I'm a victim of circumstances (NSFW)

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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:03 am

Really now? I’d say that you are a victim of the Piles Approach but let’s ponder that for a few minutes eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZOgc8CgWUU

Sweet Jeebus the Tale of Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp** began before I ever really understood Baiting and such and probably 90% or more I never posted but here are a few snippets of my most Favoritest Ladette!

Sandtimer:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=234663&highlight=bobby+jenny%2A

Cat Fight:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=227723&highlight=cat+fight

Main:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236232&highlight=bobby+jenny%2A

Ain’t She Sweat?

I've been keeping up here and there with her over the years through Mals, Candy and Trucker Chuck but I have never had a good engagement with her until today:

Quote:

Jugs: Was going through your profile .. It's a nice 1
Jugs: Maybe I could be ur friend .. I thought
Darla: I’d like that
Jugs: Yea
Darla: So what are you up to?
Jugs: Just here ... A bit on the suffering side of life
Jugs: Not a rosy one on my par
Jugs: part
Darla: Am sorry to hear that Jenny. What’s wrong?
Jugs: Well let's just say I'm a victim of circumstances
Jugs: I lost my parent when I was so young
Jugs: I grew on the streets of AZ
Jugs: Had some thug life and shit
Jugs: So I'm just trying to be a better person
Jugs: I just stay in shelter and no good job
Darla: I'm sorry to hear that Jenny as I also lost my parents at a young and had some trouble on the streets but now my life has turned around.
Jugs: Where do you live now ?
Jugs: Tell me how you survived
Jugs: I've not eaten more than bread for 2 days
Darla: My Auntie Mary looked after me and when I got older a nice man helped me with my career
Jugs: I had a man. Who ruined mine
Jugs: I was a little better until he used all I had on junks
Darla: Who was he?
Jugs: My boy friend
Darla: I need to go for a few minutes Jenny. Will you be around?
Jugs: How long ... Just message me ...
Darla: Am back
Jugs: Wow
Jugs: Nice
Jugs: Am here
Darla: I was helping my Auntie Mary do the dishes.
Jugs: Ohh
Jugs: How old are you ?
Darla: Going on Thirty next year.
Jugs: Really
Jugs: You have kid
Jugs: Kids?
Jugs: so teLl me how you made out
Jugs: I'd like to start a life
Jugs: At the moment I cannot help myself
Jugs: Nd am glad I met someone who know what it feels to face this life drama
Darla: Well once I was rescued by my Boss Mr. Jizzler I was given a second chance in life.
Jugs: Who is mr Jizzler
Darla: He is my Boss and the man who turned me into a talent scout for Rapers and Actors.

PLEEZE LET THIS COME TO PASS!

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:45 am

oscarpiles wrote:

Ain’t She Sweat?

Errr.... no. Wink

Great Trophy pic!

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:16 pm

I want a pair of those sunglasses!

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:40 am

Winter luvin. Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:45 pm

This might seem a tad disjointed because it is...I wasn't in the mood to play with the Lads recently so the chat is a few days worth of Schlock. It does culminate with Thanxgiving Swine mind you:

Quote:

Jugs: That's great .... Well , maybe we could talk more and I could be a great actress too ....
Jugs: Hey
Darla: Hiya
Jugs: How you doing , sorry I went off yesterday
Darla: I got a terrible cold so I've been resting. Hope you are well.
Jugs: Okay Darla ...
Jugs: Darla ... How you doing ..., having a bad time ... *sad*
Darla: What's wrong Jenny?
Jugs: My roomate ledt me alone to pay the bills ... House owner called me to move out ...
Darla: That is terrible news Jenny.
Jugs: Yes .... I have to come up with extra $200.00 I don't get till next 2 weeks ...*crying*
Jugs: I cannot live on the streets anymore...
Darla: What do you do for a living?
Jugs: Cleaner
Darla: Won't your employer give you an advance?
Jugs: You should know I have tried all my means Darla ... I don't like sharing my problems
Darla: Such a terrible time of year for it to happen too.
Jugs: Yes ... I looking for how I could have someone assist me with this little loan ... This is not a good time for me
Darla: I don't much to spare because it's not my time of the month yet although I might be able to get you an advance if you fill out an application as a singer/rapper.
Jugs: that's going to be how soon ??
Darla: In a week or two assuming you fill out the application.
Jugs: You know I need it urgently ....
Darla: As I told you Jenny I'm not in a position right now to lend money but was merely offering to help.
Jugs: Yes ,,, I really appreciate that... So what do I do to fill form ., would I have to travel ??
Darla: No you would print it and fill it out where you are and then send it back.
Jugs: Okay fine . Send to my email then ... [email protected]
Darla: Actually I'll have you contact our Admin Ass and she will send it to you. Give me a minute and I'll get her address. Please don't mention the advance to her as it isn't something we normally do for new employees.
Jugs: Okay ... So what's the proceeds now ?
Darla: Email Anita and say that you know me and want to apply for a singing/rapping position. She will send you an application.
Jugs: Okay , I'm doing that now , can I copy you in the mail ?
Darla: Most certainly
Jugs: Hello Anita ,
I was referred through Darla ., I want to fill the Form for Singing and Rapping position
Thanks
Darla: That is perfect Jenny.
Jugs: Can I send that ?
Darla: Yes
Jugs: Okay thanks
Darla: I need to get my dinner now Jenny so we can talk tomorrow.
Jugs: Okay .... So I sent the mail and I cc you
THE NEXT DAY
Jugs: Hello ... I got an email with the Form too ., I could not treat it as I have mover out and have my things at the garage with my computer , I could not Fill up the Form
Darla: I'm sorry to hear that Jenny.
Jugs: What then do I do ?
Darla: I'm not exactly sure Jenny. I was trying to help you out.
Jugs: I know Darla , is there anyway you can loan me , and when I finally sign up. Then you can take my payment ?
Darla: It's just not my time of the Month and I'd hate to not to be able to pay my own rent. I guess if you were to give me your Bank info I could check tonight after work.
Jugs: I don't have a personal bank account , except you can send it to my Moneygram card .
Darla: I'm not even sure what that is Jenny so that doesn't make me feel all that comfortable.
Jugs: What if am going to use someone's bank account .. She's the 1 am with
Darla: That would be fine with me.
Jugs: Okay ... I'd send the bank details to you .
Name – Terry Mule
Bank - Safe Federal Credit Union
Account number- BunchONumbers
Routine number- BunchONumbers
Jugs: So what should I expect ?
Darla: I’m off to a meeting we can talk later.
Jugs: Okay…..

The Sad tales of Woe ought to really pick up now if I know my Jugs.

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 3:03 am

Quote:

Jenny: Hey!
Darla: Hiya
Jenny: Am fine ... I was waiting to hear back from you ?
Darla: I'm still at work Jenny just catching up
Jugs: Okay ... Am sorry ma'am
Darla: Oh don't be sorry.
Jugs: Okay
LATER
Jugs: Darla
Darla: Hi Jenny I just got in the door.
Jugs: The door of the bank ?
Darla: No I just got home now it was a long day.
Jugs: ok

As someone told me 'Hope is a Wonderful thing.'

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:43 am

No wonder I never published most of this stuff it is a yawn fest:

Quote:

Jugs: Okay Darla ... So what's happening , io thought you were going to help me ...
Jugs: Darla
Jugs: Are you there ?
Jugs: Baby
Darla: Hey Jenny I just got out of a meeting.
Jugs: Okay ... Am sorry for bugging you ... So what's up
Darla: It's a very busy day after the long weekend. Just trying to catch up on things.
Jugs: OL
Jugs: So what are you up to , and what about the account you received from me ?
Darla: I should be able to get to the bank tomorrow Jenny.
AND OUT OF THE BLUE
Jugs: Mule
Frost bank
New braunfels Texas 78130
Routing #114000093
Acct # numbers
Jugs: Okay ... So what should I expect ... ?

I get a Warm Fuzzy feeling when Lads give out yet another account as they know the previous one was shuttered.

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:56 am

Been hit and miss with My Jugs but I do love it when they realize their Mules/Accounts are gone:

Quote:

Jugs: Not just happy. !!!!
Darla: There you are Jenny I was wondering where you had gotten to.
Jugs: Darla .. Why would you no help me ASaP ??
Darla: I wasn't sure where you went. Are you okay?
Jugs: No am Not Darla .... Please help me , I almost got rapped on the street last night
Darla: Oh my what happened???
Jugs: I cannot explain .. I don't have a roof over my head ... I havee my things @ shelter home but am out on the street. To earn a little too ... Please. Help me darla
Darla: Well I should be able to get to the bank this afternoon then.
Jugs: Can you just send me MG to me ??
Darla: What of the Bank account you sent me?
Jugs: That's not gonna be fast ... Please use this faster means ... Please Darla
Jugs: I can give you my Money gram card number and you put on card ... Please
Darla: Am back
Jugs: So are you headed to Walmart now ?
Darla: just got back from Walmart with my groceries. How did you know I was going there?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:04 pm

Sometimes having a Scammer confirm that their bank account has gone the way of the Bison is all I need to make my day (NSFW):

Quote:

Did you mess with the Fucking account I gave you ? Did you apply for a loan with it ... Tell me now !!!

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:30 pm

Such language from a lady! Tsk. Tsk.

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:49 pm

I just can't get any funny stuff out of my Jugs these days although she is giving up Bank accounts:

Quote:

Jugs: Help
Darla: ?
Jugs: I'm saying I need your assistance
Darla: Oh I thought you were in danger
Jugs: Well yes ! I'm hungry as
So what you saying ?
Would you ?
Darla: Yes I'd like to help Jenny.
Jugs: Please do ma'am
Darla: Jenny please give me a working account.
Jugs: How
How much are you sendiong ?
Darla: I just checked and I can afford $1,000 if that is okay.
Jugs: Yes sure
Can I get back to you in 3 hours ??
Darla: Certainly Jenny.
LATER
Jugs: Hello
Am back
Darla: Hey
Jugs: Hello Darla
Darla: How are you Jenny?
Jugs: Am fine
Just got back on here
Darla: So what have you been doing today?
Jugs: Nothing Darla ...
Can I send the accoint to you now ?
Darla: Sure
Jugs: Okay
So when do I expect the money to come through
And I have a meta bank account , would that work ?
Darla: I think so.
Jugs: Bobby T Mule
Routing #073972181Account #Numbers
Bank name Meta Bank.
Darla: Okay Jenny I'll go to the bank in a while.
Jugs: Ok thanks
Please send me the reciept

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:53 am

So I haven't really been overly attentive with My Jugs but hey that doesn't mean I don't care:

Quote:

Jugs: I received the money you sent ... Thanks
Darla: I didn't get to the bank Jenny I was going on Monday
Jugs: Ohhhh ... Can you usee just the bank ... Any other method ??
Darla: I was going to do a bank transfer but since you now have money I won't have to.
Jugs: I was saying that you hear what. You were gonna say , I don't have a single penny
Darla: That sounds like Yoda speak.
Jugs: How ?
Darla: Put it this way; i have no idea what you are saying.
Jugs: Ok .... Tell me
Darla: Tell you what Jenny?
Jugs: I really don't understand what it is you're saying ...
Darla: That makes two of us. But I must say after looking at your photos I'm becoming attracted to you.
Jugs: Tell me ... Are you .......
Darla: I hope that doesn't offend you Jenny.
Jugs: On the contrary No ... Send me some cray Photos if you have them ... Of you actually
Darla: Hmmmm
Jugs: Yeah ...
Darla: I'd have to take one. Do you have anything for me Jenny?
SHE SENT A NASTY PRON PIC
Darla: Wow
Jugs: Okay... You send me yours

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:58 pm

I've been ignoring Jugs lately in hopes that I'll get a good rant. Not yet but soon I'm thinking:

Quote:

Jugs: Hello
Darla: Hiya
Jugs: Why have you not spoken to me all this days ?
Darla: Sorry Jenny but I've been very busy lately.
Jugs: Why have you not sent to me the 1,000 .... Why ?? Are you just playing me ??
Darla: Um you told me you had received money didn't you?
Jugs: I said I was joking and just to prank on you that you had sent nothing
Darla: Huh?
Jugs: Yes ... I told you that day ...
Darla: Obviously I don't understand your sense of humor Jenny.
Jugs: I mentioned it and you said to me you was gonna go to the bank ... If you read back you'd see it in our conversation
Darla: Oh well no harm done.
Jugs: So what's gonna happen ... Can you send to my paypal account ??
Darla: I've never done anything like that before Jenny can you explain it to me?
Jugs: Ask them if they could help you send to a paypal account from your bank ... Or send me using reload packs
Darla: Do I just send it to your name?
Jugs: Okay ... Can you but reload pak ??
Darla: pak?
Jugs: Pack ... You can get vanilla reload pack
You can get it from Kmart or walmart ... Vanilla Reload pack
Darla: I've never heard of this before; sounds like I'm ordering ice cream.
Jugs: No you're not ...
Linky to money service sent
AFTER A BIT
Jugs: Did you look it up online ?
Darla: Not yet as I'm getting dressed for work.
Jugs: So would you help me before you get to work ?
Darla: We can talk more once I get there Jenny.
Jugs: Ok
AFTER COFFEE
Jugs: Olay am here ... So what have you done ? Is the funds ready ?
Darla: I'm at work Jenny.
SILENCE

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:40 pm

Things haven't been overly interesting with this one lately although she did come back to Mals last night for a brief encounter:

Quote:

Jugs: hello
happy new year
Mals: Happy New year to you!!!
I've missed you
Jugs: ohhh
Mals: Are you okay?
Jugs: yes
Mals: I'm so relieved
Jugs: why
Mals: Because I love you
Jugs: crap
Mals: What?
Jugs: yes
i hate you
Mals: Please don't say that
Jugs: am blocking you
Mals: Why?
Jugs: because you disappointed me
and you know it
Mals: I have tried so hard
Jugs: you never did , you aways reffered me to candy
your so stupid you know
Mals: Please don't say that my love
Jugs: i need money
I need you
Jugs: can you use google wallet
Mals: I don't know what that is Baby
Jugs: ok
bye
youre blocked in a few
Mals: Please don't my love we can work this out
Jugs: hw
Mals: ?
Honey?
Jugs: what
Mals: I was just missing you
Jugs: go miss yo mama
Mals: Aw please don't say that
Jugs: why
Mals: Because we are in love
Jugs: maybe you
but not me
bye
am blockin goy u

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:38 am

Soo we've found out recently that Jugs is either working with a few others or she has passed on her Addys. Tis a shame but still worthy of effing with!

Recently Jugs was acting 'Suicidal' so Auntie Mary stepped in and offered therapy:

Quote:

Dear Mum ,
I firstly want to appreciate you and your Priest having me go through this therapy which has given me another hope and a newer sense of humor ... i did has you said and i am glad i was obedient and was able to pull through
Attached is my Hand writing SUICIDE IS A SIN - I WILL NOT COMMIT SUICIDE from 1 to 1,000
Thanks and god bless you Sweet MUM.

I figured that was a pile of crap but I do have 51 more scans with each line listed:

Then Jugs came up with a Business plan:

Quote:

There are three main types of cleaning business:

Domestic cleaner
Commercial cleaning company
Specialized cleaning business

I am Going to be offering Specialized Cleaning and Domestic Cleaning..
Some of My Natural Skills Are

Suited to perfectionists.
I get a kick out of making somewhere tidy.
Happy to be doing physical work all day.
Happy to take orders.
Happy to work alone.
Trustworthy and likeable - clients have to hand their keys over to you.
Not easily bored - I'm always doing repetitive, non-thinking chores day after day.

Some Of the Items i Ordered Are
Equipment trolleys
vacuum cleaner
Sweeping machine
I also know that products as cleaning products must be chemical free and safe for health.

so i have the followings too ...
Good Multipurpose Cleaner
Mildly Abrasive Cleaning Agent
Washing Soda or Baking Soda
White Vinegar and Lemon Juice
Rubber Gloves
Dish Sponges and Microfibre Cloths

Short Time Plan
I have Looked Around and see what other Domestic cleaners are getting , and i figured if i start my business i can get 500usd extra after a month , and settled bills ., i used to work with some People before but i get paid 50usd a week and 10usd a day ... so if i own this myself , i can get 100 a day and 500 a week , will bills and everything , please note that i can still have 500USD at the end of each month and i can use 100USD for feeding and put 300USD to my Education and 100USD for miscellaneous spending and transportation ....

Long Time Plan
My Long time plan is that as soon as i continue making more funds i can start a Commercial Cleaning company this might start when i have finished in College..

N:B
Please note that the 1,000.00USD Can buy the supplies listed and i do not need an office to start , all i just need do is have mt AD on some social networks ...
Thanks

Which led to an account and more fun:

Quote:

Jugs: So who will drive you on monday sweet mum
Auntie: Deary I'm still trying to get someone to drive me to the hospital to see him.
Jugs: Did you find someone yet sweet mum ?
LATER
Jugs: Hey
Auntie: Hey is for horses deary
Jugs: Awwwww... sorry sweet mum ... i did not mean that
So tell me what you re up too am worried about your friend Mr ED
Auntie: I have no new information. I am very sad.
Jugs: Awwww
So whats your plan on getting a driver to get you to hin sweet mum
Auntie: I have no one yet.
Jugs: And you dont have any options ?
No one ever drove you before ?
Let me know how he is sweet mum .... i care
LATER
Hello sweet mum .. Good norning how are you am a bit worried
Auntie: I'm trying to find a ride to mass but haven't found anyone.
Jugs: Why not try a cab sweet mum ... a neat one too ... have you heard from mr Ed
Auntie: Mr ed's niece sent me a message. He's not too good. I don't take cabs. All those cab drivers are foreigners and druggies.
Jugs: Did you go to the hospital on your hearing assist
Okay sweet mum
Auntie: No deary, I have not been out of the house in days now.

And then the Trouble started:

Quote:

Jugs: hey
Darla: hiya
Jugs: You know Mary DoucheCanoe
Darla: she is my auntie
Jugs: Did you speak with her about me ? She spoke to me a few times and promised to help me just like you also promised and today she blocked me ... I did not bother her about it ... But i am wondering why she blocked me .. Maybe you could help me speak to her
Thanks
Darla: I could ask her
She is an elderly
Jugs: Can you do that right away ... I want an answer now .. Immediately
Darla: Maybe in a while I can Jenny
Jugs: I want an answer Now ... I am so furious and fraustrated about it
i am so bad that i can just go crazy now
Darla: Please clam down Jenny
Jugs: Sure i would when i have an answer
Darla: What answer do you need?
Jugs: Why did she block me ?
we were cool and i was seriously checking on her ... sudenly she blocked me
Darla; Oh
Jugs: nOW OR NEVERMIND FOREVER
Please
Darla: I am trying to help you
Jugs: WHATEVER
Darla: ?
Jugs: tell me what she said
Darla: I haven't spoken to her yet
Jugs: Why i ask you please help me call her now
Darla: I am on the phone but will soon
Ok what do you need me to ask her?
Jugs: Never mind i spoke to her
her daughter blocked me
she siad i was scam
ad i told HerrGod Forgive her
Darla: Why would she say that Jenny?
Jugs: talk to her
you are her family
bye

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:20 am

So I nearly got Busted by this Lad tonight due to a copy/paste error. Oh well that's what makes Baiting fun eh?

Quote:

Jugs: hi
what now ?
I want you to speak with your Aunt before we could really talk
She hurt me alot
Darla: Huh?
Jugs: she made me go through a lot
The she later told me what she said
i took pains to do all she asked me to do
Darla: What did she ask you to do Jenny?
Jugs: Ask her
Cant you?
Darla: Well I can but she is an Elderly and I don’t like screaming at them unless it is warranted Jugs
Jugs: Jugs ... why did you call me that ?
Darla: Sorry I was bringing milk in and talking to the Milkman
Jugs: OKAY
Darla: So how are you doing?
Jugs: not oka
you promised me funds .. why did u not help
same as your aunt
are you playing a game with me
i dont understand
Darla: Jenny please don’t speak that was as I love you and want us to be like two peas in a pond.
Jugs: so?
Darla: Well I was thinking that maybe we could meet in the middle of the United State and learn to love each other more better.
Jugs: okay ... not with my present status ... send me some intimate pictures or a video ... i would love to see
Darla: Since we are both lebians I guess that will be ok. Give me a few minutes to set up the camera?
Jugs: ok
Darla: So what are you wearing?
Jugs: i am wearing a blue short no pants and a blue top
You
Darla:Am just getting undressed now
Jugs: You did not send me the picture
Darla: Am getting ready ok?
Are you Butch because if you were I'd like that.
Jugs: okay ......
are you here ?
Darla: Am here but have a problem. My panties look like a Fucktard drew a Canadian flag on them. Yuck
Jugs: lol
So you have a video from me now ?
Darla: Am having a womerns moment ok?
Jugs: hmmm
tell me
Darla: Jenny you must understand the vaginal blood farts that am experiencing now right? Am bloated like a manatee and oozing like a steak on half price day. Demmit
Jugs: Sorry
lOL
SO YOU ARE SPOILING THEE FUN
Darla: Huh?

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