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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

I have been dealing with the most sanctimonious, hypocritical, bible quoting lad I have ever had the mispleasure to come across - every email quoting scripture to the nth degree but his latest correspondence from the bank dealing with my loan tops it for me. Michelle Obama, James Kerry etc. I've had them all but never had anyone claiming instruction as below.

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We the Management Board Of Zenith Bank Plc, Write to Inform you That We Received Instructions from Jesus in his mightiness Global Ministry Church, on the release of Your Loan Approved fund Which amount to the tune of 9,959,980.80 Nigerian Naira (NGN) in your favor.

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:23 am

Surely God calls the shots? I'd tell him you will only deal with the main man and want a mail from God himself confirming your loan is approved

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Good point!

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:50 pm

So that means Jesus saves, but only when you pay him back with interest. You should thank your lad for the education. Very Happy

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I would just love to hear these instructions. Looks like Jesus is being very generous this year for Christmas. You must have been a very good person this year for Jesus to be handing you all of that money!

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:44 pm

You can tell him that the three kings will transfer the presents to his bank account.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Couldn't resist showing a supreme example of this lads hypocrisy.

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Because one of the best ways to keep a relationship going is to have a solid foundation of trust with each other. Keep Your Promises to God! Read Deuteronomy 23:21. If you make a vow to the Lord your God, do not be slow to pay it, for the Lord your God will certainly demand it of you and you will be guilty of sin. Keep your promises to God. To fail to do so is called sin. Even better, we are told in the following words that it is better not to make such promises unless we intend to keep them.

Please don't allow the spirit of that money to control you when you will receive it, keep to your Promise and make sure that you Return back the Money to us within A maximum duration of (One) years. Because we are using the Money in helping orphans in the orphanages/motherless homes. we do donated so much money to orphans in many countries. and our assigned duty is the normalization of those in refugee camps throughout the world. And we also service refugees, those torn from their homelands due to war, pestilence, disease, disaster, or for what ever reason.

We need to provide these children with some stability and a safe space, access to health care and education, along with a support worker to ensure that they remain protected and able to plan for a better future.

I hereby confirm to you that we have submitted your Loan Payment Allocation File to the Authorized paying Bank Which is the Zenith Bank Plc, So now the Western Union Department Office, will contact you and send the 9,959,980.80 NGN EQUIVALENT TO 50,000.00 USD (FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS). to you via Western Union Money Transfer OR through Bank To Bank wire transfer depending on how you choose to receive the 9,959,980.80 NGN.

I want you to read Deuteronomy 23:21. it says; If you make a vow to the Lord your God, do not be slow to pay it, for the Lord your God will certainly demand it of you and you will be guilty of sin. Keep your promises to God. To fail to do so is called sin. Even better, we are told in the following words that it is better not to make such promises unless we intend to keep them.

May your blessing be the best blessing in histories, may you never lack, may God blessing be double on your life, may God goodness, mercy and grace be your portion, may your blessing never run out, may you never go bankrupt or have to owe anyone and keep receiving more anointed. In Jesus Name Amen.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

More from the supreme hypocrite.

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DEAR BELOVED IN CHRIST

Greetings to you in the most highly exalted name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. His richest blessings shall be upon you forever.

Thanks for your email, We the his Mightiness Global Ministry Church, Write to Inform you that we express our profound happiness for you been a God Servant, By this reason we have decided to use you to work for the Lord been a God fearing Person.

We need a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches, distributing the money to charity organizations. Helping orphans in the orphanages / motherless homes. Help For Local Hurricane Victims and the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

Be Informed that We have been helping orphans in the orphanages/motherless homes. we have donated so much money to orphans in many countries. I want you to understand that we the (Hs Mightiness Global Ministry Church). have been engaged in fervent prayer asking God to direct a God fearing Person to us. In fact, God in his Power and Grace have just directed you to us. In view of our revelations, we have personally decided to use you to do the work of God.

We the (His Mightiness Global Ministry Church). Refer back to your email Dated today 18th of December, 2015. (I was inspired by your takes of helping those poor children, they are so in need of our help particularly at Christmas, this special time of year. Now that the loan is agreed I am minded to help these young souls in 2016 in a more practical manner) MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY!

For this reason for you being a God Servant, We the (HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY CHURCH). Have approved the total sum of 179,280,000.00 NGN EQUIVALENT to (Nine Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars). in your favor Through Our Branch Head Office In the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA, We want you to assist us in distributing the money to ORPHANAGE AND MOTHERLESS BABIES HOME. We don’t need to tell you about the millions of children around the world without families to protect or support them. According to UN statistics.

We need your help to keep them safe and to provide them with a future through education and access to health. Our Orphan Sponsorship Programme connects people who care with children that most need that care. we need to provide these children with some stability and a safe space, access to health care and education, along with a support worker to ensure that they remain protected and able to plan for a better future.

NOTE: that the (HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY CHURCH). have agreed to Compensate you with the First Approved Loan of sum of 9,959,980.80 NGN EQUIVALENT TO 50,000.00 USD (FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS). for your Kindness and for Supporting the orphanages/motherless homes. May God Almighty continue to Bless you and the rest of your family.

Be Informed that we have ALREADY contacted Our Branch Head Office In the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA, and advise them that you are ready to safe and to provide the Orphan with a future through education and access to health and that you are a GOD real man of God. So they will get in contact with you by tomorrow or Latest Monday Morning! By his grace and advise you on how to receive the Fund. Please be sure to keep to your word OK.

May your blessing be the best blessing in histories, may you never lack, may God blessing be double on your life, may God goodness, mercy and grace be your portion, may your blessing never run out, may you never go bankrupt or have to owe anyone and keep receiving more anointed. In Jesus Name Amen.

If you fully obey the Lord your God and carefully follow all his commands I give you today, the Lord your God will set you high above all the nations on earth. All these blessings will come on you and accompany you if you obey the Lord your God:

1. You will be blessed in the city and blessed in the country.

2. The fruit of your womb will be blessed, and the crops of your land and the young of your livestock—the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks.

3. The Lord will grant that the enemies who rise up against you will be defeated before you. They will come at you from one direction but flee from you in seven.

4 The Lord will send a blessing on your barns and on everything you put your hand to. The Lord your God will bless you in the land he is giving you.

5. The Lord will establish you as his holy people, as he promised you on oath, if you keep the commands of the Lord your God and walk in obedience to him. Then all the peoples on earth will see that you are called by the name of the Lord, and they will fear you. The Lord will grant you abundant prosperity in the fruit of your womb, the young of your livestock and the crops of your ground in the land he swore to your ancestors to give you.

May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and the rest of your family. PLEASE ENDEAVOR TO USE THIS FUND FOR THE WORK OF GOD! Am very happy to hear from you that you have received a message from the Bank regards to the Loan approved sum of 9,959,980.80 NGN.

Find Attached copy of Insurance Certificate And Drug Clearance Certificate, This is done based on the Insurance Law the Law Governing money laundering it states That the lending of money within and outside the country must be Insured against the risk of theft, loss and terrorist activities" The above is the responsibility of the lender.

We await your swift reply to this e-mail.

Most Sincerely,
Rev. Maxwell Nmadu
My Direct Tel Number:

Wonder who will be asked to pay for the lovely certificate he sent me?

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