Most Confused Loan Lad Ever?

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:23 pm

Had to post this guy here because of how stupid he was. The explanations he gave for his dumb lies were simply hilarious.

My comments are in bold, My emails are in regular font, Lad's emails are quoted

So this Loan Lad starts off with this

Quote:

Hello [redacted] you live in UK my loan company has
approved your loan
€200,000 you applied, get back to us to proceed with
the loan
transfer

Wow. When did I ever say I wanted a loan?
I reply with:
Who told you I lived in the UK?

Quote:

thats the information we got from your email

Really? How?

Quote:

we have a detective machine that get information from email

WOW
Your "detective machine" must not work very well because I do not live in the UK. How did you get my email?

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Out of 400 billion emails selected for loans yours was picked to be granted free loan by our company its a form of lloan compensations to all every one in world

That has to be the most funny reason I've ever seen in my life. Also, FOUR HUNDRED BILLION emails? There are only 7 billion people on the planet. What are the chances of that happening?
I never applied for a loan? You are making no sense

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Your email was picked at random out of 4,000 emails online, this loan
is a compensation from our loan company!!

Now it's 4000? Jeez this lad isn't very good at keeping up with his lies
What? First, you tell me that I have been approved of a loan that I never applied for, and now you freakin tell me that it's a compensation from your loan company? What the **** is going on man.

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Yeah your email was picked randomly of the loan and it was approved
for transfer, if you dont need the loan kindly allow us to terminate
it okay!!

Compensation for what?
Just when I think this guy can't get any stupider, he sends me this bullshit

Quote:

Loan compensation from our loan company to appreciate every one on
behalf of our loan company, we now giving free loan to people okay.

I literally laughed my ass off
So you are telling me that my compensation is basically a discount on loan rates...

Quote:

Yes exactly you right

I'm really confused, can you please explain what this "compensation" is all about?

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its a compensation for yearly randomly emails from google been picked
this loan was %10 interest now beat down %1 interest rate out of 4000 emails selected only fewwere randomly picked to be offered the loan

Does this guy even read the bullshit he writes?

We then go on as I try to get a piggy from him. I asked for a company website, and he shows the website of a British loan company https://www.peachy.co.uk/, but then tells me I have to pay a registration fee of 200 US DOLLARS. This guy is in my opinion the dumbest of the dumb among all the loan scammers. If I get any more juicy emails out of this idiot I will post here. I plan on asking him a bunch of Business loan terms he of course will have no idea what they are. For now, Peace out!

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:33 pm

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I plan on asking him a bunch of Business loan terms he of course will have no idea what they are.

It's actually a perfect time to de-educate the lad further. Instead of business loan terms, fill him with information involving autoobiles, or veterinarian medicine, or knitting.

Completely jumble up business terms with odd phrases that are "required" by lenders in your area.

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