My first try at a TWAT bait :-)

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Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Long time since I did this, but a friend said he started so I got here again and started reading. After a while I came across this thread: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=266253

It seemed like fun so I went to my Hotmail junk folder and of the 30 ones I tried one got caught on the hook.

Lazy as I am I followed this: http://www.scambaitingtools.com/modalities.htm (eg. http://scambaitingtools.com/modality_archive/TWAT/TWAT_For_Dummies.pdf ). They have a church home page and all.

As Jack Goff

Hi!

How do I do this?

/Jack

We received your mail with the full information therein. Your Package will leave Lagos Nigeria tomorrow night by British airways en-route London, to your country. However, every arrangement regarding the delivery of your ATM Card worth of $2.5Million USD has been concluded and the airway bill certificate shall be issued to the diplomat that will accompany your Package,

Meanwhile as a routine and inline with our operational modalities,you are required to pay the insurance coverage fee of $125 dollars to enable us secure the final clearance and then provide you with the delivery details.

Below is the payment information to send the insurance coverage fee through western union or money gram;

Receiver Name; 0kagbue Kelechi
Country:::: Nigeria
City ::::/ Anambra
Amount $125 only
Text Question:::: In God
Text Answer.:::: We trust
You should indicate the senders name while sending the pick up information to me.

Once you send the fee as you have been directed, kindly provide the pick up information and the Senders Names to enable our accountant to pick the fee up and clear the insurance bills. Once the fee is received in this company, your delivery details will be forwarded to you.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours Truly
Mr. James XXXXXX.
DHL EXPRESS -LAGOS.

Best James!

I thank Our Lord for this! I'm deeply religious and in our Church Squerepants our Leader Patric Star told us something good will soon happen to us. An now this came!

Are you religious?

/Jack

Your mail has been received and the contents well noted here in our office regarding your question if i am a christian ,the answer is yes i am a Roman Catholic .Once you make the payment of $125dollars and the fee remitted to the insurance account , Our diplomat will commence with the delivery of your ATM CARD.

Dear Brother in Christ,

I got your email. Unfortunately, we are unable to help you. Our church states that we can only do business with other members. If you were a member that would be one thing but since you are not, there is nothing that I or anyone can do here. Sorry about that.

If you wanted to become a member, there may be a great many opportunities to do something together, including helping you with your affairs.

Recently, our church was all set to begin an expansion into West Africa, Nigeria to be exact. A member of only one month had promised to help us start a new congregation in Lagos. He had completed all of the necessary steps to begin and was about to receive an initial $200,000.00 to get started. Then, without warning, we never heard from him again. This was a great disappointment for us. If you wanted to take his place, we would be very eager to talk to you about that.

Let me know if this would be something that you would be interested in.

Best regards,

Your mail has been recieved and the content well noted concerning your
proposal very well then i will accept it

Hello,

Thank you for responding. I am going to CC Rev. D0ver who is the Membership Director for TWAT. He will answer all of your questions and guide you through the process.

Blessings,

ok noted

Next Gmail account, as Rev. Benjamin C D0ver

Nov 12, 2015
Dearest,

God bless you my child of Christ! My name is Rev. Benjamin D0ver. Brother Jack Goff forwarded your email to me. I am the Director of Membership in charge of interviewing prospective members as well as guiding them along their journey. I am very pleased to be in touch with you! There are only a few steps need to be taken to become a member of TWAT. I will outline them for you in the weeks to come.

Have you had a chance to visit our website? If not, I suggest you do to become acquainted with our church. http://www.securewebdata.com/TWAT/

May I ask you what your full name is and what is your relationship with Christ? I am looking forward to hearing from you soon!

The Journey To Prepare the Lord's Return,
Rev. Dover,

THE CHURCH OF THE WATCHTOWER APOCALYPTIC TESTAMENT

Nov 12, 2015
Dearest,

My name is James XXXXX from Nigeria.I have the zeal to serve God with
true faith as my creator.

To be continued Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:45 pm

Excellent start! Funny how the prospect of a $200,000 payday made your lad forget all about that ATM card... Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

Good luck I hope he follows through for you, I have been trying as well on this, so far no good, one of them that was sort of interested was a dying widow, I though it would have been funny that, they make the monument and carry her up to the top and throw her off Laughing

I knew they would drop the bait when they found out what was involved though..

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:01 am

Excellent start! I can't wait to see how this goes.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

I thought I had lost him Sad

But he has started to reply again Smile

Thursten3rd wrote:

Excellent start! Funny how the prospect of a $200,000 payday made your lad forget all about that ATM card... Laughing

You are so very right! As you can see in the email texts here under, every time I have mentioned $200,000, that's when I get an answer Wink

I follow the script:

Nov 13, 2015
Dearest James Yäryar,

This is Rev. Dover. We are willing to give you all the assistance you need once you become a member of our illustrious church. Please, first consider if you in your hear really are Christian and if you want to be a part of The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament, TWAT.

If you would like to become a member, please let me know and I will forward you our membership application.

God Bless TWAT!

Nothing...

Nov 14, 2015
Dearest James Yäryar,

I am not sure if Jack Goff mentioned this to you, so I will be frank with you.

Not a long time ago we had a prospect in Nigeria that had completed the steps to become a member and had also done the monument of Faith pyramid and the Ordainment Ritual, but then suddenly disappeared before getting the starting grant.

If you are willing to become a member and do the rituals, you may be the one to get the grants. It's only $200,000.00 to get started, but more will of course come later.

God Bless TWAT!

Nov 14, 2015
As a christian that i am ,i am willing to do anything for christ.

Nov 16, 2015
Dearest James Yäryar,

There are only a few requirements and steps to become an outstanding member of The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament.

First we ask that you are of Christian faith. Next we will ask you to fill out a short informational form for our records. I have attached the application to this email. You may be asked for a password when trying to open it. The password is CDXI.

Thank you and God bless!

Nothing....

From Rev. Dover
Nov 23, 2015
Dearest James Yäryar,

I have not heard from you for a while. Is there some problem?

And from Jack
Hi!

I just talked to Rev. Dover, he said you have not responded.

The committee has started the process of reclaiming the congregation funds of $200 000 to be transferred to a new member.

Should I say you are not interested any more to help us start a new congregation? Or can I help you in any way?

/Jack

And finally!

To Rev. Dover
Nov 25
Good day Rev Dover,

Got your mail, am having problem on faxing the form as i do not have
faxing machine and do not have anywhere to do it either ,is there any
other means that i can use in doing this.

Nov 26, 2015
Dearest child of Christ,

Thank the Lord that I hear from you again, I was afraid something had happened to you!

I am not very good with the technical stuff, so I asked Rev. Robert Boyd how this can be done, and he told me this:

You may use any of these means to send the form to me:
1. Scan the for with a scanner and send the form to me as a pictures (one picture of every page)
2. Take photos of the form with a camera or phone and send the form to me as pictures (one picture of every page).

God Bless TWAT!

He also sent a message to Jack:
Nov 25, 2015
Good day Jack

I am still interested but the issue am having is how to get the form
faxed as i do not have a faxing machine nor see where to get it.If
there is any other way which i can do that please do not hesitate to
let me know .I will be looking forward to hearing from you.

You can also reach me on my cell phone on +2349095157XXX i will be
expecting your call.

And just to encourage him a little more:

Nov 26, 2015
Dearest Friend,

I forwarded you e-mail to Rev. Dover and I just got an call from him. He said that he has e-mailed you instructions on how you can send the form.

If you need more help, just call 206-339-3856.

Looking forward to you as my Fellow member!

Best wishes!
/Jack

The phone number in Jacks e-mail goes to a answering machine with a long message:

Quote:

I wrote a script for a 15-minute outgoing answering machine message that would be guaranteed to sound completely legitimate, drive the lads insane over its length, and provide huge laughs for anyone who knows better. Big Worm used every tool available to him to produce the best outgoing voice mail message I have ever heard, complete with production quality music in the background. You can find the outgoing message here
http://scambaitingtools.com/modality_archive/TWAT/TWAT.mp3

A question: Do any of you want to call him to his cell phone on +2349095157XXX as Jack Goff or Rev. Benjamin Dover? That is not something I'm good at, but if any of you like that sort of stuff and want to help me lure him in, feel free to PM me Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:21 pm

Good luck, man!!! TWAT baits have provided me so many laughs over the years. Enjoy!

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

*Sigh*, he is not very good at sending in forms, I got this

Nov 28
Good day,

I have been trying to reach the number you said is Rev Boyd number but
its entering voice mail please can he call me on +2349095157XXX i will
be glad to hear from him for further directive .

Thanks

I think he needs some slapping, and I know Rev. R. Boyd is grumpy

From Jack
Nov 30
Dear Friend,

What problems do you have? I will forward your e-mail to Rev. Boyd

/Jack
and
Nov 30
Dear Friend,

I talked with Rev. Boyd, and he is very strict and cross, I have to warn you that he seemed angry and irritated about you needing more help. He can seem a little hard, but he has a good heart. So I am sure he will help you!

/Jack

From Rev. Boyd
Nov 30
My Child,

I heard from Brother Jack that you have a problem with sending the form to Rev. Dover.

I also just checked with Rev. Dover, and he say he forwarded these additional instructions on how you can send back the form:

> You may use any of these means to send the form to me:
> 1. Scan the for with a scanner and send the form to me as a pictures (one picture of every page)
> 2. Take photos of the form with a camera or phone and send the form to me as pictures (one picture of every page).

You also claim you have called me and left a voice mail, but I have not received any voice mail. I work as a Reverend and have meetings, masses, baptims, weddings, counseling and all other kinds of things to do from early morning to late evening. We all do.

Do you think we are sitting in our offices, drinking coffee and napping all day? Waiting for phone calls? I have now already wasted 10 minutes on writing this e-mail, in 5 minutes I will have a Bible study group.

As I can see it we have given you all the information you could reasonably need, all you need to do is to fill a form and fax or e-mail it back to us. This is not rocket science, my 10 year old grand daughter could do this, so I am starting to think you are giving us problems on purpose. I will use this opportunity to warn you that I am sitting in the COF committee (Committee Of Funds) and if you don't know how to send in a simple form, how can we let you be in charge of $200 000?

If you have any actual real technical question, and not just general grumbling and whine, please tell me what the problem is. Otherwise just send in the form, and if you "can't" do it I thing you don't really want to do it.

God can see every black heart
Let TWAT rescue you soul
Rev. R. Boyd

Hmm, I wonder if he want Rev. Dover to ask Boyd to help him now? So later I emailed him this

Nov 30
Dearest,
God bless you my child of Christ!

I have to say I am surprised that I have not received the form yet, I tried to ask Jack if he know anything but he is holding the Church child Choirs today. Do you still have problems? Do you want me to contact our IT guy Rev. Boyd and ask him to help you?

I am looking forward to hearing from you soon!

The Journey To Prepare the Lord's Return,
Rev. Dover,
THE CHURCH OF THE WATCHTOWER APOCALYPTIC TESTAMENT

A proposition
Do any of you want to call him to his cell phone on +2349095157XXX as Jack Goff, Rev. Benjamin Dover or Rev. R. Boyd? That is not something I'm good at, but if any of you like that sort of stuff and want to help me lure him in, feel free to PM me Smile

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:47 pm

I'm not set up to call at present. That MP3 is brilliant and hilarious, I've got to say I admire your work-ethic and both your comedy routine and the strategic boring stuff at the end, you can re-use this many times. Would it be too much to ask, may we also borrow it? (Too late, at least 15 people have already stolen your idea and your recording, though the local explanation for this behavior is to do with recycling 'n' stuff) Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:12 am

OP, you may want to post a request for phone help under log-in in the HHT forum. You may get more responses.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

piecrust wrote:

Would it be too much to ask, may we also borrow it? (Too late, at least 15 people have already stolen your idea and your recording, though the local explanation for this behavior is to do with recycling 'n' stuff) Wink

Of course, borrow away! Most of it I have anyway already borrowed from others Wink

Capone wrote:

OP, you may want to post a request for phone help under log-in in the HHT forum. You may get more responses.

Thanks for the tip!

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Huh, still nothing. Maybe I am loosing him Sad

I sent him this today, maybe mentioning $200 000 will get him moving again

Dec 03
Dear Christian,

I dont know if you have read the last number of our newspaper The Weekly TWAT, have you?

I just read it and on the front page I found this article:

I think this changes the situation, if many other members find prospects we will need to have votes, but if we are little bit faster there is no need.

I trust you have already sent the forms to Rev. Dover, and then we only need to wait for the Congress of Members to approve it and you will be the first choice.

Have you heard anything from the Congress of Members yet?

/Jack

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

As every time before, when I mention $200000 he answers Wink

But it took some time, so I was afraid I lost him...

From Benjamin
Dec 08
Friend of Faith,

Have you sent the form? I can't find it in my email.

God Bless

Dec 09
Good day,

I have not sent the form but will do that within the coming week ,this
because i have not had time because of one week program we are having
in the church.

Benjamin likes this
Dec 09
My Child,

I am very happy to hear all is well with you and that you take you Church duties in good hands, I also look forward to seeing your form.

Unfortunately this will be a short letter from me, I will soon attend a Pyramid Grant Ceremony in Angola. A Mr B. Conteh have built the Monuments of Faith Pyramid and have also done the Ordainment Ritual, therefore he will now receive last years full grant of $310.000.

If I am able, I will also try to attend your Monuments of Faith ceremony.

Anyway, I need to go now. I will read your form meanwhile I travel.

Gods Faith!

EDIT:
I also liked the idea at https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=271823

So I did this form that Rev. Boyd in the future will want him to fill (his will be in many sections, so it will be more annoying, but I did a copy without sections for you so you can just scroll down) :
https://docs.google.com/a/abf.se/forms/d/1HiNVwGYjE50EgWahnrUtm-xbuEd0mneytbrapD_fi3M/viewform?edit_requested=true

To bad that Boyd is very strict, if he don't follow "Explain your answer in detail", he will need to fill the form again. Nothing else to do, it's TWATs rules for giving grants... Twisted Evil

EDIT2: Now all answers to "Explain your answer in detail" must be at least 150 characters Laughing

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