What was the name of that 80's band? Oh yeah, Mariam mariam

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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:45 am

I picked up this lad in surplus. Early days yet as I am easing myself back in baiting, but I have hopes:

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Hi dear,
I am humbled admit that I picked interest in knowing more about you after
going through your profile,and I will truly appreciate you to contact me
on this email
address because there are very much important things I need to tell you.

I hope you will not feel I am embarrassing you,which I have never been
asked.You are important at this stage this is what I must assess in
mind.Contact me on my private: m<snipped but mariamx2>

I look forward to hearing from you soon! Please enjoy another blessed day
on our wonderful Earth and many more.All my Love and Peace.

Yours new friend,
Mariam

I give him a bit of the back story:

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Dear Mariam,

Thank you for your wonderful email it was very pleasant surprise. I apologise for not writing sooner but I am not have you english speakers say "tech savvy" and am also very new to the Internet. My soon to be ex husband Nick would not let me do the Internet and now that we are divorcing i am trying to see what the fuss is about.

So, tell me about yourself.

Kathrin

And he gives me back a novella:

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Hello my dear Kathrin,

I am humbled by your desire responding my first mail to you. I know you will not feel that I am embarrassing you because I have never been asked for that.

You are the first to ever do so I am contacting and I am somehow know you will be confused but should be expected such of my possibility. What I must assess is that this discussion shall be on mutual respect, trust and faith

Of course I do not know you and who you are face to face but my faith tells me that its reputation is what builds character and personality. I know you have many years worked hard to earn your status professionally so I must respect you always, I hope and pray that God will guide our steps henceforth in this matter.

I am very much willing to learn more about you is extremely important to me. How much I will tell you I really you in my life will be difficult to achieve. For my side, I do not have much proof than to trusting you with all my heart, depending on what I wish to achieve by relationship and whatever endeavor I speak here. Our collaboration I believe you suggest if you have any

I also need to know more about you. I am all about reducing risk and error on this important discussion I need to share with you because I have sometime important to tell you on my next mail, which I believe you, will help me at time goes on. Above all things, I am open to tell you more about me next I will be responding your mail as its destiny that says we will meet at this stage.

I am contacting you with good faith, ordinarily; you and I know there are a lot of scams on the Internet. I have ignored many invitations with great promise because of fear of criminality, but just like I had said, reputation is what builds character and personality, let me hope that I will trust with all my life even when we have not meet face to face.

Right now I believe you are the person living in your country I want for the rest of my life. Please can you send me your photos to see you and know you more.

Thank you for contacting me and I look forward to hearing from you again before I should tell you completely what I truly want from your end! Please enjoy another blessed day on our wonderful Earth and many more. All my Love and Peace.

Your Friend,
Mariam

ETA my reply:

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Dearest Mariam,

I cannot explain why Mariam, but I feel that I can trust you. and since you asked let me tell you about myself. I am what you would call a Housefrau. I was born in the city of Urolagnia near Hamburg in Germany and in my younger days was a successful model. I have attached a more recent photo and I like to think I am still attractive. I am going through a messy divorce here in Australia with my soon to be ex husband Nick, who has left me for another man! I feel so ashamed that he would do that to me, but please keep this between you and me.

It gets quite lonely here in Yalbraith it is such a small community. Everyone knows everyone else here and some of the tings said about have not been nice. I think it is time to sell up and move on. I have a bit of money left over from my modelling days, but the sale of the farm would add to the money i would have significantly. I hope we cna be friends, you sound so nice. Someone I could possibly fall for at a later date if things went well

Kathrin

Urolagnia is a love of golden showers

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:02 pm

Turns out our lad's a ladette:

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Hello my dear Kathrin,

I am truly sorry about your situation with respect to your husband attitude towards your life. I want you to trust in God that whatever pains you feel today and you suffering, will not be in vain. Your destiny will not be tampered with by any man whether it is your husband or the circumstances that you are passing through now. I will only tell you to Stay focused and pursue your dreams as they will come through in a few more days.

Thank you for the picture of you. You are a very beautiful lady indeed. Just be careful not to fall into the wrong hands. You know my mother told me when she was alive that being attractive may have many risks if one exposes herself.

Now, let me ask you some personal questions:
1. How old are you now?
2. Are you an International business woman?
3. If yes, how long have you been into the International business?
4. What do you want in this relationship with me?
5. Beside your husband, who else are your family friends?
6. From your name, it would appear that you are a Christian.

Well, I am a Christian too but, I will tell you more about me after you have answered the above questions.

I am still a young girl, but I have already lost my parents through tragic accident which led to their untimely death. They were too young to die when there life was just going to start! Always, my late Daddy was the life of his group of friends and a warm selfless person who could give his last money to any one in more need than he. I guess, I took after him-always, with a mind of his own. He was a sweet kid. I truly miss him as you miss your happiness through your husband.

But above all, my Bible tells me that ' we must not mourn as those who do not have hope'. It's painful to lose loved ones and happiness but life always has a meaning to be fulfilled according to God's Plans. My prayer is that God will not give us a burden that is beyond us. He will strengthen us and grant us the needed grace to achieve His Will for our life and as a Vessel unto honor.We will also comforted in the knowledge of the Word because God counsels, guides and chastises us to a greater glory in Christ Jesus, our Lord and Saviour.

Since after death of my beloved parents, I have not changed much though because, I have been careful with my life over the years of my life and having started quite young to achieve much better in my life. Above all things, I give God all the glory for all that happened to me, it’s great to be in God's favour.

I will tell you more about me after you have answered the above questions.

Cheers & thank you Kathrin.

Your Friend,
Mariam

I think it might be time the Ditz batted for the other team! I drop hints but don't want to freak out ladette just yet:

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Dear Mariam,

in answer to your questions:

1. How old are you now? 40
2. Are you an International business woman? i was a model, I am now what you call a "hausfrau" (sorry but my English isn't great)
3. If yes, how long have you been into the International business? i was model from the ages of 5 to 32
4. What do you want in this relationship with me? I'm not sure. my darling niece has relationships with both men and women. do i want that?
5. Beside your husband, who else are your family friends? My darling niece sabrina, and my gal pals, Mitzi, felicia and priscilla
6. From your name, it would appear that you are a Christian. I am not especially religious, but I was born a lutheran. Is that a problem?

Kathrin

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