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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:27 pm

Arrived in my catcher this morning. This might be the most hilarious ASEM I've ever received.

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Dear brother,

I am Ahmed from Nigeria and a brother in our organisation here told me about you and I decided to write and know if you can help our organisation in this transaction.Well,we in this organisation are sponsoring the BOKO HARAM (lad spelled it comically wrong -changed in case they google) in Nigeria and we need to make transfer of huge amount out side this country for us to import ammunition for our brothers who are in the field of work.

So we this Organisation needs your help by transfering this fund into your account as the true beneficiary of the fund and when the fund get into your account then we will send a brother down there to get the fund and we will reward you hugely.Thank you and may Allah bless you while I await your urgent response.

Your brother,

Ahmed

I have to think this is the return of a lad I've baited before in a new character... but if it turns out to be a random ASEM, I'll post it the email address for everyone to enjoy.

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:31 pm

Maybe it's that one lad of yours who "really" joined BH.

Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:54 pm

^hahahah.... nah, I think that lad's still "missing" Wink

Meanwhile, trying to work out if this lad knows who my character is...

From me To lad..
Assalamualaikum wr. wb. if you are truly working in aid of Islamic State Nigeria... and if you truly know who I am... you must also know I will require proof of your involvement and your intentions.

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Reply..
Assalamualaikum brother,Yes you will get all the proof of the fund but we just wanted to be sure if you can handle it.We are transferring the sum of 10 Million US Dollars and I don't know if your account can accommodate such huge amount.

Not to worry...we'll get him off this script.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

Keep us updated I wonder how much off script you can get him, he seems promising.

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:12 pm

Sounds like an infidel to me.

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:23 am

Still semi on script

Also brother, please tell me how it is that you have come to learn my identity.

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Like I said a brother recommended you and if you can't do it I understand

I did not say that I can not do it. But you must understand that we have to be careful in these things. I do not wish to end up on any more watch lists than I already am. And while I have laundered plenty of money for jihadi causes, usually the person requesting such help provides me with a lot more information. If you want my help you will answer these questions,
1. which brother gave you my name?
2. what do you know about me?
3. what is your organization that sponsors Boko Haram?
4. are you operational or aspirational? meaning, have you already provided funds for jihad, or fought jihad, etc.?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I wonder if it is the one who submitted the 'non fingerprint' fingerprint card.

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:00 pm

Usman Bello is funding jihad!

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Alright below are the answer to your questions.
1,The brother that gave me your name is Usman bello from egypy
2,I know nothing about you but Usman Bello recommended you saying that my mission will be accomplish with you.
3,The Organisation that sponsors Boko Haram are group of people in the Government
4,I am Aspirational and yes i have provided fund for Jihad through usman bello

If the above answers your question correctly then send your details.

Send me information on the accounts you have used and the names. I do not know this usman bello fellow. And tell me more about who you are. You are Nigerian? What is your real name? What is your work? Where in Nigeria are you now? Can you travel without issue to Maiduguri?

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I am disappointed you can't handle this as Usman said.Thank you and may Allah bless you.

You have no cause to be disappointed brother. It is you who have failed. Why can you not answer my simple questions? Never have I worked with any mujahideen who do not give all of this information and more. You say you have substantial funds. Then why are you not more cautious? You say you work with our brothers in Islamic State Nigeria, but you will not tell me what state you are in or if you can travel to Maiduguri. If you truly have a heart for jihad, you will tell me these things.

So, you're in Maiduguri? Awesome...

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Your question is irrelevant cause going to maiduguri is not the issue here.I am in maiduguri as am talking to you but you are asking me irrelevant questions cause you don't know who is writing you but with time you will not.Their is no risk in what I am going to do cause I will take care of everything here myself ,all I need from you is just for you to receive the fund in your name but if you can't do it then bye.

You are in Maiduguri now? This is excellent. Shall I arrange for you to meet with my associate, Lawal? He is in your city also and has been with the jihad for many years. Also, brother, you claim that I do not know you and this is true. So tell me more about you so I can know you. Also, shall I have Lawal contact you directly?

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:42 am

It would appear that my lad wants to come on strong!

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I know Lawal and you claim you don't know me and still you are exposing names to me.Don't you know that if am not a brother,I can expose this name you have given me cause the government is after all the sponsor of buku haram.Well,you have been beating around the bush cause you have not giving me an answer since i contacted you.Can you handle this transaction or not and if you don't have anything to offer then stop writing me and stop involving alot of people in this.I wrote you for business and help and if you can't do it just say it that am not interested and stop been a coward.

Well! You want a jihad... I'll bring you some jihad... brother

You are the one who came to me. You need to stop being so rude and understand I am trying to help you. I will have Lawal email you.

^
Lawal will have plenty to say on this matter. Wink

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:53 pm

When in doubt... threaten the lad.

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ahmed wrote:
I don't think I need you any more cause i have found someone else.Have a good day.

Ayman wrote:
Talk to Lawal. He is in your city.

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ahmed wrote:
I said i don't need your service any more or you don't understand english

Ayman wrote:
Too late. You wanted to have contact with Boko Haram. Now you do. Or did you think this was a joke?

Meanwhile, Lawal in Boko Haram writes:
Salama alaikum. Kana jin harshen Hausa? English? Where u dey?

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