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defalt
Master Baiter

Joined: 26 Apr 2015
Posts: 239

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 1:36 am |
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Got this in my email box from bmw promotions
This is the laziest scammer ive come across
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----- Original Message -----
Sent: Fri, 20 Nov 2015 19:53:43 -0500 (EST)
Subject: H
YOUR EMAIL HAS WON!!! |
Oh well i can see myself driving a bmw z4 roadster convertible
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i must say thank you so much for making me cry only God we jurge you - @nna
i think before that you are a nice man, but i don't know that you are a dog i call you a dog because you think that am prostitute but i am not a prostitute - @nna
you are a disgrace to me, so respect yourself. stop writing to me ok. i don't have your time. fucking liar like you bye - m3riem
i mean i have never been so embarrassed in whole life i advice you go to the western union office right a way to make complain. - j4cob eth4n
i better i strock you with death or cancer cos you never send any money you just insulted me
- lord prist
i think some things is run your brain. if i see you worter to me again, i will dishold you. - mariam A |
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woody999
Baiting Guru

Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20607
Location: East of Humptulips

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:31 am |
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Give him a one work reply. |
_________________ "thank you for making me a fool" CC lad
"I lost my assories" Barr. Angus Bu...g
"YOU NEED SOME DOCTOR" Barrister Peter Paul
I dont know who is lieing ,either you or F3lcha1r
is annoying to watch my email for a whole day and not read from you-
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Rowan
Elite Baiter

Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:56 am |
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Last year I got an email from a lad with no subject and just an attachment named "PLEASE READ." Needless to say I didn't in case he was just looking to give me a virus. Some of them just don't want to try anymore. |
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x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
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"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado

Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:19 am |
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What some may call lazy, others may call efficient.
Scammers try all kinds of variants and keep those that work best - these are likely a reaction to improving spam filters, and they do work very well for that purpose. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
   Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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defalt
Master Baiter

Joined: 26 Apr 2015
Posts: 239

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:26 pm |
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I've decided to try to bait this one using as little dialogue as possible, see how I go, and how far it gets, just to experiment |
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i must say thank you so much for making me cry only God we jurge you - @nna
i think before that you are a nice man, but i don't know that you are a dog i call you a dog because you think that am prostitute but i am not a prostitute - @nna
you are a disgrace to me, so respect yourself. stop writing to me ok. i don't have your time. fucking liar like you bye - m3riem
i mean i have never been so embarrassed in whole life i advice you go to the western union office right a way to make complain. - j4cob eth4n
i better i strock you with death or cancer cos you never send any money you just insulted me
- lord prist
i think some things is run your brain. if i see you worter to me again, i will dishold you. - mariam A |
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Mugukilla
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 21 Oct 2014
Posts: 45

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:59 pm |
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Give him a lazy reply like:
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_________________ "Sorry we have decided to cancel the claim as we cant no longer listen to your stories."
"but you told me that it is flash d*cks you send to my husband not a iphone"
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JohnBuck
Hello I'm New here!

Joined: 07 Nov 2015
Posts: 5
Location: Hell, Michigan

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 4:26 pm |
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I recently received an email with the subject of: "My wife and I have a donation check for you,Reply for details."
No body text, no attachment.
I'm sure this guy is legitimate! |
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calvin
Elite Baiter

Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Posts: 1474

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 4:33 pm |
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I had an Eastern european lad last year and because we had an obvious communication issue from the get go I decided to see how far I could go with one word replies. After a couple of weeks of confusion with the one word replies being words like 'catharsis', 'interlude' and 'preamble' he got a bit pissy and I sent the word 'account?'
He obliged with a bank account. It's my favourite pig by a country mile. |
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- Danilla 2yrs
- John Smith / David Coleman / James Pearson
"The person that went to the bank say is like you are playing a fast one on me,Because the cashier was just laughing at him"
"PLEASE IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THE "SCAMWARNERS" REFERENCE ON THE INTERNET ... THE INFERENCE THAT SOMEHOW THAT I AM RUNNING A SCAM IS HURTFUL TO MY BUSINESS"
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 4:40 pm |
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I agree with firehouse5 and calvin regarding efficiency. I didn't know Calvin collected pork, though.
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_________________ | SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
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"FFS." - Capone
- Toomuchfun
- Irishemigrant
"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler

Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:05 pm |
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^^^It's a wonder he can bait at all, given who his mentor was  |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie

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Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:57 pm |
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defalt
Master Baiter

Joined: 26 Apr 2015
Posts: 239

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Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:33 am |
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Calvin id be proud of that pig lol |
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i must say thank you so much for making me cry only God we jurge you - @nna
i think before that you are a nice man, but i don't know that you are a dog i call you a dog because you think that am prostitute but i am not a prostitute - @nna
you are a disgrace to me, so respect yourself. stop writing to me ok. i don't have your time. fucking liar like you bye - m3riem
i mean i have never been so embarrassed in whole life i advice you go to the western union office right a way to make complain. - j4cob eth4n
i better i strock you with death or cancer cos you never send any money you just insulted me
- lord prist
i think some things is run your brain. if i see you worter to me again, i will dishold you. - mariam A |
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TheLoneHaranguer
** SUSPENDED **

Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell

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Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:42 pm |
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I kinda like the idea of keeping your answers as short as possible. Try responding with "WON WHAT?" |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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