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kishnabe
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Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Posts: 90

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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:08 pm |
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R@ndy T0m Soundboard,
The one they use for scammer Sunday and other safari to annoy other lads.
I've read Hell Safari...know it is not there.
Which bait does it come from? Can't find it on search using Kelvin or RT.
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Is there any other Gold Pith Helmet Safari:
So far read all of the ones in Eater Greatest Hits, and the links in Monsignor Siggy?
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Father Moleman
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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:12 pm |
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Juan and Capone's US safari is a golden one, I don't know the name to provide a link though sorry. |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:42 pm |
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There are two golden piths for Turd Boi, and the lingks can all be found here. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Joined: 10 Oct 2010
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Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:57 pm |
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the original RT came from a bait, where a lad pretended to be RT. that was the foundation of TMs RT-soundboard.
from there on, every time, a lad was particular funny or provided useful lines (not just insults, but regular conversation) that were added to the RT board.
that's why RT has so many different voices. there is just one thing I don't get: the lads don't realize that those are so different voices, different microphone settings and even different background noises. and when a soundfile ends, it's suddenly silent again, usually you would expect that the background noise doesn't stop. on the other hand: african mobile phone provider often use a very harsh compression, lowering the overall quality. |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:28 am |
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"the Great Jewel Heist Safari" was one golden one, off the top of my head.
Good old Ike. He was a gem of an idiot.  |
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Big Al
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Joined: 13 Dec 2011
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Location: Winter is Coming....

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Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:48 am |
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Um,...H3ctor & Cal3b in your Siggy line Slappy? ^^^^^^ |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Joined: 10 Oct 2010
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Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:16 am |
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one thing to add:
don't focus too much on golden pith safaries. yes, most of them are extraordinary. but for example the shorty bait had safaries, but was never been considered a gold pith safari. and yet, it's fascinating how much the little one did for his funds, and what he believed.
and there are lots of baits with shorter safaries (not gold pith worth) and yet they are wonderful baits. for example you can search for the bait, where scam patroller pretended to be george W bush and got several music videos from the lad (village people YMCA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5zZl-ojL_g )
and there was a bait back in 2008 or so, where a baiter sent two lads from nigeria to chad. in 2012, there was an update, that those two lads applied for chad citizenship, because they couldn't afford travelling back. again not gold pith worthy, but hilarious...
or the bait, where a couple of baiters managed to send a lad to singapore, who then travelled over to taiwan to meet a baiter, something that should not be done unless you really know how to deal the risk. the funny part: single entry visa get revoked when leaving the state.
and there is one, where a baiter managed to make a lad milking a bull. pictures are still available.
so there are a lot of classics out there. |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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kishnabe
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 17 Aug 2014
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Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:29 pm |
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Thanks, read the G.W Bush one before( I think remember all his family and friends making fun of him for believing Bush is communicating, and I think a lady got some NSFW pictures from him and sent it to all his contacts.)
Will be reading through the Turd Saga...halfway through Simba Safari to get the origin story. |
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699

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Sat Jun 13, 2015 6:00 pm |
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 30 Aug 2009
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Location: Thailand

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Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:08 pm |
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| where a couple of baiters managed to send a lad to singapore, who then travelled over to taiwan to meet a baiter |
Any link to this one? |
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Father Moleman
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Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:15 pm |
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^ I am also intrigued to read that one. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:48 pm |
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| where a couple of baiters managed to send a lad to singapore, who then travelled over to taiwan to meet a baiter |
Any link to this one? |
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113482&
have fun reading it. |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Big X
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Joined: 14 Nov 2012
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Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:32 pm |
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You need to read the Abeche safari. It produced a number of Eater memes and caused several members to join.
Here's the gist of it: A lad calling himself Adamu spent 100 days on safari in Abeche, Chad because he thought he would get money for joining the TWAT church. Read about it here: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133890 |
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Father Moleman
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Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:41 pm |
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^ Ah, Jojo was telling me about this one earlier, I wouldn't mind a golden pith but even Pastor Om4r isn't that special. |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:40 am |
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I can top that, me and Dharma had a lad stay for six months in Adre (165 km east of Abeche) because he broke his leg in a very nasty way. When he finally came home I had him send me photos and x-rays of his miracle. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:41 am |
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^^^^
the rushforth-bait is a perfect example for a wonderful safari which did not receive a golden pith.
by the way, how is he doing? |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Dr Mike
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Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:12 pm |
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He is still around. The Dane had him promise to safari to Burkina Faso half a year ago, but sadly enough he never went, perhaps he never had any intention to go. But he is alive at least, and presumably limping. |
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Father Moleman
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Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:21 pm |
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^ How did the taxi driver break his leg? Did he run his leg over? |
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Dr Mike
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Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:57 pm |
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Yes, that is exactly what he did. But not before he tried to shot the lad with a gun, at least according to poor Rushforth. I am unsure if there were any bullets fired, but he might have had a gun at least. Apparently the driver didn't enjoyed being denied his payment by our lad. Once it became clear that I wasn't there to pay him, he went all mad on my lad. And unfortunately my lad didn't heed my advice to stay at the police station. Instead he asked the driver to drive him back to Abeche. That was a poor error in judgement that he made there. |
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