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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:05 am |
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One of my lads just sent me an email with the hilarious subject line of:
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| try your best to see that you will send the shipping fee charge by next week with out any more excuse because you have promise and fail so many times |
Thought #1: If this was the subject line, I hope y'all can imagine how long and rambling the rest of the email was...
Thought #2: You almost have to feel sorry for the lad's misplaced optimism in thinking that *this* will be the time that the stars stay in sync, the planets align, and things go well at the payment office. In a sad way, it reminds me of one of my favorite "Calvin & Hobbes" strips:
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2010/04/22 |
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George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
   Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3  Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
  
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:55 am |
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Just a couple from recent posts...
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| THEY SAID YOU HAVE DEAD |
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| OUR ALMIGHTY GOD HAS HEARD YOUR CRY!!!!!!!! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:00 pm |
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Excellent subject line. 
My first thought was to reply to him with a long response in the subject line (promising what he has asked for..) and then nothing in the body of the email. |
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"THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:39 pm |
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| because you have promise and fail so many times |
Great words. Well done, TheLoneHaranguer, on your so many times of failing! |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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Scambaiter_Ballsich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2015
Posts: 83
Location: Somewhere in the Scambaiting world!
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Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:42 pm |
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Not the best or funniest but he was thinking about me during the Easter period!
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| My Wishes To You This Easter, Happy Celebration Mr. Ballsich |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:04 pm |
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| Well done, TheLoneHaranguer, on your so many times of failing! |
Heh. Since we have had so many problems, it may be time that I successfully send my lad the payment. However, since I recently got chopped, I'm thinking that MG may insist on using the SPTS for the protection of the recipient...  |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 1999
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:44 pm |
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One of the best C&H serials ever. When the beanie arrived and it didn't actually fly...classic. |
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Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:36 am |
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After telling a lad that Senegal was one of the destinations where MG requires a certain secure web site for transfer number retrieval, this was the brief subject line I got..
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| LISTEM TELL THAT WOMAN THAT SHE IS TALKING BULLSHIT OK ORDER HER TO SCAN THE MONEY GRAM TRANSFER RECIPT AND GIVE TO YOU IN THAT RECIPT YOU WILL SEE THE 8 DIGIT NUMBERS THEN EMAIL ME THE 8 NUMBERS WITH SENDERS NAME OK VERY URGENT |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:10 am |
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^^^ Looks like we have a winner, folks! |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5165
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:28 pm |
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Goat Milk Lad, after a call from his arch nemesis, Bob Afett:
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| Dearest Rev David, pls Bob threatened me on phone |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
 Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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agnomen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2012
Posts: 2270
Location: Staring at my slice of ocean
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Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:42 pm |
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Received by sig lad almost 2 years ago.
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| Daisy is not a serious human |
ETA from another long dead bait.
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| MTCN IS HIDDEN WITH YOUR TAMPON |
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x21 from 1st bait and counting Apr 2012 - present 4 years months (includes 3 month hiatus due to boredom) "circling in one circle over one year now something must be going wrong”
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:53 pm |
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Subject line from dying widow after I went silent: I write with tear in my eye worry for your health and do you send the slip to my lawyer.
Contents of the message... The same. |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
 Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:08 pm |
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| No i did not received any massage from your wife |
My character's wife had sent emails to all lads the family was baiting at the time, saying that she had to visit a sick aunt. He asked Duck if he got the email. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri May 01, 2015 2:58 pm |
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I just had this email (from a different lad) sitting in my inbox this morning:
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| DO YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT OR WHAT, ARE YOU DEAD |
I think I'm going to reply with "YES"... |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Fri May 01, 2015 3:01 pm |
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Sounds familiar! One of mine today was
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| are you alive? why did you disappear? |
I will reply "NO". |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri May 01, 2015 3:51 pm |
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It's the "Night of the Baiting Dead"! |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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srichards
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Oct 2012
Posts: 994
Location: South of the Border
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Wed May 06, 2015 2:48 am |
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^I have been so tempted to do a zombie bait. Just to see if a lad would go with it.  |
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Sites Killed - x4 x2  x2
Bubba's BBQ Shak:
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"I AM TIRE OF ALL THIS! This is bullshit."
"This one is a fucking stress you are giving me here"
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Thu May 07, 2015 5:25 am |
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^^^ I would be hard pressed to think that even the greediest of lads would believe that a zombie rose from the grave and is interested in the lad's trunk box but who's to say? After all, one of my characters was fighting off zombie pigs with a shotgun and an axe and it didn't even faze my loan lad.
Give it a shot; at the very least, you should get some interesting responses from the lad. |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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huskywowzer
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2015
Posts: 204
Location: Where The Baiters Bait
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Fri May 08, 2015 3:04 am |
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Srichards,
I would gladly help you out on a zombie bait! Or we can at least toss ideas back and forth! That would make my day. I bet the responses would be hilarious!
Let me know if you're interested! I don't think anyone has ever tried a zombie bait before. |
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"SIR,I HAVE VIEW THAT THE WESTERN UNION SLIP YOU ATTACHED IS FORGED AND NO PAYMENT WAS MADE.THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATIONS AND CONGRATULATIONS." -JONAH OTUNLA
" i can't waste my time again over to you what hell are you talking about." Mr. William Betha
"You are making this whole thing difficult for our chemist" Bill Henderson
"make sure you make the payment as soon as possible for the Great Gugaga isn't that patient with new members." Illuminati Scammer
"I will be jailed for criminal activities, I am a knight in my church" - Clint
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri May 08, 2015 6:00 pm |
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"33"
This came from a "I'm dying please give my money to charity" lad. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Eressea
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
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Fri May 08, 2015 9:16 pm |
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| I would be hard pressed to think that even the greediest of lads would believe that a zombie rose from the grave and is interested in the lad's trunk box but who's to say? |
Wasn't it our pet The Vertically Challenged One who for some time corresponded with a character that sent e-mails from beyond the grave? Not as a zombie though, but as a spirit. |
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