B8er visits Oklahoma

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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:21 am

B8er could not be bear to be away from his Mom and sister anymore, so he made the trip to my part of the woods.

We welcomed him with open arms of course, 'cause we tolerate just about anyone.

The thing is...he went native. Big time. He drinks more beer than me now and I can't keep him out of my Copenhagen.

He's won two noodling contests and has sworn off shoes.

Last week, he came to me with a country rap/song. I do play the guitar, my hair is long and I can sing country, but I had to know if he could rap.

He damn sure could and with a southern accent that would make Hank Jr. proud!

In this video, that we threw together in just a couple of days, you will first see me with my guitar and then B8er walks through the door.

I'm proud to call him son now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIAhzRR_I14

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:29 am

It was nice of you to get your whole family togeter for the party - shame the raccoon had more teeth than all of them put together.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:30 am

Shush son. Get a beer and stay out of my dip.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:27 am

Damn, that was B8er causing a ruckus in the atmosphere at your location? I thought it was a tornado.

Tell us if you have a catfish encounter.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:21 am

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:07 pm

That's 1500 miles and 50 years from my neck of the woods....

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:01 pm

I hear the snipe huntin is pretty good down there.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:16 pm

^Meh...8 daily, 16 possession. I don't know of anyone that hunts them.

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:23 pm

Fryer wrote:

That's 1500 miles and 50 years from my neck of the woods....

Be a good idea to keep it that way as well

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:40 pm

Justcold wrote:

^Meh...8 daily, 16 possession. I don't know of anyone that hunts them.

According to Michael Martone, Dan Quayle does/did: Linky thingy...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:17 am

I thought it was only fair to invite JC to Europe, unfortunately he refused to cut the Mullet and we couldn't get those lederhosen off him one he put them on

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:46 am

Update: B8er has gone Colonel Kurtz in a big way.

He's drinking 'shine like it held the cure and writing some mean lyrics...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn_n7prX0pE

I'm riding with him ....he has grasped this redneck life.

I don't let him alone with the dogs though...

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 6:22 am

JC revealed to me that he's long held a desire to have a blow on an Alpine horn, so I introduced him to this gentleman

JC's first words were "nice horn".

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:38 pm

Down here in the country we have them too. But we put them on our trucks. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:09 pm

^I'm sure that will probably be his next project, but for now B8er is trying to milk a Billy goat.

B8er looks frustrated, but the goat seems happy.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:52 am