Surely nobody would scam me

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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:15 pm

Although I have used the name Jess Ticulate, that is actually the name of my butler's pet alligator. I like to keep a low profile as I have been warned of ne'er-do-wells who inhabit the interweb, facetube, twitterspace and the like.

My real name is recently widowed when dear Hubert mysteriously succumbed to spontaneous combustion whilst refuelling his A380.

My family are very active members of the The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament, where my son, Hubert Jr. is a pastor working with the Reverend Hunt, bless him. My youngest, Usta, has taken Holy Orders and is in training with Mrs. Clinton at the Monday evening dildonics demonstrations.

I try to help where I can, and so I donate $25,000 each month for the church to distribute to needy causes, particularly overseas orphanages. I know that's not much considering the $18.6 billion that Hubert left me.

I am the eternal optimist and although I am one of the wealthiest widows in the USA, I honestly believe that I will, very soon, hear news that I have won another large amount of money in a lottery. Heavens knows I don't need any more money but I could give it to my good friend Commodore L Richie to expand his yacht chartering business on the good ship “Lady lady-lady” (all major cards accepted)

I feel very strongly about corrupt government's stopping their citizens from moving their family wealth to other countries be it cash, gold, securities or any other wealth. To this end I have set up a trust to help the poor struggling sons of chiefs, daughters of generals, widows of finance ministers etc. to release their assets (with an appropriate cut for myself of course). I have appointed Mr. William Fitzmichael and Mr. Philip McCavity as executors.

Since dear Hubert's passing I have been on the look-out for a new man in my life. I am very attracted to gentlemen from West Africa as I understand that they are mostly very honest.

Well just listen to me rambling on !!!!

Must go now as my bridge foursome is meeting at my country club (left to me by Hubert). Gosh we have fun. 2,000 acres a point !

I am told to be careful of scams, but who on earth would be interested in me?

1vana

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:54 pm

We have all sorts of deserving charities on the forum.

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:19 pm

You better not share RL information on the forum! Safe Baiting is the credo here!

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:21 pm

Head on over to the surplus forum and you will find many people interested in talking to you.

Just understand that church baiting is more difficult than straight baiting. I suggest starting off with a simple straight bait and when you find a lad that is hooked you can progress towards the church bait. Also if you are playing a wealthy character then you should look for a charity scam, like an orphanage lad.

Good luck!

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