Can I do it again? Looks promising

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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:52 pm

Bring on the evil nurse/attorney, this one has promise.

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Is this the right person to send Car1ing's receipt to?

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Yes of course i am

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It's about time.

So let's get a few things straight. First, there is no lottery, there is no money, you are a scammer sitting in a little shack on a dirt road off of Rue 400. Is it Rue 603B? (Note: gotta love IP locator) I bet I'm pretty close. Interesting how your address is ghosted twice through Hong Kong.

Now here's what you don't know. Carling is a rich old man with only half his mind left. He has MILLIONS and I want us to work together to get it. He's old enough and stupid enough to believe you and he trusts me.

Are you ready to work together for a real payday or do you want to just scrape for little dollars with your 419 bullshit?

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i can see your not interested in Business ....if your not then be ready not to spoil my day in doing the payment he told you to send to us or i will turn to him and let him know that we have not received the payment he instructed you to do

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Of course I'm interested in business. We had a tropical storm pass by and the internet was out on this shitty little island.

Let's be sure that we understand each other. I am in complete control of this situation and you will follow my instructions exactly for us both to profit. A lot of profit. There is indeed the chance for us to pull several million dollars out of this feeble old fool.

There is nothing for you to lose and much for you to gain, my friend. It costs you nothing but a little of your time and, at the end, I will send you 30% of all that we can steal.

And no, you won't be sending any messages to Carling unless I allow it. I am in complete control of his email.

Are you in or not?

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I am in already before you mentioned but lets assume that we will need some little information from our self before we start this and this goes by it.

I need your tel number and your home address?i mean little of your information as to keep contact because i think we are getting into trust each other for the sake that if something fishy happens we both gonna suffer for it.

Again I need to know exactly how much money you think we are going to get from this business actually this is for me to know my normal % amount in this trick.

and again before transaction start understand that am not a fool and but learned ass Thug Boy. of course i know your completely full of the transaction but knows that i started it and i can end it no matter what it cost.

Agreed or not?

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You really think I'd give you my home address? Some of your foolish victims might do that, not me. And I'll give you my phone number when we've gotten to a place where we trust each other. That time is not now. Email will do just fine.

Exactly how much money is hard to say, but consider this. Your bullshit lottery number is $15 million. We can probably start with some sort of transfer crap, but that's just to get him started. In Hawaii, every transaction is charged an excise tax of 4.5%. That;'s $675,000. I bet you've never had a day like that before. And that's not all of it. In the US, any gambling winnings are taxed at a flat rate of 25%. That, my little African friend, is $3.75 million. Your 30% would be at least $1.3 million.

All of these taxes are supported by forms from the government so they're EASY to prove. The stupid old man trusts me and now he trusts you. Fucking idiot thinks I'm his lawyer because my last name is Law, so he'll do everything I tell him to. If you're ready to proceed I'll give you instructions for the first fee he needs to pay.

And don't threaten me mister "learned ass Thug Boy". You're just a scammer sitting in a cafe and I am in control of this game. Don't fuck around and you'll be rich. Cross me and I'll find another little mugu to work with.

Want to see something funny? The tax law that we'll use to get the biggest payday is called 419. Fucking hilarious.

http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc419.html

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:35 pm

I think I'm going to enjoy this lad.

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Dear friend Gomez i don't know if this is first time your shifting this old man fund but trust me i will do everything you ask me to do to make a dam fucking money from this fool. So here is what i want in any transfer charge you need to instruct me to ask him to send you will agree with me that you will definitely send me my percent this is to avoid you cheating me cause we don't trust each other yet.

So let the business begin as you need it to go. Tell me next thing he need to do of course i know your still with the 1000 usd he asked you to send to me but that is not the case am looking forward to the next step. i need this to go really fast. So we can build trust because i know we will after this first step. Believe Me i won't do something funny if you can keep your word.

I also have important silly mugu you need to handle and we will make fucking dame money also of course this is time not for our silly thief act but time to make fucking dam business for our profit and no third party without letting You and I know.

Agreed in ALL ?

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You'll get the money at the end, my little friend, as I'm not sending that pile of cash using the local bank. That would be a great way to draw attention to myself. Our law enforcement isn't as corrupt as yours so this needs to be done carefully. When we've gotten all we can I'll head to Oahu where I have an attorney who can assist me in moving the money offshore and then to you. And then I'll get off this fucking rock for good.

There's no need for me to cheat you, there's plenty for both of us and if this works out, we may have some other opportunities. I've been working in high-end hospice care for a long time and I know of a lot more rich suckers with dementia.

And yes, this can go fast. Like I said, I can support all of the really big taxes with paperwork and I'll offer to help him with them since he thinks I'm his lawyer. It's a perfect setup.

Send him a message that there is a customs fee of $75000 and I'll stop in at his room in a little while and tell him that I've spoken with you and the fee is legitimate.

Don't fuck this up and remember who's in charge.

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:53 pm

Subscribed..

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:43 pm

Ah, so predictable. He's in the "send me the money you already owe me" phase of the gag. At least he skipped the part where he insists that the lottery winnings are real.

And he's now signing all of his emails with "Your Lil Friend".

clapping

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:19 pm

Hehehe...this one's getting interesting. The lad is totally stuck on me sending his percentage every step of the way so I threatened to tell him to piss off and use another lad to do my dirty work.

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Listen Mr Gomez I cannot comply with what you said of course if you try to find another person then i will let him know your trying to mess him up....don't fuck around this business....and why is the reason why you can't send me my own part of share in any payment .....he made this shows me your hiding something from me or do you think am fool to believe your childish trick when it comes into scamming me.

Respect my offer we start

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Evidently you can't read. How many times do I have to tell you that there are limited services here. Using a bank transfer for the kind of money we're talking about is stupid and too easy to trace back to me. I take all the risk and you don't, that won't happen. I case you didn't know, scamming and money laundering is against the law here.

I need to use other channels to send you your share which means flying to Oahu. I'll do that when I'm done.

And stop with your bullshit. If I drop you and use someone else, you aren't in a position to say a fucking thing. I already have someone willing, this is his latest message:

OK I AGREED HOW DO YOU WANT US TO HANDLE THIS THINY YOU ARE SAYING NOW I MEAN HOW DO YOU WANT US TO STARTTHIS GAME NOW I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPOND

Unfortunately, he's the stupidest fucking scammer in Africa and I don't know if he has the brains to pull this off. I think you might.

Now get down to business. As I said, it costs you nothing and you have a change to be one filthy rich mugu.

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Truth to tell, I have two others that I'm pulling into my evil lair. It's been a fun few weeks.

jump_4_joy

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:55 pm

He's dug in his heels insisting that I send him money right now or the deal's off and sometimes gets really funny.

"Remember that i came in search of food before you step in in issue of business so accept my offer and we will make a lot if we can trust each but believe me you will regret failing to deal with me if you try"

I thought I'd lost him but he keeps coming back, so who knows? I'd be surprised if he comes along for the ride but he sure is spending a lot of time entertaining me.

"so do you that you do not loose anything and and just like me i loose only time you loose time also why canu use the same time we waste to make me happy as working partner come'on do not be smarter than you should be of course i need money also do you. we are wasting a fucking time dialoging about payment shareholder not even the percent.

All i need is what i explained and that's how it gonna be of course i have followed every instruction you gave and why can't you allow me to fulfill my own interest to benefit my own existence like you."

It also sounds like he's a pretty young lad.

"am childish at age but not in mind mr old scammer take it your way also that i will find my own way of making out money from that fool again since you have been a halt to my hunting"

Maybe I can use that to turn him to the dark side:

"Childish in age? Then you must be new at this game. You're not very smart so you must be starving, especially since you mentioned food.

You're running away from the big money like a child, that's for sure. Grow up and be a man and let's get to work."

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:55 pm

Oh man, he is sooooo close...

"man it's obvious that we can put faith together and work this out and you betray me at last of course i don't know you....we just meet on internet and it suppose that you never wanted me to know your tel number talk more of address and your asking me to trust you so easily that's what you mean but i can't trust so easily but believe me if you deal me with me you gonna like to bring some more cause all percent is ok for me but i like when someone make a proof that's gonna make me to trust him which is by this little thing am asking you to do.

Even if you can't continuously keep doing it i need you to do this very one first payment of 75,000 and maybe we will keep others at end at least i can travell to USA and take my own share in person with you but not untill we build trust by this first step of payment. It's all simple task you can accept as boss you claim to be at this trickish game "

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:33 pm

75,000 Naira? Why not?

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:48 pm

US$, baby. Going for the big bucks. He believes there are several million dollars to be had and he's just whining that he's going to do all the work and then get skunked out of it. He doesn't know the half of it.

He's currently smoking some weed and reading about a multi-million dollar real estate scam (a real one), believing that I was the mastermind and got away with all the money. Since I actually know the crooks who did the deed I have enough extra info that it sounds totally convincing.

He's certainly entertaining, I hope I can pull him all the way in. He's still a rookie, only 20 years old, so he may be ripe for it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Sounds like you have a good 'un there. The added benefit is that if he is relatively inexperienced then he hasn't come across the ploys used by baiters much. Good luck on this one.

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:00 pm

I've got him well hooked and he appears to believe that the confused old man has money to send as he already tried to double-cross me. I've been seriously abusive to this one and he just keeps taking it.

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It seems you forgot mention your OTHER message...

"it will be a good idea if we can keep attorney out this transaction"

You're already trying to steal from me when we've just started you slimy fuck? Let me remind you the I control this scam and if you cross me again I will fucking drop you. Car1ing gets his email messages when I ALLOW it you piece of lying shit.

Now do is I told you and tell him to contact ME to confirm the $75000. You used up your once chance to try and scam ME. Don't try it again.

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:13 pm

And now I "have" the $75K and have reminded him to follow my instructions to continue...his reply:

"only a fool will stop following your instruction after first step has already been taken"

Evil Lol

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Sounds like he is well hooked.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:09 pm

He's in it up to his little beady eyeballs. I'm currently explaining negotiable bearer bonds and how we're going to send them to him. For some reason he wants an iPhone, Apple Watch and laptop so I told him I'll wrap them in the bonds so customs will never suspect.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

It is always good news when things need to be delivered via a courier. Don't forget there is, as far as I can remember, an Eater courier which can misdeliver the goods for you and maybe some work using a GPS link might be possible if there is any chance of the lad moving.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:56 pm

Thanks for that, I'll keep it in mind down the road. My lad is still a long way from anything getting in the mail, I'm afraid. I suspect the police will be hot on my tail when I escape to (fill in some South Pacific island here) and things are going to be seriously delayed.

A lot.

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 7:04 pm

The adventure continues. Gomez has the $4M in cash but a nurse at the hospice figured out what was going on and alerted the FBI about the scam. After fleeing to Majuro in the Marshall Islands, he's sure they're on his tail and hopped to another island and just can't seem to find a way to send the lad his share of the loot.

Lad to me: what the hell is wrong with you are you trying to betray me what is holding you from sending me my own share be inform that if i don't see you response about my share i will release your location to the FBI AND THEY WILL get you as you can see they are looking for you everywhere like Carling's Nurse said

Me to lad: No shit, why do you think I'm on the move here? I've ditched my last phone and am on a burner phone. I've flown to Kirabati and am looking at my options.

If I come to Lagos can you help me disappear on the beach somewhere? I'll increase your share to half.

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:49 pm

Hehehe...after many a back and forth...

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Me to lad: Don't worry, we'll work it out when I get there. The money is safe in an offshore Kirabati account and I can get to it easily.

I'm flying to Australia tonight and will leave there for Lagos tomorrow afternoon. It takes 30 fucking hours, did you know that? Fucking backward third world fucking country.

I have to get rid of this phone. I will contact you later.

Lad to me: I will give all aid you need when you get to Lagos and promise not to do something silly on our meeting

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I suspect that our meeting is going to be a real challenge.

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 1:08 am

I've managed to avoid the authorities and am in Lagos. There seems to be a little trust issue...

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Lad:
I will definitely help you from the cops if that is all you want. Am not even interested in any share to help you I will do it for you as friend and thank God you know how serious Internet business is try to update me with direct cel number when you get to Lagos

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Me:
What kind of fool do you think I am? As a friend?

I suspect that means you and YOUR friends were planning on greeting me and taking ALL the cash. Bad plan.

I'm at the Intercontinental Hotel on Victoria Island. If you can agree to meet me ALONE we can conclude our business

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Lad:
You told me that you will contact me once you arrive . How do you expect me to come and stay at unknown location and wait for you. You told me that you want me to help you out of Lagos when you rich I can direct you on how to reach my direct location it's not too far from Lag. It's 8:14 pm already if I can meet you it will be till tomorrow then I will drive with a friend. And come and welcome you.

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Me:
Tomorrow is fine and you will come alone. If I see two people I'm gone. Remember, I know you're a criminal and don't trust that you won't just rob me so I WILL be careful.

I'll meet in the bar at 8:00 pm. Tell me what you will be wearing.

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Lad:
Listen just trust me this moment that I will not do anything stupid. I don't know what I will be wearing yet but I suggest you give your room number and I will ask the receptionist to reach you when I arrive. And why don't you agree in directing me through phone call it will do better than email because my phone don't work in Nigeria without new sim configuration.

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Me:
You keep feeding me bullshit. Now your phone doesn't work? How stupid do you think I am?

And give you my room number so you can come knock on my door? You're not dealing with a stupid child here.

I've just about had it with all your crap and lying, so here's what you're going to do. You are going to the bar at 8:00 pm and you are going to send me a photo showing your location (that bar is fucking huge). You will BE BY YOURSELF and I will come to you so that we can get this done. I've got the bearer bonds ready to go so this can be quick.

Do it my way or forget it. If your phone doesn't work, get another one.

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There's more but I'll save it for the publishing of the sordid mess. The whole thing is starting to collapse around him.

Poor thing.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Nice one - this is coming along well. Is the hotel 5 star? If so he might need to turn up in the bar in a 3 piece suit and tie.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:26 pm

Poor thing, he missed me at the hotel so I bolted for Spain with all his money.

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Where the fuck are you am in the hotel now With the concierge and there is no information that showed your name signed in as Martin Mcs0rley (I told him I used a fake name).

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He even took photos of the lobby to prove he was there. Love it.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:12 pm

And so we roll along...

I got an infection in Nigeria and had to bolt from Spain (the law was on my tail) so now I've been in and out of the hospital in Dakar (I actually had some pre-cancerous crap removed that left an ugly mark and was able to send him "proof" of my "infection" with a personalized note in the photo). While I was out of touch for a few days the lad sent all sorts of great emails to me and, now that I'm out of the hospital, I'm chewing his ass out for his silence and insisting I never got any of his messages at all.

A couple of his love notes (he's been sending 5 or 6 every day):

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why do you always like compensating your self instead of partners. You making me feel like a kid and it's making me to hate this fucking blessed transaction. what concerns me with your fucking shit hole disease man,

It's almost Wednesday here already and there is no plan like you said your really whining and all biz is on hold because of your fucking sickness. i was sick you ain't know about that it doesn't affect our biz now your fucking problems is blocking my share wtf?

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Am tired o your fake promises when your ready to release the fucking share...if there is any at all ...not just an internet crap let me know and i wish your sickness heals so i will see what you gonna take for more excuses son of a bitch with no respect of help...you mentioned about eating your fellow criminal money before we begun now your acting as if your the boss remember not until FBI get you lowlife moda fucker.

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if you think that your rich enough that you ain't need more money let me know so i will handle Carling for more dollars since you don't want to send me my share or send me the requested 10,000 usd through western like i told you because am really broke man can't you understand that the year is coming to end and you haven't make any single effort like the boss you said you are in this game. i need my money nothing more

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I think I'll buy a nice beach house in Dakar with his money. And he also thinks we can start the scam up all over again since our "victim" has dementia and has probably already forgotten what's been going on.

Yeah...this lad is awesome.

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:25 am

Hehe...and then he blew a gasket.

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AND WHY ARE YOU DELAYING SOME FUCKING TIME WHILE YOU SAID THAT YOUR GOING TO CONFUSE CARLING ABOUT RETRIEVE OF HIS PAYMENTS BACK AND HE WILL HAVE TO RE PAY THEM?

OR ARE YOU IN LOST OF LIE?
THIS IS PRETTY SURE TIME FOR US TO BE CONTACTING THROUGH MORE THAN EMAIL MAYBE ANY CHART LIKE FACEBOOK CAN DO OR MORE OVER PHONE CONVERSATION IT WILL MAKE THIS OUR BIZ MORE FASTER IN COMMUNICATION THAN EMAIL.

why always what the fuck can't you tell me positive way of receiving my share like you said when your out of hospital

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Oh dear, he is upset isn't he?

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:45 pm

He's happier now.

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Mr Gomez hurray to me now I can smell dollars. Here is the Senegal account please try to do the deposit today and get back to me at night with deposit slip

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I actually forced him to open a bank account in Dakar, Senegal. Hilarious.

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