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Merv48
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2014
Posts: 262
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Fri May 29, 2015 5:37 pm |
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Marvin Hayes says he is an Englishman working as a lawyer in Benin. He has $5.3m to disburse - from a "dead engineer" with same surname as "me"; our recent correspondence (highlights) are :
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| Marvin Im not giong to call AFRICA from a phone box, just think of how many coins that would take, I can give you a number where you can call me but that would be at a friends house and we would need to fix a time. Kevin |
After some weeks of bullshit...
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Kevin
If you have decided not to go on with me to secure this money again just let me know, I don't understand why you should be ignoring my emails since yesterday. Is this how we are going to partner on this project?
Silence is not the best,tell me something,whatever.
Cordially,
Marvin |
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dear marvin, im sorry i didnt reply to your emails i had two fingers amputated last week so takes a long time to type and cant do capitols any more, i will ask my daughter to get in touch with you, kevin |
Usual "so sorry and praying for you" shit from lad. I replied:
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| thankyoi for sympathese, i had cancer of the hand and had my little finger and next to it cut off to save my hand and arm, see picture my dauter is called jemmimah puddleduck but we all call her jessie, she will contact you |
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  - a growing herd - mostly from John Smith - a great chap to practice CC Lad baiting on.
 - quite a few - some from John Smith some from Lord's Blessing Orphanage (etc)
and loads from the Autotrader scam - but I think that may be over by now.
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I am charged with seeking the rightful hair - Stanley Shawn (sic)
Please cut this crab - Barrister Martins Johnson
Not a grand father clock as that is of no use to the west africa office - Stanley Shawn (again) |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri May 29, 2015 7:43 pm |
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anyways if U wan a reel flak i can prolly convins oxy (the polish pig famrer's dauter - DUH!) 2 hep U out...
Trans: If you want a real flake, I'm pretty sure that I can convince Oxy (the Polish pig farmer's daughter) to help you out. |
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 Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
   Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3  Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
 
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 29, 2015 7:57 pm |
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OTOH IF U NED A REEL DITZ U RELY SHUD GET CAMMY 4 TEH JOB COS SHE WIRTEZ LOLCAT REEL GUD THO I DONT DO FONE CALZ SORY
(On the other hand if you need a real airhead you really should get Cammy for the job because she writes Lolcat really well, though I don't do phone calls.) |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5165
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat May 30, 2015 1:39 pm |
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If you need any phone calls made, I can be Anna Chlamydia for you. |
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 Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
 Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Merv48
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2014
Posts: 262
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Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:29 pm |
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Dear Mr Marvin Took dad to the doctor again he was crying about his fingers again, he is just silly about it - he thinks evrbody is just looking at him all the tim and sayin hes using same fingers to pick his nose as eat a cheese and piccle sandwich - dads not like that, never has been, people are stupid,
Any way dad has got some money from the horses an he thinks he cna get some money from his WWII war medels to the pay the bank fees, i have a friend who can talk on the phone (we carnt). Jessie |
BTW, I think Dad may eventually get his Victoria Cross valued at about £400,000 - he won it on D Day killing Adolf Hitler's brother (Heinrich) and has personal letters from Winston Churchill and the King, so very interesting to serious collectors. |
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- a growing herd - mostly from John Smith - a great chap to practice CC Lad baiting on.
- quite a few - some from John Smith some from Lord's Blessing Orphanage (etc)
and loads from the Autotrader scam - but I think that may be over by now.
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I am charged with seeking the rightful hair - Stanley Shawn (sic)
Please cut this crab - Barrister Martins Johnson
Not a grand father clock as that is of no use to the west africa office - Stanley Shawn (again) |
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Merv48
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2014
Posts: 262
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Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:50 pm |
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Dear Jessie, I got your mail. Tell your Dad to calm down, that he got 2 fingers cut off is not the end of the world,there are people who don't have their whole arm or 2 legs, life can be funny some times, but he should be happy that he is alive.
Please what bank fee are you talking about? Is the bank requesting some fee? Please explain to me , you know they don't communicate me anymore,they say your Dad is the real owner of the money now so its him they communicate so i rely on you for information about the transfer.
Reply or call me please. Cordially, Marvin |
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- a growing herd - mostly from John Smith - a great chap to practice CC Lad baiting on.
- quite a few - some from John Smith some from Lord's Blessing Orphanage (etc)
and loads from the Autotrader scam - but I think that may be over by now.
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I am charged with seeking the rightful hair - Stanley Shawn (sic)
Please cut this crab - Barrister Martins Johnson
Not a grand father clock as that is of no use to the west africa office - Stanley Shawn (again) |
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