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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 12:14 am

As says Drago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU

Once upon a time there was a Lad and a most awesome Baiter:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=238940

next victim Wrote:

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I'm sure I can pick him up with another character if he doesn't come back. Even if I have to go the female route and get after his male persona.

next victim let OP take it from here; with any luck you can see this because if I have my way this will be ‘Piles’ of Fun! I’ve left the light on okay?

Shall we meet GodSlime?

Yeah I know he is a real prize ain't he? But don't take my word for it:

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ARE YOU A SINCERE WOMAN LOOKING FOR A REAL GUY THAT ACTUALLY WANTS A RELATIONSHIP, DOES NOT DO THE BAR SCENE, ENJOYS THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE LIKE A HOME COOKED MEAL, GOING AND HELPING WITH THE GROCERY SHOPPING, TAKING THE CAR FOR TIRES AND OIL CHANGE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO, ENJOYS COOKING A MEAL WITH YOU OR FOR YOU, ENJOYS TAKING YOU TO CRAFT AND ANTIQUE SHOWS, OUT TO DINNER AND MUCH MORE BUT ALSO ENJOYS GOING CAMPING FISHING, MOUNTAIN BIKING AND WATCHING A GOOD MOVIE WITH A BOWL OF POPCORN. IS IT SELFISH TO ENJOY HOLDING HANDS WHILE DRIVING SOMEWHERE TOGETHER OR OUT WHILE WALKING OR SHOPPING? DO YOU ENJOY HAVING YOUR NECK OR BACK RUBBED, BEING HELD, A HUG WHEN YOU NEED IT MOST OR BEING TOLD HOW GREAT YOU LOOK OR HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE? WELL GUESS WHAT? SO DO I. WONDER WHAT I LOOK LIKE? I WILL LOVE TO EXCHANGE PIC WITH YOU. I'M 6'3", DARK HAIR, BLUE EYES, 35 YEARS OLD I GREW UP WORKING HARD TO BE AN APPRECIATIVE KID AT HEART.I'M TIRED OF THE PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT SOMETHING AND NOT WANTING TO GIVE IN RETURN. HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WHEN ITS ALL ABOUT "I" INSTEAD OF "WE"? A REAL RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT GIVING INSTEAD OF TAKING.IF YOU WANT A GUY THAT IS GOING TO LIE TO YOU AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, THEN YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND THAT HERE SO KEEP LOOKING. A STRONG CONFIDENT MAN WITH A TENDER SIDE TRUMPS A SO-CALLED BAD BOY EVERY TIME. WHAT PART OF BAD DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND IN BAD BOY? TOO MANY MAKE LIFE COMPLICATED. BASIC OLD FASHIONED RIGHT AND WRONG REALLY IS SIMPLE.WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR A FUTURE? WRITE BACK AND SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS. I'M LISTENING.

I'M IN THE CITY OF LAGOS

GODSLIME

Dang how could a Gal go wrong?

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Hey there,

You've got my attention. Tell me more cause am real interested!

Later Gator,

Candy

As Luck would have it the Laddies Man responded:

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hi my dearest Candy

how are you today?, thanks for your respond to my proposal you. babe i really want us to get to know each other very well, as for me, let me start by telling you my really name, my name is godslime am from anambra state of Nigeria and am in nigeria, am just a common trader here in port novo in benin Republic, am 40years of age. never marry before single man, am very simple man by nature. i hardly got angry to anyone am a not a bad guy the way others do. am a Christian, not just a christian but am born again in the lord so i need to know more about you okay if you permit to know more about you i will like to see more of pictures and i will send my own pictures to you.am really interested on you. have a look of my pics.if you have skpe we can chat from okay. i like you so much.

bye for now until i hear from you

yours in mind

He gets more betterer by the second doesn't he? Poor Candy is Smitten:

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Well GodSlime you are a looker that’s for sure. Wow my Big Man I like what I’m seeing so maybe we might just get along if you play your Cards right Honey (Wink). Well about me I’m 27 as of this year and I work for a Movie/Record Producer here in Atlanta United State. It’s a hectic life and I’ve never really had the chance to get to know anyone so that’s why you are a refreshing change.

If you like my picture then maybe we can talk some more okay?

After a while Crocodile,

Candy

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 10:09 am

He can't even keep his age straight. Which is it? 35 or 40?

ETA
I do so love a man who enjoys taking the car to buy new tires and getting the oil changed.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Me too, Bunny M. Lol

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 2:09 pm

OP, I truly miss NV's postings. Keep that sucker going, I will definitely follow this bait Cool

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 10:08 pm

GodSlime is quick to fall in love...mind you Am Love-able eh?

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my dear one

how are you doing over there?, i just received mail now. in fact you are really what i wanted in my life please i want us to go on with this relationship okay.

just permit me to say i love you and i really love you okay.can you call me with my number?. so that you can hear my voice as well.i can't wait to see you one day. here is my line. +DIALAMUGU

i just want to hear your voice okay.

i will be waiting to hear from you

yours love

Best Nip that phone business in the Bud right now:

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My GodSlime,

You use such wonderful words and are truly making me Blush. Mr. Man I do think we might just hit it off but don’t you think you are rushing things just a bit? Let’s get to know each other a bit better before we take any more steps okay Honey?

Now my Big strong man why don’t you tell me more about yourself and why you have fallen in love with me so quickly? A Girl needs to know these things before getting too serious. Sound fair Babe?

Peace, Love and Bananas all round,

Candy

PS - XOXO

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 3:22 pm

This Lad is giving me the Creeps:

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my lovely candy
lovely day to you okay, I love life and a little more love to share with that special lady (hope to find it soon) lol. and you know Life can be lonely without someone ... I am a person who is very real when it comes to life and its problems. "I am honest, kind caring, loving, good sense of humor, easy going, free thinker, trustworthy and respect the lives of other people ..... I am a man who lives life as it comes to me. And do not worry about tomorrow, because I will be here no matter what I do. best days of my life are yet to come ... I'm looking for someone who will love and care for me for a long time that the relationship could lead to marriage. Though I consider myself a romantic, I do not believe that life is a "great passion." In fact, it is more convenient companion.'am a really fun person who loves people, loves to laugh ...

I'm excited to see new places, meet new people and do new things. but do not and do not argue, life's too short, but I value friendship and intimacy. Adherence is one of the most important requisites in a relationship that is integrity and commitment. I like to go to dinner, movies, walks, and quiet times ... I love nature, enjoy learning, and have a deep respect and love for children. I am fascinated by the world and different cultures, and will use to learn more about them .... I love to laugh and I like being around people with a good sense of humor. I also appreciate people who are different, even bizarre. They are usually interesting ... I want to meet someone who is nice and fun to be with. that love takes time and I'm in a hurry. I have the rest of my life, that should be enough time .... A woman would have to be honest, honest, confident, kind and with a sense of humor. Needless to say, intelligent woman who is able to speak on various subjects without getting into passionate arguments all the time. very sensitive, understanding, understands, trustworthy, family, and supportive. It should be fun-loving and love to laugh ... I would like to know more about her life and family ..and everything ....

am for you forever. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART.

yours love

GODSLIME 1000 kisssssssssssssssses to you

Best respond in kind eh?

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My GodSlime,

That picture awakens things in my loins that haven’t been awakened literally for hours! Wow my Big dust Muffin if you were here right now I’d busy myself plucking all those pretty chest hairs and maybe weaving them into something nice for a Holiday centrepiece. You know Honey I love to laugh and live to laugh too and believe me I am laughing at you right now just dreaming about having you come to me here in the United State where we could hold each other in fits of Passion while discussing a variety of subjects in a non-argumentive manner. Absolutely Perfect are the only three or four words that come to my mind let me tell you my newest and most more better Lover Man!

By the Power of Greyskull,

Candy

PS – Big Smoochies on the Naughty Bits

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 4:47 pm

GodSlime took his Sweat time responding:

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hi my love
how was your day with you?, i received your mail today. my love i will like you to visit me here if you can, please i really want to meet you and get marry to you. i will like you to be the mother of my child okay. you will be happy with me.
i love you so much.
please call me with my number +DIALAMUGU.
i want us to talk okay.
i will be waiting for your call
yours love

Meet, Marry have his Babies. Sounds fair to me....

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Hey there GodSlime,

My day is just starting as I will go to a video shoot a bit later on but I need pretty myself up a bit first I suppose. It shouldn’t be a long day but sometimes these things drag on a bit if the other actors can’t quite be all that they can be if you know what I mean? Oh well Honey it is fun and it definitely pays the bills so who am I to complain? The whole thing makes me laugh actually because the film is called ‘Me Myself and the Big Johnson’ which is a bit of a Police Thriller with a Lawyer and lots of well you could say Romantic scenes I guess. Darling my Boss doesn’t allow me to bring a phone with me because it isn’t good for Business having it go off prematurely but if I finish up with the Big Johnson early enough maybe I’ll give you a Dingle okay?

Mr. Man you really want me to visit you after us chatting for only a few days? That is sooo sweat but I think I need to know you a bit more better before we take that step into that pasture don’t you think? Mind you I am not against the idea of even maybe you could come here to me in the United State as it is the land of opportunity and I bet I could help you get a good Position if you are catching my meaning? Plus the Money is so

From the Heart of my Bottom,

Candy

PS – I heard the Funniest joke the other day. Want to hear it? Sure you do because I know how you live to laugh don’t you? Anyhow Celine Dion walks into a Tavern and the Bar Tender says “Hey why the long face?” Doesn’t that just tickle your Cockles?

Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 9:44 pm

Godslime went the way of the Bison for a bit but finally showed up gaain last week:

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my love good evening to you and how was your day with you?. my love please i was not around since three days i went to see my mum in my village okay. honey am so sorry for keeping off. i try to check my mail but i can not do that due to my engagement in the village. honey please and please don't be angry with me okay, that's while i ask of your telephone number to reach you anytime i want. i really miss you. i just came back now from the village honey please i will see you online tomorrow okay. i love you
yours husband

Candy replied with a generic message that isn't worth posting here so I'll Fast Forward to today:

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hello my love how are you today?, hope everything is fine with you there?.i just came online now to know if you are here, and i saw your mail to me and i was very happy with here. my qeen i am thinking about you every day here. wonderling when are we going to see each other in this world. honey had it been that i have wind i would have fly to come and meet you anywhere you are. because i do look your picture everytime on my phone. telling my friends that i have getting my wife already and they do ask me when is she coming to see me here. i only tell them that i have the faith of seen you one day. sweetheart i really love with all my heart.just send my greeting to your friends over there for me. i beleive on a good day am going to have you on my two pam just to kiss you
and show you how much i love you.honey please have a wonderful day and nice time with you okay. but think that you have some one some where okay. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OKAY.

have my million kissesssssssss with you now. bye for now.
yours husband

Candy found the time in her busy schedule to write back on her way home:

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Hey tthere Godslime.

Aam typing this on the Train and its really bumping around here and pissing me on ! Yeah I thinks we can be Fuckmmmy Merlot spilled ttr as damn sorry it’s smootihbg out again I tihkn Sorry Honey okay? But bear wit me be casue I was thinking and after a few drinks I believe you are the Man for me and my womb being fruitful and multiplying yes? BUTcome here to Atlantaaa ?? shit hang on.. xT can you ???

Okay Darling that’s a bit better but I’ll keep this sshort because I’m close to home now my Lover Man! Please send me more sweat words??

Yours until the Medication wears off,

Candy

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 12:53 am

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i was not around since three days i went to see my mum in my village okay

Translation: "I was working another mugu who didn't give me the money I thought she would, so now I'm back."