Creepy lad wants to join my Church

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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:18 am

Ive been communicating with Mr. John David for about 4 or 5 months now. My main character is Paul. His responses are typically terse and all I have obtained so far are a few Piggys. But, he is a very creative lad, and has spun all sorts of fascinating excuses and stories over the past few months to convince Paul he is a legitimate businessman.

At some point or another I let him know I am a member of the "Temple of Seveech." Wink

I'm playing a fairly typical church bait set up. He's going to join, of course, in return for funds to open a new temple site in Ghana.

He has been working with Elder Desmond at the Temple to officially join.His short two or three sentence answers had been annoying me, so I ignored him for a week. Then Paul sent him an email letting him know Desmond had given up on him due to his lack of effort, and less than an hour later the lad sent the following email to Elder Desmond:

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Good day Elder,Please,accept my sincere apology for not been able
to come up with a concrete information and prerequisites on how the temple
of and the faithfuls to be gathered Elder.I am very sorry that my performance
is below adequate.

I understand your frustration at having made a simple request of acquiring a
property for Seveech and having dashed the hope and confident that
you have on me and letting you down in that regard,i am sorry too my Elder

I have really dig the nook and crannies of Ghana and i have come up with a
key family member of the Royal highness and through him i have got the
contact of the presidents advocate himself and after series of interviews i got
them convinced by divulging to them that i am a member of Seveech and
that has kept them in wanting to welcome us sir with open hands and he went
forward to say that he would want to know about Seveech.

My Elder lot of work has been put in place and some followers are now willing
having hearing that a temple will be built and you people will be coming to Ghana
on the day that the temple will be commissioned and there by giving them access
in speaking with you on a one on one basis,Sir,all this while that i am apt is to fix lot
of preparations waiting for your kick off my Elder.

Please,Elder,be rest assured that my been apt is for the good and betterment of
Seveech to be fully planted here in Ghana my Elder and i regret too for been delayed
but you will see my good work now Elder.

Lastly,the advocate to the president on properties and lands is the person i am reffering
to and he is no other person than Bar.Roberts Quadadrago,who is eager to work with us
to give us his best of his legal service Sir.

Once again i am very sorry for my creepy approach Elder.

Yours faithfully.

Elder Desmond responds:

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Ah my creepy son,

Now THIS is exactly the kind of email I have been waiting for! I had given up hope that you had the dedication necessary to complete this undertaking, but now I am convinced you are exactly the kind of person we have been looking for for so long to open our new Temple site in West Africa.

Your sincere apology is accepted, so now let's get down to business. I want to lay out the procedure we will undertake to complete this project for you as if everything sounds to your liking we will proceed.

Firstly we just need you to fill out the official paperwork application to officially join the Temple, then scan them and send it back to me in an email. Once that is done, we will need you to be ritually initiated. Usually we do this in person at one of our existing Temples, but we can make an exception for you if you do not want to travel out of West Africa at this time. Instead, I can provide you with the ritual instructions and you can film or photograph yourself performing the procedure. It is a very spiritual event.

After that, you will be an official member of the Temple. You and I can come up with a plan to build the new temple and to attract new members. If you cannot raise the funds to purchase the property, construct the Temple and so forth we can do that. We can also negotiate a salary for you to serve as a Priest, but that is still a ways down the road.

If all of this sounds good to you, let me know and I will prepare the application forms for you.

Remain blessed in the Holy Name of Seveech.

John was quick to reply:

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I would like to use this opportunity to thank you for your magnanimity
Elder Desmond,in fact,all i have said in my previous mail are the
truth and honestly a lot have been putinto cognizance in ensuring the
extent i have reached Elder Desmond.
Elder Desmond i have fully digested all of your mails and i am very
pleased with all ofthe procedure you have stipulated here,there is
nothing to be apprehensive about since i have agreed and have sworn in
my heart to let all this become a reality my Elder,for the planting of
Seveech temple here in Ghana and i just want to strengthen your belief
that all is set Elder Desmond.
Elder looking forward to your impeccable reply Sir and all that are
needed for the ritual should also be remembered as well along side
with your reply Sir.
Thank you for your leniency and your fatherly role all this while
Elder Desmond.Please Sir,i would love to say that it has reached the
climax that your cell phone number will be needed because,we do not
need to give any lapses or what do you think Elder?.

I have many thoughts my son Smile

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