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Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

so i was baiting a lad and we got to the money stage, it was surprisingly easy, and more surprising that he didnt get more frustrated with me, but it gave me a few laughs and 3 pigs.. here it is..starting at the point where he wanted money..

lad

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so lets get this done once and for all

me

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Ok give me your bank details

lad

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OKAY
can you get it sent via western union it will be faster and easir

me

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Oh ok. Western onion. Where do i find that? Do you need onions for this too?

lad

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i mean western union money transfer
or money gram

me

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Oh i dont need to buy any onions? Because i live in the east... not in the western area

lad

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dont you kwon western union money transfer were money is been sent

me

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No ivd nrver heard of it. How many grams of onions do i need?

lad

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dont worry okay
i will send you my agent account number now okay Laughing

me

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Ok

lad

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can i send you gt bank
account name: <snip>
account number : <snip>
bank name: gt bank
thats the bank deatils okay
country: nigeria
address: <snip>
hope thats all you need

me

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Ok thanks i will go yomorrow and pay. Ill be doing some shopping tomorrow too, do you still need some onions though?

lad

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no i dont need them okay
all we need is the money

me

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Ok

lad

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hpe to here from you soon
bye for now till we here from you okay

next day i emailed

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Hi i went to the bank today.
I couldnt transfer the payment to that bank account.
us western onions like bitcoin that ive heard about where you buy virtual onions and use them ss credit?

lad

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Good day

What are we going to do now ? ,how can you now send the money?

me

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I dont know, do you have another bank account?

lad

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hello

i believe you can now use this bank deatils i sent to you below !!!!!

belgium Account number: <snip>.
IBAN: <snip>
BIC code: <snip>.
Bank Name: Kredietbank
Address bank: <snip>,
Belgium.
Account name: <snip>

me

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Ok i woll try that today

lad

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okay
i believe this is going to work okay thats funny i dont Laughing

me

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Ok then thanks

i got back to him with the bad news

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Hello, i went to the bank today and i was told this bank account has restrictions on it.
What kind of people do you have dealings with?
Got another bank account i can try?

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i would advice you go and get it sent via western union money transfer or money gram .you can vist western union on this info : westernunion.comor vist money gram web site on : moneygram.comto get more info on how to send it okay

then back on the hangout, he reiterated his demands

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okay
can you go and ask about western union money transfer so we can use that to send the money
i think that is the best option so now

me

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Oh back to the western onions... can you tell me where this onion shop is?

lad

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i would advice you go and get it sent via western union money transfer or money gram .you can vist western union on this info : westernunion.com or vist money gram web site on : moneygram.com to get more info on how to send it okay

me

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The link you gave me on both dont work

lad

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it work
check it on google

me

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I just clicked on both and they say the webpage you tried isnt available
I dont wear goggles

lad

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https://secure.moneygram.com/
check it now

me

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Ok. I just checked the website you gave me, they dont sell onions

lad

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i did not say dy sale onion okay
am asking you to send the money trow western union

me

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Yes but money gram doesnt sell western onions

lad

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send the money trow money gram now
https://www.westernunion.com/us/en/home-t1.html?&s_tnt=81699:7:0
or use this wester union
can you send it trw money gram money transfer

me

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Ok but how many onions do i order trow it. And who do i make the order out to

lad

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don't worry
i will send you the bank account now
to go and send money with now Laughing

i love how he gives up and just throws another pig at me

me

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Ill have to do it tomorrow because the bank is now shut

me

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You new bank account number?

lad

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okay
i will send you one now our agent in south africa
text me your cell number
my agent want to give you a call now in south africa

me

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I dont give out my number to people i dont know

lad

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ok
Account name: <snip>
Account number:<snip>
bank name: Eco bank
coutry :nigeria
pay it to that bank acct now okay

me

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Hi i went to the bank today, apparently the money wouldnt go through, they said something about the bank account was blocked from recieving payments. Im not sure whst your people are doing yo have their accounts plagued with problems. Have you got your own personal one instead of using friends?

lad

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yes i do

me

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Please send it over. Im sick of the run around.

lad

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okay
am also tired of all this

me

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Whats your bank account that you know is in working order

lad

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i want to send you a first bank
try to get it sent this time

me

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Oh we have a national first bank here too. Maybe that should work

lad

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okay

me

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So whats the details of this new national first bsnk account

lad

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okay
can not be gotten right now
if you cant use money gram money transfer forgt abut it

me

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Ok then. Im thinking with all the hassle ive had trying to give you money. Imagine the nightmare ill have trying to collect the money

lad

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okay
if you want to send the money
go get it sent true western union okay
or money gram
okay

me

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You really need to make up your mind, first you want onions, then you don't, now you want me to, your really confusing

lad

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i dont need
go get this money sent via wester union okay
or use money gram
or riamoney transfer
i cant force you okay

me

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I dont know where the wester onion factory is, we use dollars here not grams and what is riamoney how do i transfer a riamoney

lad

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go ask friends about western union okay
they will tell you wee is been located

hopefully by now he has a rotten migraine Laughing

ill go silent now and see if he gets back to me, 3 pigs aint a bad effort for a 4 day bait Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:36 pm

Thats brilliant.

Tears rolling down my face when you asked him were the onion shop was!

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:59 pm

I can hear the lad face palming from here LOL

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:49 pm

So much that is so good and so funny. I literally laughed out loud though over this part:

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Lad: check it on google
You: I dont wear goggles

3 pigs in 4 days? Well done!

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:39 pm

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:50 pm

Nice exchange with the lad. He must think he's found the dumbest maga in the world, and that's how you get him right where you want him. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

so after my character Mr Auto Fellatio finally got it through his thick head that western union was a money transfer place, he found out his closest outlet, and sent off the money

me

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Hi. I spoke to a couple of my friends. They hsvent heard of the western onions money gram transfer. Are you sure your not pulling my leg? Haha thats s good b one you got me good there

lad

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am serioskay
ask okay

me

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Well i seriously dont think there is such a place here in my country.

lad

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whats the name of ur country nd state

me

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Australia qld

lad

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i will tell u now were is located in australia
you can get it ent online
https://www.westernunion.com/au/en/home.html?tid=t_p_outR3

me

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Oh.. so this hasnt got anything to do with onions at all? Why were you confusing me with all the talk about wanting onions sent?

lad

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are you a fool
i mean is a place were you can get the money snt

me

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Ok well i better give you my details so you can send it?
What details will you need

lad

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deatils of what
you have not send money
you are asking for deatils

me

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Ok you show me yours and ill show you mine..

lad

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what should i show you

me

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Your information to send money , silly
What did you think

lad

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okay
you mean the western union info ?

me

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Or bank account what ever is easiest

lad

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no bankaccount
western union
should i send youwestern union deatils

me

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Yes because i dont know what im sending to also tell me again how much now i owe

lad

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365$
receivers name :adulraka mascot ,
country:nigeria
text answer : brother
wrong info i sent you okay
it was a mistake
receivers name: abdulrazak mascot
country : nigeria
text question : answer
text answer : brother

me

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Ok i will see what i can do

lad

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have you now located the western union office
?????

me

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I think so it came up with a list of places

lad

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okay
go gt it sent today
go get it sent now okay

me

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Ok

lad

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go get it sent okay
now

me

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If you stop talking to me and distracting me i can

lad

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okay

an hour later the lad was back

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have you gone ?
to send the money?

me

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I sent the money you should have it now.

lad

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okay
were the mtcn number they gave you
that is wht i will use to pick the money
i mean the mtcn number

me

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An mtcn number? What's that? Can't you just take it out of your account?

i didnt hear from him for a day or so so i wrote

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Did you get the money yet

lad

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no
that mtcn number is what i will use to pick the money

me

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Where is the number ? Dont you have it in your western union account?

lad

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if treully you send it
no
when did you send themoney
?
did they not give you any number to give tome ?

me

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The other day when i told you

lad

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did they not give you any number to give to me ?

me

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Just show your id. That proves its you that i sent it to you

lad

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it seens you are playing with me
i better i strock you with death
or cancer cos you never send any money
you just insulted me
what senders name did you use in sending the money

me

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I sent it to <snip> . And i dont like you telling me to get cancer. If you keep it up you can go and eat a bag of dicks

lad

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OK
CAN YOU SCAN THE SLIP AND SEND IT TO ME
RIGHT NOW

me

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The slip? Receipt? I threw it out. I didnt think i needed it !

lad

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YOU DO
THAT SLIP IS WERE THE CONTROL NUMBER IS
WITHOUT THE NUMBER I CANT PICK UP THE FUNDS

me

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Ok ill go make a cup of tea and try to find it in the bin

lad

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DO ITNOW
FIND IT NOW

me

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Stop yelling at me, your making me flustered.. ill have to have a cuppa first

then he sent me a picture of what i should be looking for, it looks like its a western union slip from another victim Evil or Very Mad

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THIS WHT I MEAN OKAY
IF YOU LOOK AT IT VERY WELL YOU WILL SEE WERE MTCN NUMBER IS WRITEN
HAVE YOU CHECK ?

me

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I am looking. Give me a bit of time to look

lad

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OKAY
BYE FOR NOW
WHEN YOU GET IT SEND ME THE MTCN NUMBER THEY GAVE YOU OR TEXT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE

lad wrote 15 minutes later

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HEY
DID YOU GET IT

me

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i got it!

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mtcn 2448895432
question: i love
answer: big boobies

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Aug 2015 Posts: 12

HAHAH. He's banging his head on the keyboard everytime you respond to him.

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:39 am

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Where is the number ? Dont you have it in your western union account?

Wow - I'm going to steal that line!! Very Happy

This is awesome!!

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

well the bait has finished on unfriendly terms, but all in all i think it was a successful bait, and i managed to infuriate him constantly, so he has had a really shit week Very Happy

after receiving the fake slip lad wrote

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okay
so send me te number
you sent me a wrong slip
that you edited write
you are a very big fool
i will lay on course on you and your family now

me

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Hi, oh wow, thank you very much for your offer, that would be fantastic, what type of courses do you offer? It would be great to further our education. Is this all inclusive of the 365 i paid? Or do the courses cost extra?

i didnt hear from him for around a day, so i stirred him up again

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When can we start the courses? Do you need more money for them?

lad

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fool that is fake okay

me

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What do you mean its fake? The western union people gave me a falsified document?

lad

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the mtcn number i mean

me

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Are you sure the western union people on your side are looking at the right number? Or are they needing a pair of googles?

lad

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am tracking it on google now
is not real

me

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Well i suggest you march on down to your nearest western union shop and demand answers because i can assure you i paid the money to them. I gave you the receipt of proof

lad

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you are lieing
you did not pay any money

me

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I dont understand why you tell me im lying, do you think i pulled the receipt out of my ass?

lad

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u edited that recipient ok
i hate you so much
i promise to take ur life

me

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Edited? I dont even know what western union is before this. now your accusing me of infiltrating their system to create a pretend receipt for no reason? You came to me, with your offer, i didnt look for you. For all i know you have probsbly taken the money and trying to get more, thats it isnt it? Now i know... your trying to mske me pay you again, well lete tell you mister! I might not be the biggest tool in the toool shed but im not that silly
Hey i should be wishing bad luck on you, you just stole myoney and your msking out like im ripping you off!

he went silent on me so i kept writing

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Yea sprung now you dont want to talk.
I hope you go to hell, and i hope you suck do much cock that you get chapped lips, then i hope the devil has so much sex with your buttocks that you finish up with rectal failure so you cant shit for a week.

lad

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i did not see any money okay

me

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You won't see any money unless you get off your lazy ass and check the slip in person.

lad

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i have check it okay
no money was sent

me

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Well what did the western union clerk do with my money?
Does it take time to process?

lad

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no it dose not
i want you to go back to the western union office
and complain to them okay

me

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Oh sure ill just wizz down there now, no problem... it was an HOUR AND A HALF DRIVE AWAY!!!!

lad

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okay
the funds we have be tracking it ans is show invalied

me

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Can you please go there and ask them to double check, im sure its close to you since you use them all the time

lad (this sounded like a completely different person, maybe his boss stepping in?)

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this is to bring to your attention that we are not kids and as such that if you are not ready to send the than we have no choice than to withdraw your name. so i would not wast my time for clever people who are not ready to do the right thing. thanks

me

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Well looks like im going to have to go back to the western union and get them to work out what happened and get my money back, that is if you havent taken the money already like a filthy pig. Thanks for nothing!

lad

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ok
do you know you are talking nonsense because no cent was paid that if he is sure that he makes the payment than you should go that you are not forcing him to join. he want to be know word world. so the choice is his.
yours
Money Transfer Tracking
W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please verify the information and click "Check status of another transfer."

me

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Well no fucken wonder you cant find the money, the mtcn number is NOT W0131, its 2448895432. Dont ever call me a fool or wish death upon me ehen you cant even get your facts straight, i demand an apology!

lad

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i no
i have check the number alredy
go back to the western union office okay

me

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Oh i will, and ill be getting my money back and never dealing with you again, you have done nothing but treat me like shit

lad

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bye for all i care okay

me

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Yea good riddance

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:24 pm

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bye for all i care okay

Translation:

"Please tell all your friends about me and invite them to contact me! Have a great day!"

Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

Yes! Invitations shall be sent oug on request! Lol

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