Tightly wound lad for any takers!

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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:33 pm

I sent an ASEM to a lad on July 9, and he has coughed up a few piggies.
Then, around the 15th, my lad character swooped in and chopped the deal. Lad character received a lovely taunt from the real lad:

lad to my fake lad Revere wrote:

Lol.....i laugh at u . for d insult.....i will deal wit dis client physically spiritually n otherwise. i will take dis client from u mark dis day i assure u man.

and suddenly my character felt God was leading him back to the lad again to try for another transfer.

Finally, my character had a difficult time deciding who was the REAL lad. The payment was sent to a fictitious location suggested by the real lad.

my character wrote:

Obviously neither of you is interested in picking up the payment. I will give it 24 hour, and then I am having it recalled.

To which this ungrateful git replied,

Quote:

f*ck you.

Not wanting to miss an opportunity to waste a lad's time,

my character wrote:

Nice. Your true colors come forth. This is in your soul, obviously.
Mr. Revere, you have my business.

and sent the good news to both lads. Our potty mouthed boi responded thus

Quote:

i said f*ck you....time waster.

WHAT?? He called me a time waster??? I consider this to be a VERY good use of my time. I am shocked, appalled and offended beyond belief, and I am going to report this lad for sure:

my character wrote:

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Seriously, I do not know what would posess you to be so crude. I will report you to Ms. Emily Post as well as the FBI. Mr. Revere has informed me that you are a fraud. I am sure your father is disappointed with you.
Goodbye.

(FWIW the real and fake lads were also having a great time accusing each other of being fake. This is not a burn.)

Anyhoo, I hate to waste a lad who is snarling mad, and whose panties are in a bunch. He is no longer responding to me, so if you'd like a crack at him, please PM me for details, and I'll send you his initial format & email address. He's definitely good for a few insults!

Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:56 pm

I've got a bit too much on my plate right now, Kitty, so I'll leave the lad for someone else. I just wanted to write in and say good work with the lad -- you always manage to make friends no matter where you go!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:21 pm

^^ The lads really love me and send me sweet notes all the time. Someone should feel rather jealous, methinks. Hang in there with that plate, TLH, and save your strength for next V-Day Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:21 pm

Do you think the Church of the Holy Baytor could help soothe this poor stressed lad's soul.

I am always willing to accept new members!

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