I think my new girlfriend might be a bot

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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:47 am

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[10:29:17] Hannah Mcclendon:hey babe u around?
[10:30:34] Alf Wiedersehen: Do I know you?
[10:30:58] Hannah Mcclendon: i got ure name from the member directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[10:31:07] Hannah Mcclendon: 25/f here u?
[10:31:12] Alf Wiedersehen: You're not my ex-wife are you?
[10:31:26] Hannah Mcclendon: well whats up?
[10:31:40] Alf Wiedersehen: The price of gas and my blood pressure.
[10:32:06] Hannah Mcclendon: i'm just counting down the days until spring break at school, i'm still in college right now so i can't wait ya know
[10:33:09] Alf Wiedersehen: You must be real dumb then if you're 25 and in college
[10:33:21] Hannah Mcclendon: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[10:33:50] Alf Wiedersehen: Sure, why don't you get a baseball bat.

and hit yourself repeatedly on the head with it?
[10:34:21] Hannah Mcclendon: i was actually going to be getting to my "job" here shortly. my one friend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after summer break
[10:34:42] Alf Wiedersehen: You're going to be a prostitute?
[10:34:48] Hannah Mcclendon: Lol i thought she was out of her mind at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded nutty at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[10:35:05] Alf Wiedersehen: Do you do watersports?
[10:35:44] Hannah Mcclendon: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[10:36:18] Alf Wiedersehen: How do I know you're not a munter?
[10:36:46] Hannah Mcclendon: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its XXX and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.
[10:37:09] Hannah Mcclendon: then you just make ure own lil profile and u can cumm into my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[10:37:19] Alf Wiedersehen: No, I'm not interested in that crap. Would you like to play I-Spy?
[10:37:35] Hannah Mcclendon: ya u do need a c.c of some sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18
[10:37:50] Hannah Mcclendon: this is the "special" page for special ppl!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes
[10:37:53] Alf Wiedersehen: I-Spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'B'.
[10:38:21] Hannah Mcclendon: i really can't wait too its goin to be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[10:38:46] Alf Wiedersehen: No, you dumb bitch, that doesn't start with 'B' does it?
[10:39:07] Hannah Mcclendon: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
[10:39:29] Alf Wiedersehen: You're not even trying are you?

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:00 am

login quick or you'll miss the fun.

where are u babe

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:08 pm

LOL "Do you do watersports?"

That's when I lost the coffee. I gotta quit reading this at work.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:36 pm

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my one friend

She is one up on you goat boi.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:40 pm

Your mum and sisterwife don't count then?

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:09 pm

^^^ One of the best parts of being here is following the love affair between you two.... Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:28 pm

I must have met several bots in real life then, because "ignore completely what you say and talk about myself instead" strikes me as a fairly realistic depiction of many women I know. Or rather, have known. Confused

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:39 pm

You know, I think you might have run into JC's girlfriend. He's know to take what he can get, which essentially means bots. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:46 pm

^^^I don't think so, unless she was using a stolen photo, she had all her own teeth and wasn't carrying a banjo or catfish.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:53 pm

Hilarious chat!

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u do need a c.c of some sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:02 pm

It's coming together now. Dane is working his way through remedial elementary school and has taken to skype to make the odd Krone here and there.

Keep with him goat boi...he's been know to "hand" off the occasional happy ending. According to his Mom that is....

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:40 pm

Bots that do watersports sounds like a health and safety nightmare, what with the risk of short circuits and the like....

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:41 pm

Justcold wrote:

According to his Mom that is....

Yeah, she told you that last time you crawled before her feet.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:09 pm

^^^ I didn't realize this was really a manage-a-trois.... Shocked

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