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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:09 pm |
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[14:33:14] joyce osei: how are you doingtoday
[14:33:21] Alf Wiedersehen: I am OK, you?
[14:33:29] joyce osei: fine
[14:33:43] Alf Wiedersehen: That's good
[14:34:14] joyce osei: my name is joyce i came form ghana am singer 30age
[14:34:50] joyce osei: what about you
[14:35:34] Alf Wiedersehen: I'm Alf from Germany and I am a male dancer in a go go bar
[14:36:13] joyce osei: okay
[14:36:38] Alf Wiedersehen: You're a good looking girl, can I ask you a really important question?
[14:37:04] joyce osei: yes
[14:38:18] Alf Wiedersehen: Great, so I want you to imagine, we're in bed having a good fuck and I'm on top thrusting away like a steam engine and you're wailing like a Banshee and just as you're about to climax, I pull out and urinate all over your breasts. Would you consider that a turn on?
[14:39:03] joyce osei: yes
[14:39:56] Alf Wiedersehen: I wish I was married to you then and not my wife. She still isn't talking to me a week later and the doctors say that unless I can find all the pieces they can't reattach my penis.
[14:41:35] joyce osei: okay
[14:41:54] joyce osei: did you marrie me or
[14:42:03] *** Call from joyce osei ***
[14:42:03] *** Call ended ***
[14:42:11] Alf Wiedersehen: What are you talking about?
[14:43:10] joyce osei: am talking did you marrie me
[14:43:54] Alf Wiedersehen: I don't think so, I'm sure I would have remembered marrying a hot bit of tail like you.
[14:44:22] joyce osei: ok
[14:44:34] joyce osei: call me okay
[14:45:53] Alf Wiedersehen: Sure Okay, but I thought your name was Joyce?
[14:46:10] joyce osei: yes my dear
[14:46:27] Alf Wiedersehen: So what do you do for fun, Okay?
[14:47:31] joyce osei: noting
[14:47:49] *** Call from joyce osei ***
[14:47:49] *** Call ended ***
[14:48:02] Alf Wiedersehen: What like taking notes you mean, Okay?
[14:48:52] joyce osei: am loking for honast man
[14:50:20] Alf Wiedersehen: Aren't we all, Okay.
Hey, Okay, is it true that pretty Ghanaian girls look for men on the Internet because Ghanaian men are all goat abusing losers?
[14:51:01] *** Call from joyce osei ***
[14:51:01] *** Call ended ***
[14:51:06] *** Call from joyce osei ***
[14:51:06] *** Call ended ***
[14:51:21] joyce osei: my dear pls can you call me now
[14:51:33] Alf Wiedersehen: Sure, Now
[14:51:43] joyce osei: now okay
[14:51:53] joyce osei: call me
[14:51:54] Alf Wiedersehen: You didn't answer my question, Now Okay
[14:52:16] joyce osei: okay
[14:52:23] joyce osei: call me
[14:54:00] joyce osei: deari want to seeyou so callme now before i answer you question
[14:56:28] Alf Wiedersehen: I can't call you you dumb bitch, if my wife finds out I'm chatting to hot girls on the Internet again, she'll kill me for sure.
[14:57:04] joyce osei: your age
[14:57:07] joyce osei: pls
[14:57:26] Alf Wiedersehen: 65
[14:58:11] joyce osei: lain
[14:58:19] joyce osei: is 56
[14:58:30] Alf Wiedersehen: What?
[14:58:40] joyce osei: is 56
[14:58:48] Alf Wiedersehen: What is 56?
[14:59:01] joyce osei: your age is 56
[14:59:26] Alf Wiedersehen: No, it is 65, I think that I know my own age.
[14:59:43] joyce osei: okay
[14:59:51] joyce osei: call me okay
[15:00:18] Alf Wiedersehen: You really are dumb aren't you. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
[15:00:52] joyce osei: fack
[15:00:56] joyce osei: you
[15:01:00] Alf Wiedersehen: What is a fack?
fack you mooo
[15:01:43] Alf Wiedersehen: No, I don't think that is any language known to man |
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Father Moleman
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:16 pm |
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Fuck me that's hilarous!  why did she want to call you so badly? |
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Scambaiter_Ballsich
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Joined: 17 Mar 2015
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:28 pm |
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Well that escalated quickly! |
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Capone
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:36 pm |
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Bovine obscenity? |
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defalt
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Joined: 26 Apr 2015
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Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:18 am |
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thank you so much, that was the best laugh in ages
i loved that |
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Padme
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Location: The Rebel Base
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Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:23 am |
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That's awesome. Love how the lad gets so frustrated at the end. |
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MorganleFay
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Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:54 am |
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Hahahaha - brilliant "I don't think that is any language known to man..." |
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