BAITING USING ONLY MOVIE QUOTES haha

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419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

I’ve been torturing this great loan lad Goffery for over three weeks. He spent hours on the SPTS questionnaire, gave up a bank account and pictures of himself (a Turkish movie star stolen off the web), flirts constantly and just never gives up. My character Bethany is a young rich widow, very high-maintenance. This lad continuously steals poems and quotes from the Internet to woo her, so today I decided she would reply only in movie quotes. This is how it went:

Quote:

Goffery:
Oh thank you love,
I can breath fine again, that's cool I love the idea! But I travelled to Africa for some bussines deal, so baby are you still wanting the loan?
And Love I want you to know that I will never talk to your stepson ever again. Baby send me your mobile number so we can talk over phone, here is my Africa telephone for now: +234***, I will be coming to Texas by the first week of July, when I get to Texas you come over there and I will spoil you with treats and show how sorry I am.
I love you, You are my Juliet and I want to always be your Romeo.
Love you Angel.

Quote:

Bethany:
Hi Sweetie,
Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn. Romeo, thou art a villain!
A toast! A toast! A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old loan in business, you better have a family real quick. You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught. If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry!
Your Bethany XOXOXO

(Romeo & Juliet, It’s A Wonderful Life, Thelma & Louise, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas)

Quote:

Goffery:
Oh,
Good Morning,
Sweetie how are you today? Am missing you so much, could not wait to see your fine words touch my heart, baby am willing to start a good family with you, so are you still getting the loan?
Honey, Honey, Honey, this is what you are, please run from the bee, because they will think of you as there biggest next. You are so sweet.
I wait to hear from you

Quote:

Bethany:
You're just a bee charmer, Goffery. That's what you are, a bee charmer. What have you done to my beautiful self? I like you begging. Do it again.
XOXOXO
Bethany
PS I hate children.

(first two are from Fried Green Tomatoes; the rest are from Maleficent, including the PS)

Quote:

GOFFERY:
Oh honey, can't say you are armazing but I can tell you one thing! You are sent by God to make me happy.
I am sorry for just one thing and that's for making my mind a thinking tower for you bueatiful self.
Baby I want your answer regarding the loan, do you still need it? And you know the loan fee of $1540 has not been received.
Baby I love you.

Quote:

BETHANY:
Aw, now, just how bad is it? Are you here to take me on, or the fire? You know, there's a saying that goes "No matter how hot it gets up there during the day... If you're responsible for all this, I know how you must be feeling.
The reason should be obvious, especially to you. I don't like the way you talked to me.
How much time do we have? I know what I'm going to do. Get quietly drunk.
XOXOXO
Bethany

(every line from The Towering Inferno)

Quote:

GOFFERY:
Am sorry if talked to you bad, baby please.
And your words are confusing! Are you still getting the loan?
Baby please forgive me. And let's just start from where left our dirty past.
Please

Quote:

BETHANY:
Gee, I don't know. Maybe.
You aren't too smart, are you? (I like that in a man). I got a serious question for you: What the fuck are you doing? Sometimes the shit comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat. In about 45 minutes, I'm going to give up and go away.
Bethany
Xoxoxoxoxo

(every line from Body Heat)

This has worked so well I may switch to only Monty Python quotes. Laughing