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Mattaz
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you

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Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:53 am |
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This little trick always gives me the giggles...
| Lad wrote: |
| I mean you should write me the money gram full information that you made with the 8 degit number now |
| I wrote: |
Deer Mrs Kai,
Wat informations yu want now? Te mntc number is: 65871276 en te sandersnome is Olesia Molvina. Du yo want now else informations? Wen yu delivir te AMT card? |
| Lad wrote: |
The number is inconrret check
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| I wrote: |
i hav use my address yu hav i alreedy giv yu. i hav use yur detals yu gav me maraim ademy. i hav send $500 lik yu tell me
sorry fir number not correct i hav shek and the 7 must be 4 pleas sent me amt card |
| Lad wrote: |
Which of the 7 the first or the scond one or should resend me the
number and the sender country now |
| I wrote: |
hI MRs Kai,
Me very very aplogies for rong nummer. Yu mus change firs 7 in 1 and contry is Unyted Kingdum pleas sned my amt card plees |
| Lad wrote: |
| You are a bastard some body idoit you not go free mark my world |
| I wrote: |
Hi,
I dono unnerstand. why yu tell bad words. was happening tere??? |
| Lad wrote: |
| Dont ask me what happen you this foolish idoit |
I did ask, but he won't say  |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru

Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan

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Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:11 am |
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My favorite eight-digit number to misspell is 33554432. I duplicate one of the last two digits and send the nine-digit number, then tell the lad I accidentally duplicated a digit but don't tell him which one. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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defalt
Master Baiter

Joined: 26 Apr 2015
Posts: 239

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Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:10 am |
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im currently doing one at the moment that i found in a help forum, 39355692, then you discover that you typed the wrong number and its actually 39356692, then when they get back to you, tell them it may have been 39365692, i told them im an elderly lady and now im all confused, my eye sight isnt that good and my handwriting is terrible, my 5 and 6s all look similar so now i dont know...
then you can realise you stuffed up the name of the reciever, mix up the lads name with the receivers name and say your too confused because your dealing with so many people, by now they should have thrown a massive hissy fit.. |
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i mean i have never been so embarrassed in whole life i advice you go to the western union office right a way to make complain. - j4cob eth4n
i better i strock you with death or cancer cos you never send any money you just insulted me
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you

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Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:10 pm |
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I thought he twigged so I wrote him a mail
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Mrs. Kath,
I am Richard, the son of Olesia. My mother asked me to help her out with this transaction. Please don't be mad at her because she suffers from dyscalculy and dyslexy. These are two disorders that make that she can't read or write very well and she is terrible with numbers.
I have checked the MTCN number and there are more mistakes in it.
The correct number is: 65814279
I hope this can be of any help. If you have more questions, feel free to ask.
Sincerely,
Richard |
So he went for the third time to MG
| Lad wrote: |
| God will punishe you and your family bastard idoit na moto go kill you this fool |
Without success
Let's try a forth time |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru

Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan

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Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:34 pm |
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I've used the WU slip generator with a blood stain and told the lad various numbers with the middle digits (which are the ones worst obscured by the stain) all sorts of garbage, while the first and last digits were correct. It'll take at least another week to download the two more months of emails, then I have to resize and fakemark the cretificate and bank draft, but here are some emails from the blood stain incident:
| 2015-01-16-mik-rod-1 wrote: |
Subject: TRY PLEASE TO SCAN THE WESTERN UNION SLIP TO ME ALL THE NUMBERS YOU ARE SENDING TO ME IS INVALID
TRY PLEASE TO SCAN THE WESTERN UNION SLIP TO ME ALL THE NUMBERS YOU ARE SENDING TO ME ARE INVALID MTCN
I AM WAITING
REV MIKE |
| 2015-01-16-rod-mik-1 wrote: |
Subject: Re: TRY PLEASE TO SCAN THE WESTERN UNION SLIP TO ME ALL THE NUMBERS YOU ARE SENDING TO ME IS INVALID
Here it is. |
| 2015-01-17-mik-rod-1 wrote: |
Subject: Rod the place the mtcn no is was covered up with red color so this is no way to see the complete 10digits
Rod the place the mtcn no is was covered up with red color so this is no way we can see the mtcn correct okay,so just proceed now the western union office and ask them to write out the mtcn to you that the red color covered up where the mtcn is ,i got the scan but i can not see all the mtcn in it i only saw 98 at end 55 i dont see the rest so only the western union can tell you the rigth mtcn this is the reason why all the mtcn you has been sending to me at not valid.
So go now to where you made this payment and ask to show them the slip and show them where the mtcn is that it was covered up with red color so there is no way you can see the mtcn okay.
I am very sorry for any covariance this may cause you please or ask them to change it and give you another mtcn so the activation can take place on Monday next week and the transfer will follow immediateltely.
Remain Bless
Rev Mike |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you

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Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:42 am |
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The lad refused to go to MG for a forth time so the MG clerck sent him a WIMP mail.
| Lad wrote: |
| Yeah i can take i trep to benin to pick all the money am lagos right now |
My first safari? |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru

Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205

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Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:09 am |
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| God will punishe you and your family bastard idoit |
An oldie-but-goodie for sure.
I just love to imagine the excitement as the lad takes a jaunt down to the WU/MG office excited to collect his funds, only to have his spirit crushed. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at the office when the lad gets told that the number is useless. |
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pete515
Elite Baiter

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1300

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Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:59 am |
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^^^^ It is just a shame we can't see the look of disappointment on their faces! What's even better is when the lad reports he was "very embarrassed" or, even better, insulted by the money transfer office staff. |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you

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Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:45 am |
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The lad is ready for a wimp and will go from Lagos to Benin (Cotonou or Porto-Novo?) It will take him 2 à 3 hours he told me so that's possible.
What is needed to have a confirmed safari?
Do I need a valid IP check on depart and arrival? I have given him a gmx account to work with. Normally this shows your IP but in this case it isn't. The lad shows up in Norway. I think he's using Opera as browser. Does this hide your IP? |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre

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Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:57 am |
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Hi Mattaz,
If you can't track an IP change, there are other ways. If he's using a Nigerian number, he'll need a new SIM card to use his phone to tell you he arrived. The country code change can confirm a safari. Also insist he take a photo of a well known landmark-selfie of course. You can speak to his taxi driver. Or if you're meeting in a hotel, the desk clerk. Or if he's traveling by bus, a phone pic of his tickets. |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you

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Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:11 am |
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| he'll need a new SIM card to use his phone... |
Is this always so?
If I go to another country I can use my phone and don't need to change my SIM card I think. (but I have to say that I'm a regular cellphone user so I can be wrong) |
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