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brucie2704
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
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Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:22 pm |
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It's on.
Obtained an email address from the surplus forum, cast my line and got a reply back fairly quickly.
Usual opening with a dying woman apparently in Australia who wants 'hank' to help her move her fortune.
Obviously as it's my first bait I won't try anything clever for a while. I've been assigned a mentor but they are yet to contact me so I've set off on my own with this one, I won't bore you with the lads initial emails, but I will copy and paste the latest reply from hank just to get you guys opinion on whether I've done ok......
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Hi malauren,
Wow, what an incredible opportunity you have presented to me.
I will, of course, give it serious consideration. I have a few prior engagements to attend to in the next couple of days, so my apologies in advance if I am unable to reply promptly.
I notice you have asked for strict confidentiality on this matter, this is something I can completely respect. However, I am a published writer and so any financial offers I am made, be they for my work, or otherwise, I always seek advice from my agent, a Mr. Charles Runkle. Charles is a very good friend of mine as well as my agent, so I feel it essential to run this by him with your permission.
I hope you agree to this, because if I agree to help you, Charles will be taking care of the financial side of things for me.
Thanks for your time, and God bless.
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The Reverand
Show Me The Goodies

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Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:04 am |
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Keep us up dated , my first bait was very exciting i got a piggy and a DIY form filled in
Love the opening reply to get a second character in early i will pince that idea !
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brucie2704
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
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Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:38 pm |
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More early developments
LAD
Hello Dear,
Thanks for your mail, I am very glad that you are willing to work with me. You are free to involve your friend only if you are very sure he can be trusted with huge amount of money.
You have my express permission to discuss the matter with your friend and reply as soon as you can.
thanks and remain blessed.
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brucie2704
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
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Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:41 pm |
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Hi,
Thank you for letting me discuss this with Charles. He is a good man and I have known him for many years, he can be trusted completely.
I will, of course, make it very clear to him that nobody else is informed of this offer.
He is out of town on business currently, so I envisage it will be Wednesday evening when I can sit down with him to discuss the matter.
I will be in touch as soon as that meeting has concluded.
Speak soon and God bless
Hank
It's time to slowly introduce Runkle, the agent and good friend who can be completely trusted......
I see potential for a dollar chop here a little further down the line.
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter

Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits

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Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:35 pm |
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You're off to a good start. You are hear bye advice to get a mentor. I haven't, yet. But I hear it's great fun, not to mention educational. |
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brucie2704
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
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Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:37 pm |
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I have a mentor.
They will be used when necessary |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter

Joined: 21 Dec 2014
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Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:43 pm |
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Excellent!  |
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brucie2704
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:25 am |
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nothing new to report on the bait as hank has not yet sat down for his chat with charlie.
charlie, however, now has a nice little website to make him seem legit.
www.runkleagencyworldwide.webs.com
fail to prepare, prepare to fail, and all that caper.
EDIT:
Aww shucks, hank has just been informed by charlie that he has been delayed on his business trip and cant make the wednesday dinner. its gonna have to be lunch on thursday instead. what a shame to have another days delay....
best email my dying widow........
Hello my dear,
My apologies, but Charles has been delayed on his business trip. He will not be back in time to meet up with me as planned, so we will instead be having lunch on thursday to discuss the matter.
Charles also sends his apologies, he has ensured me he has cleared his schedule to make up for not being here on wednesday as originally planned.
Apologies again for the delay, im 95% sure i will agree to help you so stay rested and worry free, and i will be in touch again after the lunch to confirm.
God bless, you are in my thoughts,
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brucie2704
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:06 am |
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Hanky panky has met with charlie. charlie, he say yes.
so hank fired off an email saying as much, and also slipped in that charlie is a greedy bugger, a little stage setting for later down the line when he shafts hank and chops the dollar.
ive also acquired a loan lad, who is willing to lend me money even though im "unemployed", and a third lad who im not quite sure what he wants yet, i got a long rambling email that i couldnt make out exactly what he was trying to peddle. |
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brucie2704
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Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:50 pm |
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It's over
My own fault.
Was going very nicely, but then a few minutes ago I may have inadvertently compromised my real email address via Google mail.
There is no record of it being sent from my real email, but I'm still not 100% sure and that's enough for me to pull the plug on this one |
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 30 Aug 2009
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Location: Thailand

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Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:18 pm |
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Good idea to drop him.Plenty off others are waiting for you.You lost nothing. Copy paste your scripts and send to other lad(s).Even the best make mistakes.Don't worrie your bait is to fresh to piss him off.Drop him and not answer any mails eventualy he will stop contacting you.
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brucie2704
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Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:59 pm |
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^^^^
That's the idea, I figured the same that it's too new for him to be that bothered so I just sent an email from the fake account saying the confidentiality of the deal had been broken, and so I no longer wish to continue with it. And, as you have suggested, I will just ignore all future emails from him.
Got a few sat in my fake inbox, I've selected a love lad for my next one. |
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Padme
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Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:47 am |
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Gmail can be nasty about linking addresses etc. If you're worried, yahoo and outlook.com are alternatives. Both hide your IP. You could also use a different browser for your gmail. Did you get connected with your mentor ok? |
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brucie2704
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Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:56 am |
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Yes I did, he has already been a help.
Thanks for the tip I'll not use Gmail again |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter

Joined: 06 Oct 2014
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Location: Westeros

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Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:22 am |
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| I see potential for a dollar chop here a little further down the line. |
Well Charlie does have a wife with a coke habit to support.
ETA: I've never had a problem with gmail, but I use my phone for everything. I use Gmail app for rl, and gmail in browser for baiting. |
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brucie2704
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Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:34 am |
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ok so been a couple of weeks since i posted,
after cocking up my first bait, i sent replies to a few others, and for some reason the lads stopped replying to my emails after the second or 3rd when i started asking questions, maybe they were wise to it.
had a "murder agent" try his hand, and i couldnt be bothered so spent 2 days verbally abusing him, and now send him an email every couple of days continuing the abuse, just for the fun of it.
i do, however, have another bait on the go thats a couple of weeks in now, similar to my first one in context and content, but im not involving any "agents" in this one, it is now at the point where they have asked me for the first payment. |
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