Loan to repair landspeeder

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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:24 pm

Do they ever comprehend what they are reading?

I need 850,000.00 us dollars to repair the warp drive coil on my land speeder. I have some property on the island of Atlantis to use as collateral. I really want to get my land speeder running again for this spring race season.
Here is a picture of me and my speeder, which is number four one nine EEDER on the interplanetary race circuit. ( image of Luke Skywalker and his landspeeder here, cannot get it to paste))
Just send me the terms of the loan and we can move quickly, as the warp coil must be shipped from Vulcan.

From loan lad-
Dear Customer,

You are welcome to the Oxygen Loan Agency. We receive your email and the content of the email generally comprehended by this loan agency and we are ready to lend you the loan amount of $850,000.00 USD that you requested from this loan agency.

You are advise to fill and send back the below information proper documentation of your loan agreement letter and loan terms and condition:

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:31 pm

I don't think they care, they just see someone needs money and land on it like a fly on a fresh turd

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:32 pm

I think they don't even read your message and if they do they don't give a sh*t as long as you show them the money.
On the other hand maybe they believe that such things are real on the other side of the planet...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:43 am

Ditto what folks said above, but please continue. Love a good Star Wars bait. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:32 pm

I got the Oxygen email as well. I will reply now with something outlandish as well. They deserve some of their time wasting......

If I can get the spelling right Queen Amadalah may want some cash... Let's say £2million to help Han with that Falcon of his!!

Any more for any more???? Could be fun!! Mass Star Wars themed bait!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:33 pm

Make sure the falcon is in yarak!

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:59 am

The bait has been cast----
Standard questions, wacked out answers--
(mods edit as needed)

Burney Madeoff
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington
D C
USA
Why do you to know my gender?
Why do you want to know my marital status?
Why do you want to know my age?
I make over $8,000.00 dollars a month
racer
No telephone. only use computer as I cannot hear well due to a warp drive explosion years ago.
850,000.00 dollars
3years
I need to repair my landspeeder
Yes I speak english, but I cannot hear well due to a warp drive expolsion.
Sent: Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 10:26 AM
From: "OXYGEN LOAN AGENCY" <oxygen loan ag eency @ gmail. com>
To: "Burney Madeoff" <edited your baiting address-Capone>
Subject: OXYGEN LOAN AGENCY

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:40 am

Queen Amaydallah (purposely wrongly spelled) received this after applying for her loan.

* Name Of Applicant: Queen Amaydallah
* Address Of Applicant: High Estate, Naboo
* City: Naboo
* State: Alderaan
* Country: Felucia
* Gender: female
* Marital Status: widow
* Age: 39
* Monthly Income Rate: $ 56000
* Occupation: Monarch
* Tel:/ Mobile:
* Mobile:
* Amount Requested: $28 million
* Loan Duration: 20 years
* Purpose for the loan: Millenium Falcon Rebuild. Major Yacht Repairs
* Do you speak English: Perfectly
* Email: removed

Quote:

Credit card Holders Name:..................................
Credit Card Number:...........................................
Credit Card Issue bank:.....................................
Credit Card bank Phone Number:.........................
Credit card Limit:..................................................
Billing address 1.....................................................
Billing address 2...................................................
Name on Credit Card Card Issuing bank address:..
Cash Advance Limit:...............................................
Date Of Birth........................................................
Card Expiring Date...............................

..........
CVV................................................

Dangerous!!!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:46 am

To Queen Amaydallah ( I misspelled it in case they Googled ! What a stupid thought that was ! )

Quote:

In accordance with united nations and international degree of the year 2000 which was amended September 2005. The Insurance fee for your loan amount of $28,000,000.00 USD (Twenty Eight Million United States Dollars Only) is $3,610.00 USD (Three Thousand Six Hundred And Ten United States Dollars Only), which both you and we the loan agency (Oxygen Loan Agency) will have to pay 50% each.

That means you are required to pay the sum $1,805.00 USD (One Thousand Eight Hundred And Five United States Dollars Only) while the Oxygen Loan Agency will also pay the sum of $1,805.00 USD (One Thousand Eight Hundred And Five United States Dollars Only) as insurance fee for your loan amount. The Loan has to be insured before the Bank can proceed with the release of your loan amount to you.

After much tooing and froing.... produced

Quote:

Account Name: Oboh Osemoahu Lucky
Account Number: 6xxxxxx
Bank Name: Fidelity Bank
Branch: Ekpoma Branch
City: Benin City
State: Edo State
Country: Nigeria
Swift Code: FIDTNGLA

Han is going to be so pleased with me....we can go on holiday now in the Millenium Falcon.

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 905

^^Did he scan you a copy of the payment slip to prove that he paid his side?

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:12 pm

Thank You Username... never thought of that....
That is now my next email...

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:21 pm

They are so quick and no such thing as a script?

Quote:

You are assured that our own part is already approved by the board of directors and will be handed over to the insurance company along side with your own part of the insurance fee and the both receipts will be insured. Our transactions are legal, legitimate and professional because we want to render the best of services to the general public who needs loan.
We expect your payment response.

Amaydallah isn't happy and has told them.

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:33 pm

Oh I like these.... he's on the ball !

Quote:

Welcome to the Oxygen Loan Agency. I receive your email and I understands all that you are saying but you need to understands that I am not one sided. I am a reverend and a leader of congregation and I can never lie to anyone. You are assured that you must receive your loan amount immediately this insurance fee is received from you.

I know that it's easter holiday break and it's also a holiday here which affects all manual transaction but do not affects online transaction. You are advise to send the insurance fee on Monday so that your loan amount can be insured and release to you without any complication from any authority.

Please think properly and wisely about the content of this email and act

Ok... so, he's quite switched on. He has given me until Monday so I have a Sunday thinking time. Secpic and Spts are WU.. and not sure he would go for it.

At least I know my $28 million will be coming to me by next week !
I have a dollar chop script about a tracer on a Bank Account that gets the money before it gets to him which ends:
U LOOSE AGAIN. NA POVERTY GO BI UR PORTION ALWAYS,HUNGRY CHURCH RAT LIKE U.

so may go with the full script of that.

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