read below carefully and get back with information needed

You are kindly inform that below information is for you easy access of your ATMCARD as soon as it gets to you within Two working days 48hrs. Carefully read information.

ATMs, standing for "Automated Teller Machines", are an easy, convenient way to access your account from almost anywhere. If you're new to them, don't worry. It's easy. The instructions are right there, on the machine.

Steps
1} Be alert. As you approach the ATM, look around for other people. If it is night time, pick an ATM in a well-lit location. If using a drive-up ATM, pull up close to it so no one can see you enter your PIN (Personal Identification Number). If you are uncomfortable with the area or the people around the machine, find a different machine or use the machine some other time.

2} Take an envelope and prepare any deposits you will make ahead of time.
Fill out a deposit slip, if your bank requires one, and include it in the envelope. Write the amounts of money you are depositing in the space provided.Write the total of all your cash on the first line.
To deposit a check, sign the back of the check (called "endorsing" the check) with your name as it is written on the front. Depending on the rules of your bank, you may also write "for deposit only" and include your account number, as shown.

3} Insert your ATM Card into the machine.

4} Select a language.
Note that this option often only comes up where your card is registered as being from another country, unless you live in a country or region with languages other than English are in major use.

5} Enter your PIN (Personal Identification Number), then press Enter.make sure you enter correct pin.

6}Select a transaction

7} Deposit money. If you want to deposit (put in) money:
Enter the amount you will deposit. Confirm the amount.
Insert the envelope into the deposit slot when the machine opens it. Note that some ATMs will not allow you to deposit money. In this case, you need to find one at a branch.

8} Withdraw money. If you want to withdraw (take out) money, select or enter the amount to withdraw.
Most machines dispense money in fixed amounts. You may be given a choice between common amounts or you may be asked to enter a number that is a multipleof 20 (20, 40, 60, 80, etc.).
Take the cash when the door opens. Put it directly into your wallet.

9} Choose whether to do an additional transaction. Select Yes or No.

10} Choose whether you want a receipt, select Yes or No. Take the receipt if you requested it.

11} Wait while the system processes your transaction(s).

Please your are advised to read carefully the above instruction,which is for your use alone for easy use of your Atm Card.

VITAL INSTRUCTION
*Send a copy any of your ID{Passport, working ID, Driver's Licence etc.}
*Be inform delivery will be delivered via FedEx Courier,gets to you within 48hrs
*Delivery fee has been paid upon. You will only pay for PIN ACTIVATION FEE of $370
*Lastly request for payment instruction/information for pin activation fee

Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours Faithfully,
Gordon W. Gates

Miss Lotta gets it all wrong....

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Mr Gates,
Do please call me Miss Lotta or just Lotta as all my friends do. I was called Miss Lotta in my childhood and continued even after I was married to my dear husband.

I almost rejoice to find that you are a church and family man. Your children are fortunate to have such a role model. I'm sure you will instill in them good values of honesty and integrity and hard work. Oh, listen to silly old me telling you how to raise your children. I'm warning you that I can be quite the busy-body but I'm just a harmless old woman.

I must say that I found a lot of your last letter confusing. I understand that the delivery fee is paid and I will be expecting Fed-Ex in the next 48 hours but I don't understand about the ATM. Is it right that it is called a Automatic Teller Machine?

I only have this small computer thing. I do not have anything that resembles the picture you sent. Do I need to buy one? If so, where can I get one.

I'm sorry to have so many questions. I just don't know much about computers and things. Maybe you can make it simpler.

Yours Truly
Miss Lotta

Blah blah blah.

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Miss Lotta ,

Thanks for your prompt response...I am also happy we are getting to more of your self better as time goes on. The ATM CARD has been paid upon delivery but the only thing that will be needed to be pay is pin activation fee of $370 and delivery can not commence without this fee not been made hence you are advised to go ahead with payment asap.

The last email you received do not need to confuse you but it is step or guild line in using the ATM CARD in an ATM MACHINE.

Mr Gordon.

Poor confused thing gets distracted my the roses.

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Mr Gordon,

Thank you for trying to explain. I don't know much about a lot of these modern things. It has reached the point to where I can't even figure out how to operate a radio.

I'm afraid that I am still a little confused. Do I pay the $370 to the Fed-Ex man or mail it to you. I'm sorry but I still don't know about the ATM thing. Do I need to buy one of those machines like in your picture that you sent. I wish my lawyer were here. Maybe he could explain it to me.

I must go now. The gardener is going to prune the rose bushes and if I don't watch him he will ruin them. My old gardener has retired and I just can't find a good one to replace him.

God Bless
Miss Lotta

Ever patient stalwart Mr Gordon presses on....

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Miss Lotta

In view of payment for activation fee $370. Payment is made payable through WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM to below information.

Redact Info

Amount:$370

Once payment is made get back with payment details.

At least the gardener is good for something.

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Mr Gordon,
Since you would not tell me I asked the gardener about that ATM machine. I know what it is now but I don't know what it has to do with our business.

I don't understand what your last letter means. Did you mean Western Union Telegram? I don't know what a Western Union Moneygram is.

Who is the mule in Virginia? Is she receiving my money?
Please explain in a way I can understand.

Thank you and God Bless
Miss Lotta

Can't this old biddy get anything right?

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Miss Lotta ,

I want you to know that ATM machine is a machine where you will need to put your atm card that will be send to you to withdraw money from the atm card.

Payment of $370,you are to make payment through WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAM. Go to any store around ask them you want to transfer money through Western Union or Money Gram and i believe you will be properly guiled and you are to send it to the mule in Virginia she will be the one to receive your money.

Mr Gordon

Miss Lotta is not happy with Mr Gordon

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Mr. Gordon,

I don't drive or ever go to any stores or use any ATMs. I sold the Bentley when my chauffeur retired long ago. The Bishop takes me to church and my lawyers daughter is my part time personal secretary. She takes me to my doctors appointments and to the beauty salon. My accountant pays my bills and takes care of my banking. I get a small amount of cash every week but I usually put it in the poor box at church.

I don't know how to transfer any money at Western Union and I don't like it that you didn't tell me before about having to pay $370 to get my money. I tell you again that I don't know the mule or anyone else in Virginia. Why is she going to receive my money.

I am not happy about this at all since you have no documents or other proof about this.

I think you should explain all this before we go any further. This is the same thing that other bad man did.

Mr Gordon disappears for 24hrs so I poke him a bit.

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Mr Gordon

Are you still there. I hope nothing bad has happened to you.

I must go to bed now myself.

Best to you

Mr Gordon is there but he has his bottom lip stuck out a bit.

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Miss Lotta ,

I am here and not happy.I wish to end this now because of the way you sounded in your previous email taking like the other person and you have use Western Union before to make payment to the person but you act ask if it is new to you. If not western union what means do you use in making payment to the person?

If you will not make payment to maria please tell me and let me end this now

Thank You

Don't you make pouty faces to me young man! If there was only some other way to get my money to you.....(hint hint)

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Mr Gordon,
I'm sorry you are unhappy but I do not know why. I never said I used that Western Union Moneygram thing before. The man asked me to pay that way at first except he was asking for a lot of money. When I told him I didn't know about Western Union or drive any more he gave me a bank account and I had my bank send it to him. I don't know how all that bank stuff works and I should have known better than to send him all that money.

I have asked you several times about the moneygram and instead of explaining to me you told me to go to the store and ask?

I still do not know about this Maria. Why won't you tell me who she is and what she has to do with this. First you said she was going to receive my money now you say you want me to pay her.

I should be the one that is unhappy. I wish you would explain things better. I can pay your fee with a personal check or a certified check from my bank or I guess I can have my bank pay you direct however that works.

Yours Truly
Miss Lotta

Gordy takes the hint and ups the ante which complicates things.

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Miss lotta

I want you to know that Maria is the payment officer in charge in of receiving money that is why you are paying it to her.

I understand that you do not know about ATM card or money gram, western union thing. How about we transfer the funds directly to you account but the cost of transfer and other charges fee is $2500 hence if you are interested in this one get back with your account information for transfer while I will also give you account information where payment of $2500 is to be paid to.

Await your swift response

Mr Gordon..

Miss Lotta barely bats an eye at the fee increase.

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Mr Gordon.
Thank you for explaining about Maria. At first I thought she was going to receive my money. now I see that she was supposed to receive the $370. You must think I am a silly old goose sometimes.

I agree with you that transferring the money will be the simplest. I'm not sure how to do it but the banker can handle all that. What information do you need from me?

Why has the fee gone up so much from $370 to $2500 is a big jump.

Yours Truly
Miss Lotta

And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"The Owl and the Pussycat" by Edward Lear

Gordon is back quick as a wink with my first piggy.

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Miss Lotta ,

I happy you understand now and that you want the money transfer directly to your account.In bank that it is simple and you do not need to do any thing but to send your bank information such as your

Account Name
Bank Number
Bank address
routing number
and your address
and as soon as payment of $2500 is paid by you transfer will be done to your account directly and you receive the money.

Less before i forget your question, fee of bank transfer is high to $2500 because there are other fee such clearance and security keeping fees which is needed to be paid and transfer will get to you inexactly within wasting time for you to enjoy your money.

Please note that $2500 is to be paid to through bank hence you or your banker can do this now by paid the money to this below information and as soon as it is made send me scan copy of payment slip.

redact mule

Send me slip and above bank information

Mr Gordon

I predict that Gordy will settle for less than $2500 if the lawyer has to get involved.

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Mr Gordon,

I have a doctors appointment today. Miss Prissy, my personal secretary will pick me up in a few minutes. will try to get the bank information you need as soon as I get back.

I'm afraid I cannot make any payments over $1000 out of my household account. Anything larger has to come out of the main account and has to have my lawyers signature. I'm ashamed to say that they do not trust me with my own money anymore.

I will ask Prissy when her father, he's my lawyer, will be back in his office from vacation so we can arrange to pay the $2500 out of the main bank account.

Maybe Prissy will buy me an ice cream while we are out. It's so nice to get away from this stuffy old house for a while even if it is top the doctors office. It's such a beautiful day for January.

Yours Truly
Miss Lotta

Not gonna happen there big G...

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Miss lotta

What you need to do is make payment of $1000 today from your account and tomorrow make the other instead of waiting for your lawyer

Mr Gordon

Yawn! I predict G will not like tomorrows news.

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Mr Gordon,

I have just returned home from my little outing. Prissy took me to a very nice Italian restaurant is why I am so late.
I'm afraid that it is me that has not explained things very well to you about the household account.

I am very tired and I would like a cup of tea before I retire for the night. I will explain further tomorrow.

Thank You and Blessing to You
Miss Lotta

Only in your dreams......

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Miss lotta

I see you had a wonderful day. Will payment of $1000 be made by any mean or chance without your lawyer?

Await your banking information as required in the previous email

Mr Gordon.

Lotta breaks some bad news to G and forgets her banking information. But look on the bright side, the lawyer will be back next week!

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Mr Gordon,
Yes, it was a nice day yesterday, thank you for asking. The only bad thing is that being out for that long is very exhausting. I will have to spend today resting in order to have the strength to go to church tomorrow.

I'm afraid I did not explain very well about my household account. It is what I use to pay for deliveries from the market, the butcher and things like that. I like to have fresh flowers delivered weekly and I'm afraid I spend too much on gardening supplies.

I usually spend $400 to $600 per week and every Monday the bank tops it up to $1000 so there is never more than that in the account. That's what I meant by the thousand dollar limit that I can spend.

$500 or $600 is the most I can send or I will not have enough money to last the week. Prissy said her father would return from vacation on Thursday so I can get him to sign for the $2500 on Friday if that will be OK.

Best to You

Mr G is back in less than 5 minutes. He doesn't quite understand that Lotta is talking weekly for the five or six hundred. He sounds rather impatient and doesn't want to wait for the lawyer.

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Miss Lotta,

If you can't make payment of $1000 but $500 or $600 then i want you to make payment today or either $500 or $600 as payment will be made each day in this matter as we afford to wait your lawyer

Once again below is account information

Stay tuned!

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:29 pm

Well done on getting the bank account details - you have forwarded them to a moderator haven't you? That way, the bank account can be shut down which will inconvenience the lad and he probably had to pay for it. Also he can't use that account on some other poor sod. Better than all of this, you get to put a piggy in your signature line.

Keep it up, get that bank account shut down and tell him that you went to pay the money and the bank told you there was an issue with the account - tell him to send another set of details and you'll pay immediately...... voila, 2 piggies! keep on with this till he cracks! Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:58 pm

I reported the Mules info and account. I figure Lotta's wire transfer on Monday will fail due to some unspecified trouble with the account.

I may have to delay the return of the lawyer a bit keeping him imminent to hurry the lad along. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:37 am

Welcome to the pig farm! Soon you'll have a Lotta pigs.

You can report the piggies on the piggy form; there's one for pink and one for black. Mules should be sent to a mod.

I normally wait a few days before telling a lad that a bank transfer failed. My bank takes the info and may not process the transfer until a few hours later, then it has to go through SWIFT which isn't so swift, ... And you can give a garbled reason because Lotta doesn't understand what goes on behind the scenes.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:02 am

Lotta stalls til Monday

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Mr Gordon,

This is the weekend and the bank i s closed. If you are not willing to wait until Friday to get the $2500 then Monday I will take $500 out of my account and $100 out of my cash and have the bank send $600 to Maria.

I have not had time to look up my bank account numbers for you. I will do that Monday also.

I will be out all day Sunday with the Bishop.

God Bless

Waiting till Friday is right out. Back we go to asking for WU or MG. This could cause a more confusion and delay and keep Miss Lotta from getting the wire transfer done Monday. Some people never learn.

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Lotta

I do not want to want until Friday do as you said by Monday. Can you send through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram?

Mr Gordon.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:02 am

Congrats on the pig!

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1738

Pigs are social creatures, he needs some friends.

Nice work.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:09 am

Way to scramble the lad's eggs and yank his bacon! Nice work.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:32 am

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I will be out all day Sunday with the Bishop.

Are you bashing the bishop, moving diagonally, or doing something to the horse's (or the knight's) teeth? Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:33 am

@Snothead -- nice Hugo reference! Happy pig-squeezin'!

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:46 am

Grats on the piggy. Here's to many more!

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:09 pm

@Stealthy

Hugo reference? If you are referring to my pig the reference is from here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdHaNr0OAY

Ok, so my pig is not a bunny rabbit either...

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 4:30 pm

I love the smell of roast pork in the morning... Congrats!

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 4:49 pm

@Snothead - Yep, Hugo the Abdominal Snowman.
http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/Hugo_the_Abominable_Snowman

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:02 pm

LOL all these years and I never knew his name.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:32 pm

Nice work snothead! Congrats with the pig!

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:16 pm

The lad honors the Sabbath but cranks it up first thing Monday..

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Miss Lotta,

I guess you had a wonder day yesterday after church.I am not sure if you were able to read your email.I want you to know that you are to make payment today of $500 or $600 as i can not wait until Friday.

I really don't know the means you want to use in making payment but i below is bank information for the payment and also if you can use either Western Union Or Money Gram,just get back with slip of payment after payment is made and your bank information

Once again below is account information
Account name: Maria redacted
Account number: xxx33
Routing number: 256078543
Maria Address: redact
Bank name: Healthcare Systems Federal Credit Union
Bank address: 3300 Gallows Road, Falls Church, VA 22042

For the Western Unuin or Money Gram
PAYMENT INFORMATION
Receiver's Name: Maria redact
Address: Redact
City: Fairfax
State: Virginia

GET BACK WITH ANY MEAN OF PAYMENT SCAN COPY OF PAYMENT SLIP AND YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION

Miss Lotta offers more than he's asking for.

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Mr Gordon,

It was a wonderful day yesterday, but very tiring. The cold air makes my old bones ache. How I look forward to Spring and the beautiful flowers and trees.

I was going to call my banker today and have him send the money to Maria's bank but I see by your last 2 letters that you are asking for that Western Union thing again. Do you still want me to do the bank transfer or not? If so I will go ahead and call it in to my banker.

I kept back some cash from last week so I can afford to send $750 out of my account if that is all right. I'm sorry it's not the $2500 but it's all I can do since you won't wait until Friday.

All the Best to You

Rude impatient little shit! But he does check his email often. No matter what time day or night he replies quickly.

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Miss Lotta,

Send it to Maria account now and send me scan copy of bank transfer slip. make sure payment is made today and one other thing always check your email because i do check email very 45 minutes.

Once again below is account information

Lotta fires a warning shot.

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Mr Gordon,

I don't like your suddenly bossy tone young man! It is unprofessional and insulting, telling me to send it now and send it today and when to check my email.

I have other business to conduct and matters to attend to. I will call the bank today when time allows.

My happiness is all he cares about.

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Miss Lotta

I do not mean it the way you think.I am sorry if it offend you. I hope you understand. I don't want to spoil you day but to put smiles on your face each day.

I will wait to hear from you with payment transfer slip

Mr Gordon

The check is in the mail

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Mr Gordon,

I accept your apology. I am glad you did not mean it the way it sounded.

I called my banker and gave him Maria's account information. He said that they do not initiate transfers after 2PM but that the $750 would go out after they open at 9AM in the morning.

All the Best

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:32 am

Is that the same bank account as before or is it number 2?

It's not your fault if the stupid lad gives you duff account info. You can be cross he is wasting your time - you need another bank account quick or you will have to give the money he expects you to transfer to the church roof fund. Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:17 pm

^^^^^^^^^^

It was the same account. Right now he is waiting patiently....

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Here is my bank account information. I hope it is a big enough account to hold all that money.

(fake info redact)

I don't know what you mean by scan of transfer slip.

A little Freudian slip?

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Miss lotta

What I mean by scam transfer slip is evidence of payment. I have received your account information. Was payment made from this account (redact)?

Would you like to clarify?

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Mr Gordon,

The money was sent from the same account that I gave you. I still don't know what a scam transfer slip is.

What do you mean by scam?

Sorry but I must go now. Prissy is waiting outside.

We can discuss it some other time.....

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I mean scan transfer slip. Don't worry about it Embarassed

as soon as Maria gets the money in her account,I will let you know.

Miss Lotta may visit the bank while out and return home with bad news....

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:42 pm

After the transfer to maria failed twice, Mr Gordon tried yet again for MG. Patient sweet Miss Lotta grows weary of his whining...

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I'm beginning to believe you are either crazy or stupid.I have told you repeatedly that the answer is no. It was no yesterday. It is no today and it will be no tomorrow.

I am not going to get dressed, do my makeup and hair, arrange for someone to drive me to town and figure out what this damn moneygram thing is when I can make a transfer with a simple phone call to my banker.

For the last time I will thank you to forget the Western Union crap.

You have made me loose my temper.

After an apology/acceptance exchange......

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I will give you another account now for transfer. Can it be done today?

Unfortunately the bank is closed. Mr Gordon asks for her phone number so I have to come up with something quick. Thank goodness Miss Lotta is old.

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Mr Gordon,

I don't ever use the phone. My hearing aids don't work well. Prissy has me set up a special video phone thing on my computer so I can talk to her and her dad and the bank. If I can see their lips I can understand what they are saying. I hate to use it but sometimes I have to.

I much prefer to text and email.

Miss Lotta

I woke up this morning to the smell of frying bacon. (2nd from this lad)
Same bank, different account number, slight variation on name. Maybe a confederate instead of a mule. (REPORTED)

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Account name: Miriam redact
Account number: redact
Routing number: 256078543
Holder's address: redact
Bank name: Healthcare Systems federal credit union
Bank address: 3300 Gallows Road, Falls Church, VA 22042

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 12:07 am

I'm kind of sensing that there is nothing more to gain from this bait. I doubt the lad will come up with another account and I don't want it to end with the usual mad cursing lad all but knowing he has been baited. Right now the lad is waiting patiently for his transfer to clear.

I think Miss Lotta is going to have a tragic accident tonight (Hey she's had a good long life.) Ironically she will slip in some bacon grease.

Her personal secretary has prepared a "vacation message" on Miss Lotta's email for tomorrow. (There are no other current baits.)

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Automated Message. Do Not Reply.

This is Miss Lotta's personal secretary,

It is my sad duty to inform you that Miss Lotta fell sometime Friday night and was not found until the next day.. She suffered a broken hip, broken ribs and serious head injuries.

She is in Memorial Hospital in serious condition and still in a coma. She is not expected to recover or even regain consciousness.

I have set up some temporary email accounts to respond to:

FRIENDS AND FAMILY:
Please contact Bishop Fallas at this email address-
redact.

If you have any unfinished business dealings with Miss Lotta please contact me or my father who is Lotta's attorney at this address -
redact

Prissy Overdrawn

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:24 am

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Mr Gordon,

It has been a long day and I do not feel well. The money should be in Maria's account early next week.

Miss Lotta

oops Miss Lotta said "Maria's account" Embarassed

Oh well she is old....
Die if you must but get the account right.

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Miss Lotta

Not maria account. I gave you new account. Did you get it? Miriam account.

Mr Gordon

Great. Miss Lotta has to postpone her shuffle off the mortal coil to reassure a low life scammer.

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I'm sorry. Yes I got the new account. I just typed the wrong name in my last message to you.

Sorry again but I don't feel well.

Send me a reminder message to check on the transfer.

Because you are a scamming dipshit. See the executor of my estate. (Cough Gasp Kick ARGGGGGHHH)

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Miss Lotta

Can you confirm if it was the new account Miriam that was where transfer was done to and the amount?

Why are you not well?

Miss Lotta heads toward the light. There is her husband waiting to meet her along with most of the 7th armored division and the 2nd air corps and a few guys that just hung around the docks in the 1930's.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:38 pm

It will be interesting to see if the lad twigs after getting the autoresponder email. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:51 pm

The lad just triggered the auto-reply and recieved the terrible news with this message....

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Miss Lotta

How are you? Are you okay? I am waiting yo hear from you.

Mr Gordon

We shall see how he reacts. I hope he doesn't limp off into the sunset. I suspect that the trusted personal secretary Prissy was ripping the old lady off.

I'll give him a day or two and if the lad won't come to Prissy..... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:14 pm

Great work so far. Are you planning to end this? I hope not. I would think there is still plenty of life here. Introducing new characters can be very effective. Maybe the personal secretary could try to horn in on the big payday. That could lead to fun things like "traveling" to make a payment in person so as not to leave a paper trail. Or maybe there is love in the air as they conspire to steal Lotta's estate as she clings to life in the hospital. The key to long, healthy relationship with your scammer is to find a way out of the "I almost paid you but couldn't because..." loop so you can drive the story. I think you have all of the pieces in place to try to make the transition. Keep up the good work, and patience. Smile