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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:44 am |
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Just got my contract through for my new job and as soon as I've emailed the nice lady at the travelling agency to get my visa, I'll be off to Canada.
I was a bit unsure about whether to take the job or not at first, but when I saw the state of the art laptop that they were supplying me with, I signed on the dotted line straight away.
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| Computer resources: Laptop Computer, 1.6 GHz Processor, 256 MB RAM, 24XCD-RW, 30GB Hard Drive, Floppy Drive, Integrated Network Adapter, Internal 56K Modem, Spare Battery and Necessary Software. |
I think this scammer has just invented a new motto for Canadian tourism.
"Canada, we're so 1990s" |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:47 am |
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Internal 56k modem... awesome  |
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Mr. Kruse
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 2725
Location: Playing reindeer games
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:48 am |
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So *that's* why some Canadians are so slow....  |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:20 am |
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I've been wondering where the world's floppy disks have been going. Thanks for clearing that up! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:34 am |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:16 am |
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^^^ As JC's sister-wife keeps telling him, "I've seen smaller" (I think she's probably lying though) |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:57 am |
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Has anyone even seen a floppy in the last few years? |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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My XP baiting computer still had one. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:50 pm |
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my PC still has one. but I never used it.
I have some zip100 disks somewhere too. |
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Avalar
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Sep 2013
Posts: 302
Location: 612 Wharf Avenue
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:39 pm |
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Personally, I wouldn't take the job unless it included a beeper.
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:11 pm |
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No RS-232 serial port? |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:13 pm |
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| Has anyone even seen a floppy in the last few years? |
Daily.... 
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| I'll be off to Canada. |
Surely you'll be visiting PF while you're there?! |
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