Silence can be the best weapon

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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:19 pm

During one of my late night wake up calls sessions with ScrewOverDaScams, I've picked up a lad whom we instachopped, just for the fun of it. It went pretty OK.

During the followup call, to ask what happened at the WU outlet, I squeezed up a piggy from the lad (oink, oink) and then we went for emails.

Lad originally wanted 95$, but I messed up and promised him 3000 pounds instead, in the mail. Embarassed

Notice, how his grammar is incredibly improving over the time Laughing

The bank details he gave me lacked some information (SWIFT and such)

Quote:

Dear Mr. E. we had spoken on the phone and discuess the payment of 3000 british pounds to your account, as I have told, yesterday the banks were closed here.

I have tried the bank account today but was told it is incomplete, kindly supply me the bank account and I will send you the payment slip after it is done.

Lad sends email

Quote:

Below information are the requested bank account information as required in oversee deposit , the bank you intended to make the deposit only need to follow the account info and effect deposit.

endeavor to send payment confirmation slip because bank here can only confirm the deposit with a certified copy of payment slip issued by the paying bank (Your bank) were final deposit is made:

<snipped>

Your faithfully.

Mr E.
Principal Attorney

Following day, he sends

Quote:

Dear Mr B.,
You promise to make the payment and send the payment slip but I have not had anything from you. what is the problem? I am stile waiting for your payment slip. get back to me soon as you make the payment or you call my direct phone +234XX

Thank You
Mr E.
The attorney.

He waits two days, sends this - on Sunday

Quote:

I have tried to call your phone was not going so call me I want to talk to you.+234XX
Thank you
Mr E.

Okay, 3-4 days of silence were just right
I send in

Quote:

My landline phone is in garage and no recieve, or my wife answers. You do not want to speak with my wife. She must never know.
I have been in a garage, in the cold, tried to call you repeatedly, you didn't answer. (I really did!)

The money is with the bank, almost ready for pickup. (emphasis not in email)

Robert.

He replies with this - twice throughout few hours

Quote:

oh yes I was in the church woshiping God at that time. you can call me now I am true now. and for the payment I dont understand with the bank almost rady to pick. how? where is your payment slip?
Mr E.

On Monday, he apologizes! Sweet!

Quote:

Good morning Mr Robert.
I am very sorry for not piking your call yesterday, like I told you in my mail yesterday I was at church worshiping God. but now I am stile waiting for your payment slip send the slip immediatly you make the payment and try and call me. if you do that as you know the year is coming to an end so be fast before office close.

Thank you
Mr E.

My response

Quote:

I will call you soonest, you will need not to wait long.
Money is on your way.

His spelling is thrown out of the window all together, at this point. Very Happy

Emails from tuesday and today.

Quote:

Good day Mr Robert,
I want you to reconferm the account I give to you by resending it back to me to avoied mistakeing to another. and what is the reason for this delay of payment? you told me that the money is donw tell me what is hapening.

Mr E.

Quote:

You promes to call me sonest yesterday but not, and you dont write to me email to day. I sent to you a mail befroe now tell me somting about it.

Mr E.

If you listen closely, you can hear that somewhere in Nigeria, there's an upset lad hyperventilating in frustration. Very Happy

So I broke the silence, that lasted for a couple of days and sent in this. It's always their fault Wink

Quote:

I did call you yesterday, but the phone did just not connect. What is going on with your phone? If I call you Sunday, when you told me I can call you, you didn't answer and said you were in church. Why did you tell me I can call you when I could not? Is it normal thing for you?

Yesterday, I tried to call and it simply said your number is not connected. Poor signal? Why?
I need your shipment as fast as you do.

Best regards and such,
Robert B.

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:26 pm

He must like my late night calls. Very Happy

Quote:

Good Day Mr Robert,
But I do apologized for not peking your calls on sonday. for yesterday you said poor signal that is erro in network not me this is my direct phone is allways on that you can call at any time of the day.I am sorry for the inconviniences, You can call me this night so that I will kno your stand with the money. and remember to reconferm to me the account I sent to you to avoied mistaking to another person. I espect your call.
Mr E.

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