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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
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Location: St Michael's Chapel

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Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:20 am |
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"This Mr B'bangoh doesn't know me. He was talking rubbish on his mouth."
London - Plymouth: 520 Miles Return Rail Journey.
Plymouth Rail Station - Plympton St Maurice: One Hour Return Taxi Trip.
When James Oken in Ghana offered to send a third lot of Lads to collect cash in person from Mr Prikky, he immediately agreed. Mr Peterson and his pal boarded a train from London Paddington to Plymouth. After 4 hours and £100 GBP each, they arrived and were left pacing the station forecourt for an hour. They were then persuaded to take a taxi to the outlying village of Plympton St Maurice, a one hour round trip through Plymouth rush hour traffic. Once a hungry and angry Peterson had returned to Plymouth Station, Mr Prikky called Oken to advise that he was now with Oken's men and was about to hand over the money. Oken wanted to speak with his man to confirm that he had the £13 000 GBP in cash and was stunned when the Guyman taking the phone from Prikky was not Mr Peterson, but a Mr B'bangoh... What on earth was happening?
Great thanks to JHancock for originally baiting Oken and to Britannicus for more excellent calls as the very feeshy Meester B'bangoh from Johannesburg.
https://soundcloud.com/mr-randy-t0m/plymouth-safari-3-aug-15-lads-arrive
https://soundcloud.com/mr-randy-t0m/plymouth-safari-3-aug-15-main
The 2 previous Safaris courtesy of Mr Oken and his well-travelled London Lads: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=265371 |
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Father Moleman
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Joined: 24 Dec 2014
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:26 am |
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Nice to see you back with a UK safari in tow  |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru

Joined: 26 May 2010
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Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!

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Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:03 am |
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"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:29 am |
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Well done, TM! I saw the lad's trip took him near Torquay. I hear there's a very nice hotel there run by a Basil something-or-other... |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru

Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:09 am |
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Nice work! |
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Mr. Labowski
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Joined: 19 Sep 2013
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:17 am |
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Ahahahahha! Good to see the miles continuing to rack up for this gang! Well done gents! |
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Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:22 am |
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great safari. he seems to be happy
well done |
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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 28 Jan 2015
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:43 am |
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Masterful weaving by The Monsignor as usual! It is most unfortunate that I (Mista Babangoh) did not even get to offer James Oken a share of the spoils (to be received the next day by his man Peterson the next day somewhere in Plymouth, of course), but the calls turned out more amusing than I thought at the time. |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:47 am |
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Great work! Why not Looe? |
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Capone
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Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:30 am |
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Another spectacular in-country safari-great work, TM. Gotta love the unhappy lads! |
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SweetPoison
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Joined: 01 Sep 2013
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Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:27 am |
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Congrats on yet another safari! Nothing better than another dose of pain for such deserving lads. |
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bware419ers
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:53 am |
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Brilliant work. |
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firehouse5
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Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:25 pm |
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@bware, I am not sure what you're complaining about. I think the most effective route from London to Plympton St Maurice is exactly as described: train to Plymouth and then a taxi to Plumpson St Maurice. Bus service around Plymouth is possible but much more of a hassle - it's not TM's fault the lads somehow messed it all up. |
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Padme
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Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:34 pm |
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Those phone calls are great. "He was saying get my coffee youre a fraud...rubbish"  |
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KissOfDeath
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Joined: 19 Aug 2013
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Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:10 pm |
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Fantabulous safari, TM -- you truly are amazing, absolutely genius! |
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agnomen
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Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:26 pm |
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TM always pleasure to listen to your calls  |
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Mr. Labowski
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| Note to self: should I ever travel to the UK, do not book TM as my travel agent. |
I'm sure TM would do a great job as a travel agent. Mr. Prky on the other hand... |
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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kishnabe
Wannabe Baiter

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Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:15 pm |
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Yes, you are back with some hilarious work. |
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MANKIND
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:08 am |
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Reading a TM or Dr Mike and many other safari's literally bring a smile to my face when I can be in the worst mood.
Outstanding work TM! |
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Yastreb
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| I'm sure TM would do a great job as a travel agent. Mr. Prky on the other hand... |
Mr P is too gullible and a poor planner - Mr Lee (aka Mr Shut Up) could tell you how fraudstating it can be to deal with him. |
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