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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:02 pm

I found a funny scam at the Surplus section and wanted to give it a try

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My name is Sofia from U.S.A i want to use this great opportunity to
share my testimony on how i became a full member of Illuminati through
a friend of mine. I told him to lead me into the court of illuminati
because he is a member, so he told me is not an easy task to be a
member of illuminati. But i was finally initiated into the illuminati
brotherhood and i was confirm in there church. After 3 weeks of my
membership of joining the Illuminati i got promoted in my office i
never know how to thank this church of Illuminati and today am rich
and famous as my friend. I just want to share my testimony to the
world that this is real and it has help me and work for me, so if you
want to become a member, email one of the senior agent via email
address ( xxxxxx luci [email protected]) She will tell you
how to join.

After the "I'm interested" I received next reply:

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HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER OF ILLUMINATI

(1) You must be able to keep the secret to your self.
(2) You must have strong belief of success.
(3) You must be above 18 years of age to make your own decision.
(4) You must be able to pay a joining fee of "250 US Dollars" (Strictly)
(5) You must be able to wear a Black T-Shirt and vest not less than 3 times a week.
(6) You must believe that money is power.
(7) You must believe that your name will sound in the list of celebrities and super-rich.
(8 ) You must be ready to visit the sea-water at midnight.
(9) You must be ready to respect, read and understand the prayer of Illuminati.
(10) You must be ready to make a Sacrifice to our Lord Lucifer.

We welcome you to our secret society as well as procedures to join the clique of power, fame & money. You can join from anywhere in the world.
If you agree with our Terms and that you have read our Data Policy.
Kindly type Agree.

Well that wasn't very clear to me...

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Dear Mrs Luci,

Thank you for your mail. I have some concerns and questions about the terms of the membership.

1) I can keep a secret. So far no problem.
2) I have a strong belief of success but I have to know where I am going to be successful at.
3) I am far above 18 so this isn't a problem either.
4) Money isn't an issue.
5) About the vestimental terms. Is this necessairy? I am more a colorful type. Black makes me a bit depressed.
6) Money is the only power I know and have!
7) How do I become a celebrity??? I have no skills whatsoever to become one. I do like to believe but you have to help with this.
8 ) Do I have to visite the sea water only once at midnight or everyday? Is this realy necessairy and why? I don't see any reason to do this, can you explain why.
9) Can you learn me the prayer of the illuminati first?
10) Lord Lucifer: do you mean the devil himself???? Do I meet him in person? What and how do I sacrifice?

Yours sincerely,

I didn't realy expected an answer but...

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1) I can keep a secret. So far no problem.................. Okay Good
2) I have a strong belief of success but I have to know where I am going to be successful at............ You are going to be successful in anything you wish to do in life
3) I am far above 18 so this isn't a problem either............Okay Good
4) Money isn't an issue............. Okay Good
5) About the vestimental terms. Is this necessairy???????????? Yes very necessary,,,,,,,,,,,, I am more a colorful type. Black makes me a bit depressed.............. It dose not matter.
6) Money is the only power I know and have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay Good
7) How do I become a celebrity??? I have no skills whatsoever to become one. I do like to believe but you have to help with this................ Yes we will seriously help you with that.
8 ) Do I have to visite the sea water only once at midnight or everyday???????? Only once at midnight in a month. Is this realy necessairy and why? Yes very necessary........... I don't see any reason to do this, can you explain why. The reason why you are to do so is to seek for power and some other wishes you want for yourself.
9) Can you learn me the prayer of the illuminati first? That is when you belong we can teach you that.
10) Lord Lucifer: do you mean the devil himself???? Yes....... Do I meet him in person???????? No......... What and how do I sacrifice????????? We will tell you what to sacrifice and also how to make the sacrifice.

Yours sincerely,
Jennifer Luci

Still not clear...

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Dear Mrs Luci,

Thank you very much for your reply. This means a lot to me. You definitely cleared up some issues here but I still have some importent questions.

5) You say it is very necessary to wear black clothes. Also you say it dose not matter. So I'm confused now. Can you please tell me what dose not matter? Dose it not matter what color I wear or that I'm depressed? I dont like to be depressed you know.

7) I like to believe that you are going to help me being a celebrity but how are you going to do that? ANd what kind of celebrity am I going to be. Can I choose? If it is the Justin Bieber stuff I have to say No Thanks!

8 ) Well I do not live near the sea so this could be a problem. I can not travel once in a month to the sea. Is once in a year oke? Is it importent which sea? You say I will look for power but money is power so do I look for money in the sea??? This is also very confusing!

10) Holy Smoke! The devil himself! Now you have to be a bit more specific on those sacrifices. You scared the shit out of me!

Kind regards,

These lads are nuts Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:01 pm

lol, and Brilliantly Illuminated Lad breaks the very first rule as part of the scam. lol

"HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER OF ILLUMINATI

(1) You must be able to keep the secret to your self" Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:17 pm

I got it.. it's posted here somewhere but my person was 'Stan'.

I was concerned about the sacrifice. He explained to me that the sacrifice was $500 of my own money to them !

Did a dollar chop Stan is still getting over and swears by Lord Lucifer that he didn't get my money !

Hilarious ! I told Stan I'd paid which he said he believed but I wasn't happy that, through no fault of my own, he hadn't got the money and I was being denied the Illuminati membership !!!!!

I think it's a scam myself ! Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

nice!