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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:16 am

Just a silly chat from today. Ghanian "gold seller" looking for customers but instead he runs into an Al Qaeda arms dealer...

[6/9/15, 4:46:36 PM] AQ: hello….
[6/9/15, 4:48:35 PM] AQ: ?
[6/9/15, 4:54:12 PM] AQ: this is Abdul.
[6/9/15, 4:54:16 PM] AQ: who is this?
[6/9/15, 4:54:39 PM] David GoldLad: hello my friend
[6/9/15, 4:54:44 PM] David GoldLad: am David GoldLad
[6/9/15, 4:54:53 PM] AQ: I am Abdul
[6/9/15, 4:55:01 PM] David GoldLad: nice to meet you my friend
[6/9/15, 4:55:55 PM] AQ: thank you
[6/9/15, 4:55:59 PM] AQ: which group are you with?
[6/9/15, 4:56:06 PM] David GoldLad: I have been waiting to hear from you
[6/9/15, 4:56:12 PM] AQ: oh. ok. I am here now
[6/9/15, 4:56:17 PM] AQ: how can I help you?
[6/9/15, 4:56:18 PM] David GoldLad: well, i work with a private security company
[6/9/15, 4:56:22 PM] AQ: excellent.
[6/9/15, 4:56:26 PM] AQ: we work with some of those.
[6/9/15, 4:56:30 PM] David GoldLad: as the company director of security
[6/9/15, 4:56:30 PM] AQ: do you have my current list?
[6/9/15, 4:56:39 PM] AQ: perfect. one moment...
[6/9/15, 4:56:44 PM] David GoldLad: no i don't my friend
[6/9/15, 4:56:49 PM] David GoldLad: alright my friend
[6/9/15, 4:57:02 PM] AQ: here you go...
[6/9/15, 4:57:04 PM] AQ: Pasted a long weapons list courtesy of Mal
[6/9/15, 4:57:47 PM] David GoldLad: woa
[6/9/15, 4:57:52 PM] David GoldLad: amazing
[6/9/15, 4:58:13 PM] David GoldLad: maybe we can talk about that when the time is right my friend
[6/9/15, 4:58:16 PM] David GoldLad: but right now
[6/9/15, 4:58:27 PM] AQ: sure.
[6/9/15, 4:58:37 PM] David GoldLad: i do have a good proposal for you
[6/9/15, 4:58:43 PM] AQ: I ship throughout the middle east and africa
[6/9/15, 4:58:48 PM] David GoldLad: thank you my friend
[6/9/15, 4:58:52 PM] AQ: not at all
[6/9/15, 4:59:00 PM] AQ: when is your attack?
[6/9/15, 4:59:08 PM] AQ: or are you engaged in an ongoing conflict?
[6/9/15, 5:00:17 PM] David GoldLad: no no no my friend
[6/9/15, 5:00:21 PM] David GoldLad: am a gold dealer as well
[6/9/15, 5:00:41 PM] David GoldLad: so we do need some of does for protection
[6/9/15, 5:00:52 PM] AQ: ah. I see.
[6/9/15, 5:01:07 PM] David GoldLad: but we can always talk about does
[6/9/15, 5:01:11 PM] AQ: which jihadi groups do you work with then? If you are in gold, my guess is Al Shabaab?
[6/9/15, 5:01:24 PM] David GoldLad: and i do have friends from Nigeria who will be interested in buying from you
[6/9/15, 5:01:34 PM] David GoldLad: but i will have to talk to them first
[6/9/15, 5:01:38 PM] AQ: excellent
[6/9/15, 5:01:46 PM] AQ: I am a big supporter of your jihad there
[6/9/15, 5:01:56 PM] AQ: Shekau is a great leader. You are fortunate to have him.
[6/9/15, 5:02:19 PM] David GoldLad: Well am not a Nigerian my friend
[6/9/15, 5:02:28 PM] David GoldLad: but i do know about them and i have friends there
[6/9/15, 5:02:41 PM] David GoldLad: i havve never met him but i head he is a very hard one
[6/9/15, 5:02:44 PM] AQ: oh. ok. But you are a supporter of Boko Haram if you do work in that region, yes?
[6/9/15, 5:02:49 PM] David GoldLad: which i think is good
[6/9/15, 5:03:01 PM] David GoldLad: sometimes is okay to fight for what you believe in
[6/9/15, 5:03:07 PM] AQ: Yes, I have never met him either, as I am based in Yemen, but he is a great man.
[6/9/15, 5:03:19 PM] David GoldLad: okay
[6/9/15, 5:03:34 PM] David GoldLad: so, would you like to listing to my proposal
[6/9/15, 5:03:35 PM] AQ: so, if you are not working with boko haram, who is your jihadi group partner?
[6/9/15, 5:03:45 PM] AQ: Yes, I am interested. Just trying to learn more.
[6/9/15, 5:03:54 PM] David GoldLad: okay, well
[6/9/15, 5:04:07 PM] David GoldLad: we are trying to come up with some here in Ghana
[6/9/15, 5:04:09 PM] AQ: You know that Al Qaeda is not present in Nigeria, but we are in Mali. Where also there is gold.
[6/9/15, 5:04:19 PM] David GoldLad: we have people in talks with Boko Haram
[6/9/15, 5:04:23 PM] David GoldLad: like i said
[6/9/15, 5:04:28 PM] AQ: oh. i see.
[6/9/15, 5:04:28 PM] AQ: ok
[6/9/15, 5:04:28 PM] David GoldLad: when the time is right
[6/9/15, 5:04:39 PM] David GoldLad: we will contact you
[6/9/15, 5:04:46 PM] AQ: I have some contacts there, unless you are talking to their emissaries already?
[6/9/15, 5:05:05 PM] David GoldLad: we have people already in that
[6/9/15, 5:05:09 PM] AQ: ok
[6/9/15, 5:05:15 PM] AQ: so, how can i help?
[6/9/15, 5:05:15 PM] David GoldLad: good
[6/9/15, 5:05:25 PM] David GoldLad: well am trying to raise some kind of funds
[6/9/15, 5:05:36 PM] David GoldLad: in the company am working with
[6/9/15, 5:05:53 PM] David GoldLad: there is gold deposited a couple of years ago
[6/9/15, 5:05:57 PM] AQ: if you are working with boko haram, Islamic State should be providing you funds. Aren’t they??
[6/9/15, 5:06:05 PM] David GoldLad: which the depositor
[6/9/15, 5:06:07 PM] David GoldLad: yes
[6/9/15, 5:06:11 PM] David GoldLad: but like i said
[6/9/15, 5:06:25 PM] David GoldLad: we are trying to come up with something new my friend
[6/9/15, 5:06:38 PM] David GoldLad: can't let the cat out of the bag now
[6/9/15, 5:06:46 PM] AQ: I understand. It’s just that Islamic State has a lot of funding at the moment
[6/9/15, 5:06:50 PM] David GoldLad: but i appreciate your consigned
[6/9/15, 5:06:56 PM] AQ: so if you’re looking for money, now is a good time to approach them
[6/9/15, 5:06:59 PM] David GoldLad: yes i know my friend
[6/9/15, 5:07:05 PM] AQ: I can not help you with the main IS organization, however
[6/9/15, 5:07:09 PM] David GoldLad: but you have to show them that you are serious
[6/9/15, 5:07:17 PM] AQ: as we have a dispute with them in our Syria region.
[6/9/15, 5:07:25 PM] AQ: Yes, this is true
[6/9/15, 5:07:29 PM] AQ: they are a serious bunch
[6/9/15, 5:07:35 PM] David GoldLad: okay
[6/9/15, 5:07:46 PM] AQ: can I offer my opinion on something?
[6/9/15, 5:07:56 PM] David GoldLad: i think you should let me finish with my explainations okay
[6/9/15, 5:07:59 PM] David GoldLad: okay
[6/9/15, 5:08:01 PM] David GoldLad: go ahead
[6/9/15, 5:08:05 PM] AQ: If you are dealing in gold,
[6/9/15, 5:08:13 PM] AQ: my suggestion is that you not deal with Islamic State
[6/9/15, 5:08:27 PM] AQ: they are limited to Syria, Iraq, Nigeria and some of Libya
[6/9/15, 5:08:28 PM] David GoldLad: am doing it to raise money my friend
[6/9/15, 5:08:35 PM] David GoldLad: okay
[6/9/15, 5:08:38 PM] AQ: Contrast this, if you will, with Al Qaeda
[6/9/15, 5:08:49 PM] David GoldLad: we are currently looking to what we have in hand
[6/9/15, 5:09:13 PM] David GoldLad: no
[6/9/15, 5:09:13 PM] AQ: We are Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Yemen, Syria, Iraq, Mali, Somalia, Kenya, Libya… well. you get the idea
[6/9/15, 5:09:22 PM] David GoldLad: i just need your help on this my friend
[6/9/15, 5:09:26 PM] AQ: I am saying we are larger, more organized, and generally more pleasant.
[6/9/15, 5:09:30 PM] David GoldLad: yes i do
[6/9/15, 5:09:44 PM] AQ: excellent.
[6/9/15, 5:09:50 PM] AQ: So, I am with AQAP
[6/9/15, 5:10:12 PM] David GoldLad: okay
[6/9/15, 5:10:16 PM] David GoldLad: i understand now
[6/9/15, 5:10:19 PM] AQ: this is Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula but because of the nature of my work, that being weapons, I can deal globally.
[6/9/15, 5:10:21 PM] David GoldLad: nice to meet you my friend
[6/9/15, 5:10:29 PM] AQ: Nice to meet you as well.
[6/9/15, 5:10:32 PM] David GoldLad: okay i see
[6/9/15, 5:10:39 PM] AQ: It is always a pleasure to meet another man on the path to jihad
[6/9/15, 5:10:49 PM] David GoldLad: so will you help me get this gold out to enable us raise money
[6/9/15, 5:11:00 PM] AQ: I might be able to do this
[6/9/15, 5:11:11 PM] AQ: I will need to know a little more, if you are able to discuss it
[6/9/15, 5:12:06 PM] David GoldLad: okay my friend
[6/9/15, 5:12:08 PM] David GoldLad: thank you so much
[6/9/15, 5:12:12 PM] AQ: of course
[6/9/15, 5:12:21 PM] AQ: first, where is the gold now? physically I mean
[6/9/15, 5:12:51 PM] David GoldLad: the gold is located in Ghana
[6/9/15, 5:12:58 PM] David GoldLad: the depositor is death
[6/9/15, 5:13:22 PM] David GoldLad: and the company management board can not locate his next of kin
[6/9/15, 5:13:37 PM] AQ: ok. and you have routes secure to get the gold out of the country?
[6/9/15, 5:13:47 PM] David GoldLad: yes my friend
[6/9/15, 5:14:02 PM] David GoldLad: i work with the company as the director os security
[6/9/15, 5:14:07 PM] AQ: Is this stolen gold? (I do not care, I am simply trying to assess risk here)
[6/9/15, 5:14:14 PM] David GoldLad: so i was tasked to locate his next of kin
[6/9/15, 5:14:27 PM] David GoldLad: no it is not stolen
[6/9/15, 5:14:30 PM] AQ: ok.
[6/9/15, 5:14:37 PM] David GoldLad: it was depoisted with the company
[6/9/15, 5:14:42 PM] David GoldLad: for safe keeping
[6/9/15, 5:14:50 PM] AQ: well, if I work with you, I would like any proceeds to go to AQIM or Al Shabaab
[6/9/15, 5:14:57 PM] AQ: No offense to my brothers in Boko Haram.
[6/9/15, 5:15:15 PM] David GoldLad: okay my friend
[6/9/15, 5:15:41 PM] David GoldLad: how about we both do this personally my friend
[6/9/15, 5:15:44 PM] AQ: My reasoning here is that Boko Haram now as a friendly person in power at the presidency and also they’re getting money from islamic state
[6/9/15, 5:15:52 PM] David GoldLad: i wouldn't want the company to find out
[6/9/15, 5:16:10 PM] David GoldLad: okay i understand
[6/9/15, 5:16:54 PM] David GoldLad: i will introduce you to my company as the gold depositor next of kin
[6/9/15, 5:17:00 PM] David GoldLad: after it released
[6/9/15, 5:17:17 PM] David GoldLad: the gold will be ship your location in Yemen
[6/9/15, 5:17:29 PM] David GoldLad: i will then travel to meet with you
[6/9/15, 5:17:37 PM] David GoldLad: place the gold on sale
[6/9/15, 5:18:12 PM] David GoldLad: and you will get back what you may spend in the process of helping me get it out of the country my friend
[6/9/15, 5:18:20 PM] David GoldLad: i hope you do understand?
[6/9/15, 5:18:40 PM] AQ: Yes, but perhaps we should send the gold instead to Mali
[6/9/15, 5:18:55 PM] David GoldLad: well, where it goes my friend
[6/9/15, 5:19:03 PM] David GoldLad: i just need your understanding
[6/9/15, 5:19:13 PM] AQ: Can you travel to Mali? I will meet you there?
[6/9/15, 5:20:22 PM] David GoldLad: yes that wouldn't be a problem my friend
[6/9/15, 5:20:33 PM] David GoldLad: but am afraid the company may find out
[6/9/15, 5:20:45 PM] David GoldLad: because the depositor was from outside of Africa
[6/9/15, 5:20:55 PM] David GoldLad: which means we have to deal it in yemen
[6/9/15, 5:21:05 PM] AQ: But Mali is closer.
[6/9/15, 5:21:12 PM] AQ: And we have AQIM there.
[6/9/15, 5:21:33 PM] AQ: The issue with Yemen is, although I am happy to have the gold here, I need to think operationally.
[6/9/15, 5:21:41 PM] AQ: And we are swimming in money at the moment
[6/9/15, 5:21:50 PM] AQ: because of the bank robbery and taking over of the airport
[6/9/15, 5:22:05 PM] AQ: but our brothers in Mali could use some assistance
[6/9/15, 5:22:17 PM] David GoldLad: yes i understand your idea
[6/9/15, 5:22:29 PM] David GoldLad: but we need the company to get the gold out of Africa
[6/9/15, 5:22:34 PM] David GoldLad: if Mali is mentioned
[6/9/15, 5:22:42 PM] David GoldLad: they may suspect a play here
[6/9/15, 5:22:53 PM] David GoldLad: and that will mean the release process will stop
[6/9/15, 5:23:02 PM] David GoldLad: if we both can deal this on our own
[6/9/15, 5:23:12 PM] David GoldLad: there wouldn't be a problem my friend
[6/9/15, 5:23:34 PM] AQ: i see.
[6/9/15, 5:23:39 PM] AQ: well, how would it work exactly?
[6/9/15, 5:24:10 PM] David GoldLad: i will introduce you to the company
[6/9/15, 5:24:19 PM] David GoldLad: as the gold depositor beneficiary
[6/9/15, 5:24:47 PM] David GoldLad: to retrieve the gold from the company as th depositor is dead
[6/9/15, 5:25:13 PM] David GoldLad: you will request that they release the gold and have it shipped to your location
[6/9/15, 5:25:39 PM] David GoldLad: it a bit easy my friend
[6/9/15, 5:25:51 PM] AQ: how do they ship it?
[6/9/15, 5:25:51 PM] David GoldLad: if we both work hand in hand on this
[6/9/15, 5:25:59 PM] David GoldLad: well, it depends
[6/9/15, 5:26:04 PM] AQ: on?
[6/9/15, 5:26:17 PM] David GoldLad: sometimes it has to be you who makes the request on how you want the shipment done
[6/9/15, 5:26:33 PM] David GoldLad: by air or by water way
[6/9/15, 5:26:44 PM] AQ: what about the government there? You know Ghana is not very friendly to Al Qaeda
[6/9/15, 5:27:44 PM] David GoldLad: yes
[6/9/15, 5:27:54 PM] David GoldLad: it is a private security company
[6/9/15, 5:28:03 PM] David GoldLad: so the government will nto interfair
[6/9/15, 5:28:14 PM] David GoldLad: hold on please
[6/9/15, 5:28:23 PM] David GoldLad: i need to attend something
[6/9/15, 5:28:52 PM] AQ: ok

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:07 pm

Had another chat with the lad today. Most of it was unremarkable, but there was a bit where the lad hears all about my rapey, murderous uncle that was amusing...

[6/10/15, 10:58:07 AM] David GoldLad: i don't look a hard man
[6/10/15, 10:58:18 AM] David GoldLad: but on the inside i really am
[6/10/15, 10:58:23 AM] AQ: I understand perfectly
[6/10/15, 10:58:35 AM] David GoldLad: looks can sometimes give others the wrong feelings about you
[6/10/15, 10:58:39 AM] AQ: yes
[6/10/15, 10:58:41 AM] David GoldLad: thank you my friend
[6/10/15, 10:58:45 AM] AQ: my uncle, he is like this.
[6/10/15, 10:59:00 AM] AQ: He looks like a kindly old man, but he has personally slaughtered over a hundred men with his blade.
[6/10/15, 10:59:34 AM] David GoldLad: Wao! that is amazing
[6/10/15, 10:59:41 AM] AQ: yes, he is quite accomplished
[6/10/15, 10:59:48 AM] David GoldLad: yeah
[6/10/15, 11:00:17 AM] David GoldLad: a man who has been able to do that fighting for the course he believe in should feel accomplished
[6/10/15, 11:00:34 AM] AQ: Yes, I agree with you.
[6/10/15, 11:00:54 AM] AQ: He is still full of life also.
[6/10/15, 11:02:02 AM] AQ: Last year, some of our young brothers launched an inspired attack and during the course of it, captured some young girls. As tribute they gave one to my uncle. Well, the girl is quite young, but do you know, my uncle is still able to get her pregnant? Indeed he is ever young that one!
[6/10/15, 11:02:40 AM] David GoldLad: amazing
[6/10/15, 11:02:43 AM] David GoldLad: amazing
[6/10/15, 11:02:50 AM] David GoldLad: strong man he must be
[6/10/15, 11:02:52 AM] AQ: Yes. He will out live us all, inshallah.
[6/10/15, 11:03:01 AM] David GoldLad: very strong to be able to do that at that age
[6/10/15, 11:03:08 AM] AQ: Agreed my friend.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:04 pm

Padme wrote:

[6/9/15, 5:12:58 PM] David GoldLad: the depositor is death

I always wondered where death stashed his stuff...

More great stuff Pad!

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:11 pm

Hysterical. Your lad is both greedy and shitting his pants. Thumbs up

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