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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A clip on man-bun.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can have mine - I bought a half dozen in my natural hair colour not appreciating just how much grey there is now.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jose, isn't that beard long enough to circle around and make a bun?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads head on a stick???

(I thought it was a guessing game Laughing )
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... Hipster Repellent.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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A clip on man-bun.


Is that the same place Donald Trump buys his from?


Edit:

How about something like this?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\/\ I wouldn't be caught dead drinking my PBR in that monstrosity.


@ bware, my beard is a stand-alone facial feature.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait, what??? Question

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Price $10 Value $65.34 Discount 85% You Save $55.34


Right. Rolling Eyes

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LIMITED QUANTITY AVAILABLE Over 10,000 bought


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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How To Wear It

1 Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
2. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
3. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like a good item for a baiter salesman, "new Japanese disguise for westerners in fooling terrorists".

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@huntsman
Have two, both in grey.. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's up with the cammo?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whenever I see people out in the city in camo I have the urge to tell them that I can see them. Or run into them and pretend that I can't.

@jose: Before you start making wish lists for Christmas, I think we need to check if you're on the naughty list.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
I think we need to check if you're on the naughty list.


Oh, that's a given with Jose....

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JC said he wanted one of these permanent passenger passes for the carpool lane: NSFW NSFA WTF OMG

I'll give him points for ingenuity. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I missed this yesterday. They now have those hats for ladies as well.

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This would be cool if we get a lad to take a pic with one of these.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would have pictured something more like this for Jose.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
@jose: Before you start making wish lists for Christmas, I think we need to check if you're on the naughty list.


I'm unaware of any other list. Wink

Joker wrote:
JC said he wanted one of these permanent passenger passes for the carpool lane...


The resemblance to a certain member here is uncanny! Shocked

(and he knows who he is)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
(and he knows who he is)


Right, which one of you twins is it again? It's the one with the better hand egg team. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Am confused, your picture is of JC's third sisterwife, I would recognise that vacant stare anywhere.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nah, this years must have gift is beard baubles or beard glitter.
Like in this article http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/08/7-festive-ways-to-decorate-your-beard-this-christmas-5550220
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sad Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Pink camo. Is this so you can hide in a butcher's bin?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Knock, knock, knock, knock, I want Penny Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got the Christmas present I asked for a few years ago. Since then, it's only been lumps of coal and junk-punches. Sad

A man-bun would compliment it nicely.

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