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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:55 pm

Rumor has it, there's this little indie science-fiction movie that's being released around the holidays and, if I don't have anything else going on in my non-nerdy life and if it manages to stay in theaters more than a week or so, I might eventually get around to seeing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE

Anyway, in honor of this movie, I've been trying to work Star Wars references into my baits and, so far, have told a couple of my church initiates that I find their lack of faith disturbing.

I don't want to turn this into a major project or anything, but does anyone else feel like trying to drop some Star Wars references or to get a pic of a lad holding up a Star Wars-themed sign?

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The Padme Strikes Again (with what daeshet is this!):

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

the dane did a lot of that stuff.

baiting as hans olo, bob afett and so... and worked a lot of different star wars references into the bait.

he once baited a lad as jor el, demanding the construction of a landing strip for his spaceship, cleaned from kryptonite.

and once I baited a lad (together with a bunch of other baiters) with tons of sci-fi references (star gate atlantis, star trek, raumpatrouille orion, star wars and lots of other stuff). he went on safari twice Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:27 pm

^^ Is that one published somewhere. I would love to read that Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:32 pm

Here is one that I read in the letters Archive.

http://www.419eater.com/html/user_subs/grace/grace.htm

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=195642&highlight=star+wars

okay, it was mostly nowhere man, but still a nice bait Smile

(sending a lad on safari with star wars characters).

lad builds an AT-ST:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=245638&highlight=star+wars

jor-el calls earth, lad answers.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=197623&highlight=jor

hitlad goes on safari, stuffed with sci-fi references. contains NSFW-Prints Wink

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214184

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 8:03 pm

I got my start baiting doing Star Wars baits back when the series was gearing back up in 2005. Very Happy

I'm always up for another SW bait. Still have my Padme and Skywalker boxes active too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

do you think it is possible to safari a lad to tattooine?

http://inhabitat.com/star-wars-tatooine-villages-in-tunisia-have-been-taken-over-by-isis/

it has everything. star wars, rebels, IS, and it's in africa Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 8:21 pm

Here's another Star Wars-themed bait thread.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=208575&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=bespin&start=0

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 9:32 pm

IG got a loan lad to give him $16 trillion to build the Death Star.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=228130&highlight=death+star

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 12:59 pm

I did a bait once as Obi Wan Kenobi, owner of the largest Wookie ranch in Montana. My partner in the venture Mr Han Solo had recently had the misfortune of having one of his arms ripped off by one that got loose.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Just to be able to post in this thread, I used all 15 Star Wars quotes from http://www.starwars.com/news/15-star-wars-quotes-to-use-in-everyday-life in my email to my new lad today

Dearest Anthony,

There are only a few requirements and steps to become an outstanding member of The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament, It’s not my fault, this is our rules.

First we ask that you are of Christian faith. Next we will ask you to fill out a short informational form for our records. I have attached the application to this email. You may be asked for a password when trying to open it. The password is CDXIX.

As I understand it from your e-mail, you are also interested in opening a Branch in Lagos. I sense the force is strong with this one, somebody has to save our skins.

I am not sure if Jack Goff mentioned this to you, so I will be frank with you. Not a long time ago we had a prospect in Nigeria that had completed the steps to become a member and had also done the monument of Faith pyramid and the Ordainment Ritual, but then suddenly disappeared before getting the starting grant. Rev. Boyd, said 'I’ve got a bad feeling about this'. But I told him 'I find your lack of faith disturbing', we will find a new one. And here are you.

If you are willing to become a member and after that do the rituals, you may be the one to get the grants. It's only $200,000.00 to get started, but more will of course come later. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

If you return the form, I prefer that you e-mail it to but you can also fax it, I will forward your request to start a Branch to Reverend Robert Boyd, the chairman of COF committee (Committee Of Funds). Your focus determines your reality, in my experience there is no such thing as luck.

Our Church will stop the Devil, he will say 'It’s a trap! So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause'. I and Obi tell you 'Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them', God is everywhere and so is the Devil. But, never tell me the odds, mind tricks don’t work on me. So I say to Satan, 'Great, kid. Don’t get cocky', and I say to you 'Stay on target'. This is a new day, a new beginning.

Thank you and God bless TWAT!

Rev. B. Dover

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

twat-apprentices should have a mentor, who should be called father (rather common it is to call someone daddy).

and that father could say something like: lad, am your father. Wink

if he doesn't twig by then, everything is possible.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

^^Thanks for the tip! You follow Yodas way, 'Always pass on what you have learned.' Wink

And I just realized that the COF committee (Committee Of Funds) should of course from now on be called the CLIT committee (Committee of Loans, Investments and Treasure). I'm having to much RL things to do, so I blame that...