I Can't Act 55!

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Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 2:18 am

So this is phase one of a Yahell Lad. Mostly formative stuff so far but tomorrow or whenever the Money shot will arrive then...well it might fun eh?

Quote:

TruckerJohn: Hey there
Mariam: how are you
TruckerJohn: Am great. How are you Darling?
Mariam: i am fine\
Mariam: do i know u
TruckerJohn: Well we was talking a while back I thought.
TruckerJohn: I'm John from Oklahoma.
Mariam: i am mariam from ghana
Mariam: and do you mind to chat with me
TruckerJohn: Not one bit no it sounds good it does.
Mariam: so tell me do you married nd have kids
TruckerJohn: Nah am sinlge and only has me a dog to keep mec ompany. How bout you?
Mariam: i am single with no kids nd never married
Mariam: i am a final year nurse student and u
TruckerJohn: Well I own me a Truck and drives most of the time but was thinking of settling down with the right Womerns I was!
Mariam: thats good nd did you find her yet
TruckerJohn: Aww i ain't really ever been with no Laddies cept maybe them Lot Lizards but they don't count I'm sposing.
You there?
Mariam: yes
Mariam: so tell me do you have pics that i can see u
TruckerJohn: Well let me takes me a looks okay?
TruckerJohn: I done shared one there for you little Lady I did.
Mariam: where
TruckerJohn: Well i done clicked somewhere here and it said I could share it with you it did!
Mariam: i cant see it
TruckerJohn: Aww that's not right. Well i can't see how to attarch nothing here so maybe sends me a pretty picture and I can reply then cause that might work. Wait maybe I gots it just a sec okay?
Mariam: i send you my pics
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Well okay then where is they?
Mariam: i am sure your busy
TruckerJohn: Well I was busy stalking you I was.
Mariam: ok
TruckerJohn: WOW you gots yerself a Mighty BIG PAIR of Salad FORKS you do! Them Bastards (scuse my Language) could feed the Eighth Army assuming you could keep them in line that is!
Mariam: can i see u
TruckerJohn: I done sent you my picture I did.
Mariam: no
Mariam: send again
Mariam: only one
TruckerJohn: You don't be liking me?
Mariam: how
TruckerJohn: Well I done sends you a picture I did!
Mariam: ok no problem
Mariam: so tell me how many woman do you chat on here
TruckerJohn: None really i is just looking for a Womern to settle down with I is.
Mariam: ohh ok
Mariam: so tell me can we make it or
TruckerJohn: I ain't getting you Little Laddy.
Mariam: thanks
TruckerJohn: You is Prettier than a Bag full of Hammer Pants you is!
Mariam: hahah your funny
TruckerJohn: Aww that's sweat.
Mariam: so tell me you mean you dont have kids
TruckerJohn: No I is single and ain't got no kids i knows of.
Mariam: sorr
Mariam: soory
TruckerJohn: Why you sore?
Mariam: yea 55 years old man dont have kids
TruckerJohn: Huh?
Mariam: yes
TruckerJohn: Am 37
Mariam: ohh ok
Mariam: i thought you said 55
TruckerJohn: No I never maybe you was talking with some other Feller?
Mariam: sory
TruckerJohn: Well you done saw my picture and yeah I can't act 55 but I am dang sure I don't look it for sure for sure.
Mariam: ok
Mariam: no problem
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Why you Buzzling me?
Mariam: your sillent with me thats why
Mariam: then sorry
TruckerJohn: Oh
TruckerJohn: Well is you looking for a man to be settling down with?
Mariam: yes and
Mariam: what about you
TruckerJohn: Well I is looking for a Womern not a Man.
Mariam: wo who is a man
TruckerJohn: I am but you was asking me if I was looking for a Man and I ain't even curious bout that sort of Back door shenanigans no I ain't!
Mariam: i mean a woman
TruckerJohn: Well I is looking for a womern I is!
Mariam: good
Mariam: do you have cam
TruckerJohn: Aww I don't darling
Mariam: ok
TruckerJohn: I thinks we is hitting it off I does but I needs to be hitting the Hay for the night I does
Mariam: you mean you have never chat with any one from ghana before
TruckerJohn: No I never but I'm sure we can be more better friend sooner rather than later I does.
Mariam: if you want and if you wish too
TruckerJohn: We can talks tomorrow okay?
Mariam: ok
Mariam: i hear you/
TruckerJohn: Good night Little Laddy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

Am Back Gentle Reader!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

@ Oscar p. I loves TruckerJohn, I does. Enough to warm the cockles of any woman's heart! Hahahaha

Great vid, too. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 4:09 pm

I lad trying to speak red neck. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself! Very Happy

So, if he likes the "laddys", does that mean he's gay?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18312

Quote:

I ain't getting you Little Laddy.

Love the little "typos".

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 11:00 pm

@Thursten3rd - One of my Proudest moments came from a Senegalese Lad who seemed to talk the talk:

Quote:

Mr. John,

Please, you can forward me the information you received from the banker feller to enable me know exactly what you need from my chamber. Meanwhile, I have no idea of the person you describe as banker feller, so let this not be childish play because I’m a very busy man. Thanks

Barrister Adam.

I'm pretty sure it was 'Bankerer Feller' but close enough....

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:39 pm

Demmit as soon as I was freed from the Bonds of Work all the Laddies came a Knockin':

Quote:

Mariam: hello
Mariam: how are you doing there and how is work today
TruckerJohn:Hey there.
Mariam: How are you
TruckerJohn:Am doing just fine thanks you for asking.
Mariam: welcome
Mariam: what happen i did not hear from you yesterday
TruckerJohn:Well I was home but was making me some Punch Bait so I could go Cat Fishing.
Mariam: ohh ok
Mariam: how is your day
TruckerJohn:It was a busy one Imust say especially with that Dot Feller bothering me this morning all about them scales but it sure is good to be home now yes it is.
Mariam: we thank God for that
Mariam: i just finish eaten and trying to say hi to you
TruckerJohn:whta you have for your Supper?
Mariam: rice and stew
TruckerJohn:I sure do likes me a feed of stew.
Mariam: lol
TruckerJohn:Specially with carrots and onions and plenty of gravy for dipping.
Mariam: yes baby do you ever done that
TruckerJohn:I ain't getting you little Laddy.
Mariam: ok
BUZZ!!!
Mariam: what are you doing
TruckerJohn:Just having me a beer and dreaming bout you is all.
Mariam: wowo
Mariam: so tell me how can we work about this
TruckerJohn:Well I ain't so sure but I is thinking that we is getting along just proper so it's a good start.
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Why you Buzzling me?
Mariam: you were not talking
TruckerJohn:I done answered you I did.
Mariam: i ask you how can we work about this
TruckerJohn:Yup you did at that and I said I wasn't sure but figured we was getting along just fine so maybe we could get to knows each other better I'm sposing.
Mariam: hello
TruckerJohn:Hey there.
Mariam: yes i am here
Mariam: but is like you make busy
TruckerJohn:Am here
Mariam: do you have cam that i can see you?
TruckerJohn:I don't have none on my Ladtop.
Mariam: ohh ok
Mariam: can you send me some pics
TruckerJohn:Well I can look sure enough I can. How bout you?
Mariam: yes i can
i am waitiing
TruckerJohn:Am looking
Mariam: ok
Mariam: you have send me this pics before?
TruckerJohn:Well that's all I gots.
Mariam: ok

I'd forgotten I had 'Previously Enjoyed' this Lad.Oh well maybe he has a Hankering for some Punch Bait:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Y3E9atvi4

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 3:09 pm

Quote:

Well I was home but was making me some Punch Bait so I could go Cat Fishing.

You can't have too much "Punch Bait" when yer fishing for cats!

Seriously, I don't know how you do it.