Not the First Lady... Massbait?

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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:38 am

Now here's what must be de-education at work (emphasis added).

Quote:

FROM DESK OF MRS.MICHELLE OBAMA.

Good Day to You,

I AM USA FIRST BITCH MRS.MICHELLE OBAMA AND AM WRITTEN TO INFORM YOU
ABOUT YOUR ATM CARD AND BANK CHECK DRAFT BROUGHT BY THE UNITED EMBASSY
FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF BENIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON DC WHICH
CONTAINS THE SUM OF THREE MILLIONS US DOLLARS CREDITED FROM THE BANK
OF AMERICA.THE DELIVERY OF YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN MANDATED TO BE POSTED
TO YOUR ADDRESS TOMORROW TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK TO ME WITH
YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBERS.

BEAR IN MIND THAT I HAVE TAKING MY TIME TO BE IN CHARGE OF YOUR FUNDS
AS INSTRUCTED BY MY HUSBAND TO ENSURE THAT YOU RECEIVED YOUR FUNDS
SUCCESSFULLY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO REDUCE THE ECONOMY AND I'M THE
ONLY ONE THAT HAS YOUR FUNDS IN REGARD TO MY HUSBAND MR BARACK OBAMA
AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY THE SUM OF $185.00 ONLY BEFORE YOUR ATM CARD
WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOU TOMORROW.THE REASON WHY THE FEE IS REQUIRED
IS TO HAVE YOUR FUNDS CLEARANCE PAPER FROM THE ORIGIN OF THE FUNDS TO
AVOID ANY HARASSMENT FROM THE AUTHORITY AND YOU ARE ALSO EXPECTED TO
BE ANNOUNCED AS WINNER OF THE SAID AMOUNT BY FRIDAY AS SOON AS YOUR
FUNDS IS DELIVERED TO YOU.

SO YOU ARE URGENT ADVISED TO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND
ALSO THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TODAY FOR IMMEDIATE EFFECT OF YOUR
DELIVERY.

MY DRIVING LICENCE ATTACHED FOR YOU TO VIEW. PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU
TO URGENT MAKE THE PAYMENT THIS MORNING VIA MONEY GRAM OR WESTERN
UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO THE ABOVE LISTED CASHIER INFORMATION AS
GIVEN.I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL TODAY WITH THE
PAYMENT TO ENABLE ME GET THE REQUIRED CLEARANCE PAPERS REQUIRED AT
WHITE HOUSE TO DELIVER YOUR FUNDS.

NOTE THAT THE FEE IS TO BE FORWARDED TO THE FUNDS ORIGIN AS
INSTRUCTED AND TRY TO MAKE THE PAYMENT THROUGH MONEY GRAM OR WESTERN
UNION. PLEASE
FIND THE PAYMENT DATA

BELLOW.ADDRESS......#105 IMF STREET COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC
RECEIVER NAME......BASIL NDUL
COUNTRY......BENIN REPUBLIC.
CITY......COTONOU
QUESTION..... WHO LONG?
ANSWER....... NOW
AMOUNT.....$65.00
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR RESPOND TO YOUR EMAIL WITH THE PAYMENT TODAY.

ADDRESS xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
REGARDS
MRS.MICHELLE OBAMA.

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:13 pm

Wow!! Impressive de-education by someone. That's awesome. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:51 am

That's extraordinary, a lad's whole script being wrecked by one word in the first sentence, looks to me like a baiter "dare-me challenge". Can we make that?

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:56 am

I just send a reply in Lolspeak.

Quote:

O HAI MAAM
GUD 2 HERE FRM U, REEL ONOR 4 SHOR, BUT I HAVE 2 ASK, IM NOT FRM AMERCA, IM AUSTRALIAN, DO I STIL GET TEH CHECK
C4MILLE WHITE

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