The Lad that keeps coming back: on and off over 2yrs

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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:26 am

This bait was an attempt to resurrect Shiver's Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast. Ideas are definitely re-usable around here. I have attempted on many lads and none of them really went through with it. I had one lad photoshop a picture with the required markings and of course, he never became a member.

Anyway, we have to start with, two characters:

Father Arthur Bigglesworth (the financial guru of the church)

and the lad

Miss Agatha Edmornd (dying lad that has money, bla, bla, bla)

Miss Agatha Edmornd in a Yahoo calendar invitation wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd
Subject: From Miss Agatha And Brother.
Body:

When:
Friday, February 22, 2013
6:00p - 7:00p (GMT+00:00)
From:
<snipped>@yahoo.com
Message:
From Miss Agatha And Brother.
Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire West Africa

Dearest One in the Lord,

I am delighted to write to you. I am sorry if this mail may come to you as a surprise, I just felt like empting myself to you, to confide in you,i got your email contacts here in asylum camp where i currently reside for refug On my going through a magazine, i decided to contact you with fait for his help.

My sources of your contact gave me the courage and confidence to contact you. It's my pleasure, and I hope to use this opportunity to explain myself to you as i am faced with total frustration and hardship. My Ernest prayer is that you find this mail in good health and blessings .

I am Miss Agatha, Before the death of my father in a hospital here in Cote D'ivoire, he secretly called me and told me that he has the sum of (USD $58 Million Dollars )FIFTY EiGHT MILLION U.S DOLLARS) which he deposited with the finance house here in Cote D' Ivoire on behalf of his foreign business partner abroad.

Now, I am seriously Sick and my doctor said i have only six months before i will die, I have decided to donate this whole money to any individual or church organisation since my only brother is still your and do not know anything in business world. I have only about a few months to live and I want you to Distribute this fund $58,000,000(united states dollars) to charities Homes.

Please if you can handle this project as i have directed get back to me through my private email address so that i will update you on what you have to do so that the fund will reach into your bank account without anydelay.

He also made me to understand that it was because of this money he was poisoned by his business associates while on a business trip with them and he instructed me to look for a foreign partner who will help me transfer this money out of this Cote D'ivoire and invest it for me,

my purpose of contacting you is for you to help transfer this money to your country before this people who killed my father will kill me too.

I can assure you there is no risk involved, the money is an inheritance from my late father. If you are willing to asist me when repling back include your Private Tel/Fax, Your House Address, Marital Status, Occupation, Sex,Age, As soon as i hear from you, I will give you the contact of the Establishment immediately.

Please get back to me through this my private yahoo address <snipped>@yahoo.com/+225.67.57.17.97
Thanks and may the lord Almighty, be and bless you, as i
wait to hear from you.
Miss Agatha And Brother.

RSVP Now!

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth 22 February 2013 at 23:28
Subject: Re: Invitation: From Miss Agatha And Brother.
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Sirs,

My thanks for your very interesting email below.

I would dearly love to help you, however, my ministry forbids me from entering any business deal or arrangement with partners who are not part of our faith/Order. I am sorry but there is nothing more I can do for you.

If you ever decide to join our faith then of course I could help you both with my experience and generous financial support.

I wish you well in your endeavour my brother.

Blessings,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd
Subject: From Miss Agatha And Brother.
Body:
When:
Monday, February 25, 2013
9:00a - 10:00a (GMT+00:00)
From:
<snipped>@yahoo.com
Message:
From Miss Agatha And Brother.
Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire West Africa

Dearest One in the Lord,

I am delighted to write to you. I am sorry if this mail may come to you as a surprise, I just felt like empting myself to you, to confide in you,i got your email contacts here in asylum camp where i currently reside for refug On my going through a magazine, i decided to contact you with fait for his help.

My sources of your contact gave me the courage and confidence to contact you. It's my pleasure, and I hope to use this opportunity to explain myself to you as i am faced with total frustration and hardship. My Ernest prayer is that you find this mail in good health and blessings .

I am Miss Agatha, Before the death of my father in a hospital here in Cote D'ivoire, he secretly called me and told me that he has the sum of (USD $58 Million Dollars )FIFTY EiGHT MILLION U.S DOLLARS) which he deposited with the finance house here in Cote D' Ivoire on behalf of his foreign business partner abroad.

Now, I am seriously Sick and my doctor said i have only six months before i will die, I have decided to donate this whole money to any individual or church organisation since my only brother is still your and do not know anything in business world. I have only about a few months to live and I want you to Distribute this fund $58,000,000(united states dollars) to charities Homes.

Please if you can handle this project as i have directed get back to me through my private email address so that i will update you on what you have to do so that the fund will reach into your bank account without anydelay.

He also made me to understand that it was because of this money he was poisoned by his business associates while on a business trip with them and he instructed me to look for a foreign partner who will help me transfer this money out of this Cote D'ivoire and invest it for me,

my purpose of contacting you is for you to help transfer this money to your country before this people who killed my father will kill me too.

I can assure you there is no risk involved, the money is an inheritance from my late father. If you are willing to asist me when repling back include your Private Tel/Fax, Your House Address, Marital Status, Occupation, Sex,Age, As soon as i hear from you, I will give you the contact of the Establishment immediately.

Please get back to me through this my private yahoo address <snipped>@yahoo.com/+225.67.57.17.97
Thanks and may the lord Almighty, be and bless you, as i
wait to hear from you.
Miss Agatha And Brother.

RSVP Now!

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd 25 February 2013 at 02:35
Subject: From Miss Agatha And Brother.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

I am here in other to thank you very much for your urgent response toward's my last message to you i pray that God will bless you for that,but before i will move ahead with what i have for you let me first of all ask you how are you and also how is your family and your work i hope that all is well with you if so i thank God so much for that.

Please rigth now i did not have much to tell you but i will like to go directly to the point requarding to my condition here in this country and all what i need from you is nothing but trust and belive so that we can join head's togther and work thing's out so that i will come over and join you in your country.

Finally if you know that you are here willing and ready to help me i want you to kindly get back to me with this my private yahoo id <snipped>@yahoo.com,+225.67.57.17.97.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.

Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth 25 February 2013 at 09:29
Subject: Re: From Miss Agatha And Brother.
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Miss Edmornd,

Thank you again for your email reply. I truly hope there is no misunderstanding. I just want you to know that I would dearly love to help you and even partner with you. However, my ministry forbids me from entering any business deal with partners who are not part of our faith. I stated in my previous email that unless you were a member of our faith/church, that there is nothing more I can do for you.

But I also said that if you ever decided to join our faith, then of course I could help you both with my experience and financial support. You alluded to the fact that you might want to do that, but I do not want to put words in your mouth and assume that you would like to join our faith.

If you wish to join, let me know and then I can initiate the induction process. If you would rather not, then I wish you well in your endeavour my sister.

Blessings again,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd 25 February 2013 at 13:00
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

Thank you once again for your response God bless you for that,than also coming to what you are telling me that i have to join your church first before you will help me no problem for that because i did not know what next i can do or i can tell you but less i forget to inform you that i have lost my small brother so please i really need your help since after the war in this country i did not have anybody around me if not you that was send by God to come and help me if not i did not have anybody so please i will join your church but promise me that you are going to help me out of my condition.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth 25 February 2013 at 13:36
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth

Financial Development

London SW

Dear Sister Edmornd,

Bless you for your prompt reply and may the lord God almighty send you many blessings (Amen).

My Sister, it is wonderful that you are considering joining our church, you will be most welcome in our Holy order.

My Sister, of course you will have to prove your commitment to our ministry. We conduct a formal ceremony where all members can attend and witness this glorious occasion followed by a grand banquet in your honor following the ceremony. The next induction ceremony will be held on the 17th of March. Will you be able to obtain a visa and travel to London for this momentous occasion?

If you are able to travel, please let me know right away and I shall arrange your lodging accommodations.

As soon as you have been inducted to our order then we can proceed with your business proposition immediately.

Please note that we cannot agree to any form of communication other than email until after you have been inducted to our Holy Order.

Blessings,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd 26 February 2013 at 04:03
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Arthur Bigglesworth,

Thank you so much for your urgent response toward's my last mail to you i am so happy to hear that from you as i am talking with you i am 100percent willing and ready to join to church but my problem is that i did not have money with me to arrage for my coming down to London so please if you help me for that i will be very happy than after that i will stay with you there in london for the transcation.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth 26 February 2013 at 11:10
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Sister Edmornd,

Bless you for your prompt reply and may the lord God almighty send you many blessings (Amen).

My Sister, it is pity that you cannot travel. I hadn't thought of that not happening. However, there may still be a way for you to join. I will have to ask the Induction Council of the Twelve if there is an alternate, less formal commitment ceremony possible.

If there is a way without traveling, I will convey the requirements set forth by the Induction Council.

As I said before, as soon as you have been inducted to our order, then we can proceed with your business proposition immediately.

Blessings,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd 27 February 2013 at 03:57
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

Thank you so much for your mail.But before anything let me first of all ask you how are you doing today and also how is your church i hope that all is well with you if so i thank God so much for that.

Coming to your last mail which you send to me all your content is well understood to me God will alway's bless you for that,than also i will be waiting to hear from you about if there is any development because my condition here in this country is geting out of head you are the only hope which i have so please do try all your best and find a place in your heart and help me out.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth 27 February 2013 at 09:57
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Sister Edmornd,

Bless you for your unwaivering interest in our Church. May the lord God almighty send you many blessings (Amen).

My sister, it is wonderful that you are considering joining our church, you will be most welcome in our Holy order.

My sister, I have spoken to the Induction Council of the Twelve and although they were a little hesitant with their decision, they did approve an alternate commitment process for you. They do take commitment very seriously.

Like I said before, you will have to prove your commitment to our ministry. The alternate requirements to traveling will require you to send us a photograph of yourself showing part of the commitment ceremony that they will require (this is very simple), and you will also have to sign our Order of The Red Breast induction agreement form. The agreement form is very simple and only requires your name and signature.

If you are in agreement to our terms above, please signify it to us as soon as possible and I shall arrange to give you the complete instructions for the photograph and agreement form.

As soon as you have been inducted to our order then we can proceed with your business proposition immediately.

Please note that we cannot agree to any form of communication other than email until after you have been inducted to our church.

Blessings,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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So Father Bigglesworth doesn't hear from the lad for a week and sends this email out to him/her:

Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth 2 March 2013 at 00:52
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Agatha,

My thanks for your interest in joining our Holy Order.

Do not feel bad that you changed your mind about joining. Life as a committed member of the Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast is not for everyone.

If you ever change your mind to join our faith, then of course the door will always be open and I could help you both with my experience and generous financial support.

I wish you well in all your endeavours my sister and hope you get well soon.

Blessings and health,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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*Edit: I found some subsequent emails to this bunch.

Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 8 March 2013 at 03:11
Subject: Your's Loverly Sister.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

How are you doing today i hope that all is well with you if so i thank God so much for that.

Please i did not have much to say why because i dont really know what is in your mind and also i can't understand if you want to help me or not so please i just want you to get back to me and tell you if you want to help me or not.

Thank's and remain bless.
Your's Loverly Sister.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 8 March 2013 at 04:41
Subject: Re: Your's Loverly Sister.
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Sis. Agatha,

Thank you again for your communication.

It is not if I want to help you, it is if YOU want me to help you. It all comes down to your chioce. I have gone the extra mile with you in securing an alternate induction requirement. I had to pursuade the Induction Council of the Twelve to make an exception. It was all set to go and you were choosing not to join which means you were choosing not to take any help from me.

All the Council is looking for is commitment. They take commitment very seriously. Recently, our church was all set to begin an expansion into West Africa, Nigeria to be exact. A member of only one month had promised to help us start a new congregation in Lagos. He had completed all of the necessary steps to begin and was about to receive an initial $200,000.00 to get started. Then, without warning, we never heard from him again. This was a great disappointment for us.

So you see, my child, you must make up your own mind. Continue suffering and eventually die without our help, or make the right decision, show us your commitment, and get the help you need.

If you choose to receive our help by joining our most Holy Church, then tell me and I will send you the alternate requirements as outlined by the Induction Council of thge Twelve.

If not, I wish you good health.

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 8 March 2013 at 12:48
Subject: Your's Loverly Sister.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

How are you doing today i hope that all is well with you i thank God so much for that.

Please i did not have much to tell you but just to tell you that i recive your message which is well understood to me it is now that i can see that you are not ready or willing to help me so i dont think that i can carry on with you.

Thank's and remain bless.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 8 March 2013 at 23:47
Subject: Re: Your's Loverly Sister.
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Agatha,

I understand fully what you are saying, perhaps better than you realize.

It is the way the Almighty made us. It is just human nature for you to blame me for your bad choices that have blinded you. Naturally, I forgive you.

I must say one last time that I have always been ready to help you and willing. But it is the blindness caused by your choice that takes you the direction that you are going.

Also remember, if you live long enough to change your mind, the door will remain open for you to do the right thing.

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast

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Well, with that, it appears that the lad twigged. Oh well.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:05 am

Three and a half months pass by and lo and behold!

The lad writes back! (Remember, at the end of February, she had only 6 months to live)

Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 26 June 2013 at 11:44
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Arthur Bigglesworth,

How are you doing today i hope that all is well with you and all your church member's if so i thank God so much for that.

Please i did not have much to tell you but just to ask you what the problem is all about that you have forgotting me why.

Thank's and remain bless.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.
+225.67.57.17.97

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Well, Arthur deliberately waits three days before answering her......

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 29 June 2013 at 05:33
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Ms Edmornd,

I am sorry for a late response to your renewed contact with me. I have been away at a week long church conference in the Bahamas. Such a glorious conference it was, too.

Anyway, what is it that you are inquiring about? If I remember correctly, I had sent some instructions to you and you never wrote back. We all assumed here that you had lost interest in our church and went looking elsewhere for whatever is troubling your soul.

Let me know because like I have always said, if you ever decide to join our faith then of course I could help you both with my experience and generous financial support.

I wish you health and prosperity.

Blessings,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast

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We can see that this is *really* an urgent matter. FOUR days later, the lad writes back:

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Blessing, <<<<Not sure what the "Dear Blessing" is all about

How are you doing today and also how is your family likewise your church i hope that all is well with you if so i thank God so much for that.

Please i did not have much to tell you but just to inform you that i come across your message which all your content is well understood to me bot i will likewise to let you know that i understand all what you have say i also to let you know that i have not changered my mind i am still with you.

But my problem is that i need your help me in my life so that my life will change from bed to good please i am pleading to you in the name of God help me out of my condition.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 4 July 2013 at 00:14
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Sister Edmornd,

Bless you for your promised commitment. May the lord God almighty send you many blessings (Amen).

My Sister, I appreciate your renewed interest. The Lord has spoken to you. If you are really ready to proceed with induction into our Order, then I will research where we left off and see what yet has to be done.

This is a way you can change your life into one that the church smiles upon. Please, have faith and act on your faith. Let me know your decision.

Abundant blessings,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 5 July 2013 at 06:01
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Blessing,

Thank you so much for your urgent rfesponse toward's my last mail to you which all your content is well understood to me i also pray that God will give you the power to help me.

Through your last message i understand that you have mindup your mind to help me so for that reason why i will be waiting to hear from you.

Thank's and remain bless.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 5 July 2013 at 07:27
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Sister Edmornd,

I have been communicating with the Induction Council of the Twelve about your renewed interest in becoming a member of our order. I have researched our email communications and I see that we were working on an exception to the rule of traveling to London for the induction ceremony. Apparently, the Council had already granted an exception and that is where you lost interest in joining.

Now, one of the members of the Council wants you to email him and he will take care of the entry process. This is very good as they could easily say no to you and send you on your way. The Council member you should contact is Father Robert Murray. His email address is <snipped>.

Blessings once again,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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So with the introduction of a new character, Agatha writes to Father Murray.....

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Friday, July 05, 2013 8:44 AM
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

How are you doing today i hope that all is well with you if so i thank God so much for that.

Please Father Robert i did not have much to tell you but just to inform you that i was ask to contact you because of what i need from you so please i want you to get back to me so that we can talk and also i need your telephone number so that i can call you for more information's than less i forget this is my direct number if you can call me i will be very happy to hear your voice.

Thank's and have a nice day.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Then she sends almost the same email again.....

Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Friday, July 05, 2013 8:53 AM
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

How are you doing today i hope that all is well with you if so i thank God so much for that.

Please Father Robert i did not have much to tell you but just to inform you that i was ask to contact you because of what i need from you so please i want you to get back to me so that we can talk and also i need your telephone number so that i can call you for more information's than less i forget this is my direct number if you can call me i will be very happy to hear your voice.+225.67.57.17.97

Thank's and have a nice day.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Murray decides to write back on Monday......

Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Monday, July 08, 2013 1:07 PM
Subject: Exceptions to the rules
Body:
Father Robert Murray
Induction Council
London SW

Hello Miss Edmornd,

I am glad you contacted me. It shows you do have an interest in joining, but we will be determining that shortly.

I am sure that Father Bigglesworth has already informed you that our order does not do any kind of business with outsiders, nor do we communicate with any non-members with anything except email. So you will not be getting any phone calls from anyone in the Order until you have been inducted.

The Council has deliberated about your case and many did not want to proceed. But after much deliberation, conditions were established that cannot be altered. You were already offered the customary route of induction and declined. Naturally, this is not a sin. But it does raise suspicions as to one's motives to again want to be considered for induction.

So we will proceed with condition number 1. All inductees must have a Christian background. This will be first and foremost. I will need you to fill in the attached form and return it to me. The Council will review it and make a decision. Should the decision be favorable, we will proceed to the next condition.

With many people, these conditions are nothing to them and they gladly do them. However, some are not so willing to comply and those are the ones that do not make the grade for full induction. So make sure you read the instructions completely and follow them exactly as this is all part of the Council's way of deciding.

Remember, once you are a fully inducted member, you will be able to present any and all business ventures freely. Father Bigglesworth is always coming up with new ventures that benefit the Order as well as the other parties involved.

I hope to hear from you soon

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

***Attachment: Universal Standardized Test of Moral Worth form

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The lad finds out he has to actually *DO* something and gets cold feet. A week later, Father Murray receives this email......

Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Sunday, July 14, 2013 3:18 PM
Subject: Re: Exceptions to the rules
Body:
Dear Father Robert Muray,

I am deeply sorry about the small delay torerply to your last emilof some days ago.
Reason is that after saw your mail and the contents,i had to consult a reverend father in my branch of the caotholic church to know his opinion about joing a sect that is outside the catholic episcopal and he never wanted to hear a thing babout me being part of a strange religios or occultic set like yours.
hen i demanded to know why ,he informed me that the position of my late father's wealth that is still at the security company is the only reson i should be careful about jpining any such sect because the members can hood wink or hypnotize me into giving up all material things and dash it to this dubious and apparently occultic sect like yours.
I got annoyed and wanted to leave his oofice before he showed me a video of one man who called himself jesus of oyingbo and who took away all the members wifes and properties all in the name of becoming a member of a sect and finally when he died thunder came from heaven and scattered his head when he attempted to resurrect on the third day as jesus christ did.
So after watching the video i got afraid and decided to remain a non member and instead prefer to remain a nonmember and communicate with you through email only as your sectret order established as the appriopriate medium to reach non members can communicate with you instead of risking the huge amount which my late father left for me as the only sustainable legacy to invest judiciously so as to retain the royal background of my family.
So you can go ahead to send me emails only and forget about phone calls..
About the real thing that made me contact you ,i think that if you are really interested to take a certain perentage of the money in the trunk box at the security company ,that you personally, as already a memeber of this sect can also take up the deal personally and simply present it to your mermbers to see if they can help you raise the money to come to africa to help me retrieve this money from the security compny because in your last mssage you said that your secret order' of red breasts deliberated about my proposal and how to retrieve the money which my late father left for me in the security company and some of your members objected to it ,but you reconsidered and wrote back,that means that you are interested and if so try and reply to me personally and forget about the secret society or sect thing because i have never seen or heard any church with red breasts before.
So if you can help me and help yourself with 25% of the ten million five hundred thousand dollars in the box,try and reply so that i will give you the contact of the security company so you contact them directly to know if i am saying the truth or not and to know what to do to have them despatch the luggage to you in your country through their diplomatic delivery servie that will permit you to recieve the luggage in your country since the security comapany does not know the real contents of the box becaiuse my father declared that it conatins family valuables and never mention the real contents which is raw physical cash that is between you and me,but if not i guess you may have to forget about everything and delete my messages from your inbox immediately because i am the one who is supposed to be worried about your moral worthiness and your reputation to keep your word and take only the 25 % of the money and not to abuse this trust which i am forced by the fact ,that i do not want any one around here who knows about my family to know about this money because they may kill me and take the money if i am not careful, to entrust into your hands ..

So i am not ready to be a member of any suspicious secret society or red breast sect.
Hope to hear from you or you delete my messages but please even if you are not really interested in the money i beg you to never mention or reveal this secret to any one else for the safety of my life and the security of the money.
Thanks for your understanding .
Agatha Edmund

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Needless to say, this really ticks Father Murray off. He waits till Wednesday to answer the lad......

Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Wednesday, July 17, 2013 3:25 AM
Subject: Re: Exceptions to the rules
Body:
Miss Edmornd,

I received your email and understand exactly what is happening here.

Since you have again chosen not to become a member of our order (which is entirely your right and choice), you needn't worry about any more communication with our people. Whatever your priest chose to tell you is fine. But just because our order is a closed order does not mean that we are a religious sect. The Roman Catholic Church has many closed orders as well as secret societies within its church. I am sure your priest does not refer to them as a sect.

You are worried that we are after your money? Do you remember that it was you that contacted us first? You were told that we do not do business with outsiders. You kept communicating with us desiring to share your money with us. We kept telling you that we do not do business with outsiders. You persisted and that is when we offered to you a chance to become a member. Then you declined. Some months later, you came back and said that you wanted to become a member again. We did not email you, YOU emailed us. Father Bigglesworth let us know and I received your case. It is now clear that you have absolutely no interest in your soul at all when it comes to this Order. You are just interested in doing a business deal.

Then on top of that, you refer to us as predators to your money. Quite shameful, I must say.

I suggest you take your deal to your priest and share your money with him. Frankly, we do not need your money and we would never compromise our convictions just to gain mammon, regardless of how much or little it may be.

Have a good life, Miss Edmornd. Enjoy your riches with your priest.

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council
The Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast

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With that, Agatha was gone.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:23 am

Quote:

from bed to good

Interesting contrast. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:26 am

Heh, I thought she was gone....

Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 15 September 2014 at 04:16
Subject: URGENT.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

How are you today it has being a very long time you have forgoting me why since the last time i send you a mail i have not heard anything from you so that is why i am here again to know what the problem is all about.

Please get back to me as soon as you come across this mail from me why because it is very important for both of us.

Thank's and remain bless.
Miss Agatha Edmornd

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 20 September 2014 at 07:46
Subject: Re: URGENT.
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Agatha,

So nice to hear from you; I thought you had died a long time ago from your serious illnesses. Anyway, as I have tried to tell you previously, everything is out of my hands.

Blessings and health,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 22 September 2014 at 03:19
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

Thank you so much also for your response i am still alive with the power of God so let me go directly to the point requarding to what you are trying to tell me that everything is not in your head again so if i may ask you who is in control now so that i can get in touch with the person why because i am in need of help.

Get back to me as soon as you recive this mail from me so that i will know what next to do please i am pleading for help from you.

Thank's and remain bless.
Have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 23 September 2014 at 22:14
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

My Dear Agatha,

I am so happy to hear that you recovered from your death bed. May God be glorified, Amen. Anyway, as I have tried to tell you previously, everything is out of my hands. With your reluctance to join our most holy order, I referred you to Father Murray who is a member of the Induction Council of the Twelve. Only the council can make a way for you now. What did Father Murray tell you way back then? Did you do what he said to do? Anyway, I am very busy preparing for this weekend. We are having another induction ceremony this weekend and I have a lot of preparation yet to finish

Blessings and health to you again,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 24 September 2014 at 04:15
Subject: URGENT.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

Thank you so much once again for your mail? i come across your mail and i am so happy to hear that but please what i need from you now is the contact of Murray so that i will get in touch with him and anything that come's out from him like if there is anything he ask me to do i am going to let you know.

So please forward his email address and telephone number to me in other to enable me reach him thank you so much once again for your understanding i will be waiting to hear from you urgently.

Thank's and have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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This lad just won;t give up. I just go silent.

So almost a month later.....

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 16 October 2014 at 03:24
Subject: Miss Agatha Edmornd.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

How are you today i hope that all is well with you and all your church member's i thank God so much for that,i did not have much to tell you but just to know why is it that you refused to give me the contact of the person which you say that he is the one that is going to take care of this for me so please with all my due respect send me his or her contact so that i will be in contact with the person.

Thank's and remain bless.
Nice meeting you.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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If the lad would just check his emails, he has the address forr Father Murray.

I'm tired of this lad. I just ignore him.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:39 am

So now it is about a YEAR AND A HALF later and Agatha contacts Father Murray again. She apparently found his email address.

Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Wed, Feb 18, 2015, at 09:06 AM
Subject: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

How are you doing today i hope all is well with you i thank God so much for that.

It is has being a very long time you have forgoting me why are you praying for me to die please i will like to hear from you again.

Thank's and remain bless.
Have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Wednesday, February 18, 2015 10:16 PM
Subject: Re: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP.
Body:
Hello Miss Agatha,

This is quite miraculous! You apparently have not yet succumbed to your illness. Father Bigglesworth tells me that you had less than six months to live. And that was just over two years ago. Someone is praying for you my child.

So happy to know that you are still alive.

Good night.

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council of the Twelve
The Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Thursday, February 19, 2015 2:14 AM
Subject: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thanks for your mail? Yes i am still alive it is by the grace of God that i am living today so rigth now i want you to do try all your best this time around and help me of my condition please i am pleading to you i have nobody that can do it for me if not you tha was send by God.

Thanks and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Thursday, February 19, 2015 3:16 PM
Subject: Re: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP.
Body:
Miss Agatha,

It's the end of the day and here is another email from you. What do you want me to do? You already know that we do not and cannot have any dealings with people outside of our church. It is strictly forbidden. We have offered you membership in the past to overcome that barrier. But you declined membership and told us that you had a priest already. When you declined membership, you declined our help. So you see, there is nothing I can do for you. As I have suggested in the past. Find your priest and have him help you. Your priest should be a man of God, too.

I wish you well and good night.

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council of the Twelve
The Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Monday, February 23, 2015 3:48 AM
Subject: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thank you so much once again for your mail which the content is well understood to me i pray that God will alway's bless and be with you.

Please i did not have much to say but i just want to go directly to the point requarding to your last mail which you send to me coming to what you say that your church did not help people outside your church i want to ask you why?Scoundly you say that you have offered me any invtation to be a member of your church i did not recive anything like that but please try and help me there no body around me that can do that for me if not you that was send by God to help me i did not know the really effect that make's you not to open and find a place in your heart to help me rigth now i am pleading to you once again for your help.

Thank's and remain bless.
Have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Sunday, March 01, 2015 5:41 PM
Subject: Re: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP.
Body:
Miss Agatha,

Please do not be disingenuous with me. I checked with Father Bigglesworth to verify if he had in fact offered you membership in the Holy Order. He did, and you declined. Here are some of the emails to prove it.

Father Bigglesworth wrote:

Father Murray,

Here is one of the emails as we discussed on the phone. She was indeed given an invitation to join but declined.

Blessings,
Father Bigglesworth

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd <snipped>
Date: 26 February 2013 at 04:03
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently
To: Arthur Bigglesworth <snipped>

Dear Arthur Bigglesworth,

Thank you so much for your urgent response toward's my last mail to you i am so happy to hear that from you as i am talking with you i am 100percent willing and ready to join to church but my problem is that i did not have money with me to arrage for my coming down to London so please if you help me for that i will be very happy than after that i will stay with you there in london for the transcation.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

So you see, there is not much more I can do for you.

Father Robert Murray.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Wednesday, March 04, 2015 3:34 AM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Bigglesworth,

Thanks for your mail?
I am happy once again to hear from you but i did not have much to say the invitation which you say that you offered to me i did not recive anything so please if you can do that again for me it will be good so that i can have a help from you people because i did not have anybody around me that can stand for me if not you and all the member's of your church so i plead for your help.

Thank's and have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Wednesday, March 04, 2015 4:43 AM
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Miss Edmornd,

I am NOT Father Bigglesworth.

Father Bigglesworth cannot help you any longer. He does not have the authority to do so since you declined our offer of membership. Only I have the authority now and I have to give it some thought.

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council of the Twelve
Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Friday, March 06, 2015 2:33 AM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thank you so much once again for your urgent response i pray that God will bless you for that.

I did not have much but i am still pleading to you with the name of God do please find a place in your heart and see what you can do for me so that they will be a solution to my problem.

Thank's and have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Saturday, March 07, 2015 7:33 AM
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Miss Agatha,

Here is the situation. I am not here to help your problem. You already know that we do not deal with people outside of our faith. It is just the way it is. We only help and support our members. So you see, the only way our Order can help you with a solution to your problem, is for you to be a member. I will take this real slow and one thing at a time. So, do you understand what I have just said?

Get back to me with your answer.

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council of the Twelve
Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Tuesday, March 10, 2015 3:42 AM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thank you so much once again for your mail? i am very happy to hear that from you thank God so much that the church have finally come in collection that they will help me if only i have be a member there is nno problem for that all what you need to do for me is to direct and also tell me how annd what to do in other to be come a member.

Because is only you and all the member's of the church that i have as a family around me now so please help me my condition is too bed for me in this country.

Thanks and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Tuesday, March 10, 2015 1:41 PM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thank you so much once again for your mail? i am very happy to hear that from you thank God so much that the church have finally come in collection that they will help me if only i have be a member there is nno problem for that all what you need to do for me is to direct and also tell me how annd what to do in other to be come a member.

Because is only you and all the member's of the church that i have as a family around me now so please help me my condition is too bed for me in this country.

Thanks and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 4:04 AM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

How are you doing today i hope that all is well with you i thank God so much for that.

Please i did not have much to say but only to ask you if you recive my last message which i send to you if yes i do want you to try and get back to me so that i will know what next to do.

Thanks and remain bless.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 4:44 AM
Subject: Progress
Body:
Miss Agatha,

Your email is well received. Good. You have told me that you wish to become a member and that you will do what is required to become a member.

As I said, we will do this one question at a time. Next question. Are you able to travel to London for the induction ceremony? There is no wrong answer here. It is not a trick question. We just need to know so we know how to proceed.

Looking forward to your answer.

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council of the Twelve

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 6:12 AM
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thank you so much once again for your urgent response toward my mail.

Without not wasting time i am ready and willing to travel down to London as you have say for the induction ceremony so i will be waiting to hear from you about the arragment of my coming down to London.

Thank's and remain bless.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Friday, March 13, 2015 4:05 AM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

How are you doing today i hope that all is well with you and all the member of the church i thank God so much for that.

I did not have much to tell you but just to ask you if you have recive my last mail requarding to what you ask me if i can be able to come down to London which i have answered you so i am wating to your response.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Saturday, March 14, 2015 7:01 PM
Subject: Induction Ceremony
Body:
Miss Agatha,

Thank you for your answer. I want you to be very sure that you can travel to London. We welcome all that are to be inducted to do so here in London. It is more personal and fulfilling to be inducted here. So if you are really willing and able to come, then the next induction ceremony will be on the 17th of April. It is too late for you to make the one in March. This should give you plenty of time to make your travel arrangements to London. Once you get here, everything will be taken care of; your food, lodging, transportation, etc. The only commitment we we ask our inductees is to get here. We will pick you up at the airport (if that is how you traveled here) and everything after that is planned, covered, and executed by the church. I will even allow you to stay an extra day so that after the induction ceremony, we can sit down and discuss the urgent business that you have.

Before I arrange for your lodging and your slot in the induction ceremony, I want you to acknowledge that you understand everything I have said here.

The Lord's blessings be upon you,

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council of the Twelve
The Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Tuesday, March 17, 2015 5:03 AM
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thanks for your mail?

I am so happy once again to hear from you but i have to tell you to truth requarding to what you ask me through your last mail if i know that i can come down to London as you know very well my condition that i did not have anybody around me that can help me do that so please i am pleading to you to do that for me i have arrage to be a member of your church but my problem is that i did not have money to take care of my comingt dowm to London so if you can do that for me i will be very happy.

Thanks and have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Tuesday, March 17, 2015 7:38 PM
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONSE.
Body:
Miss Edmornd,

Apparently you did not understand my first question to you. I asked if you were able to travel to London. You told me you were. Now you say you cannot. So we are back to square one.

Do you want to become a member of our Holy Order?

Please answer truthfully. Good night.

Father Robert Murray.

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Thursday, March 19, 2015 4:15 AM
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thanks one again for your urgent response toward's my last mail to you i pray that God will alway's be with you and all the member's of the church.

Now coming down to your mail which all the content is well understood to me i am here to answer your question with all my heart which you know that i can't lie to you.

I am 100 percent ready to become one of the member of Our Holy Order but my problem is that i dont have any money with me to arrage for my coming down to London so please if you can do that for me God will bless you for that and also less i forget to remained you again i am 100 percent ready to be a member but what i just told you now is only the problem in it.

Thank's and remain bless.
Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Friday, March 20, 2015 6:05 AM
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Body:
Miss Edmornd,

Since you are unable to travel to London (the preferred method), there is only one other way to be inducted into our Holy Order. You will be able to do it right from your location. No travel is necessary, although irrefutable signs of your commitment and sincerity are required. The proof will be scrutinized and verified by the entire council. Once you complete your tasks and send us the proof, and the proof is verified, you will be a bonafide member of the order and eligible for all benefits, honors, assistance pertaining thereto. Once a member, you will be able to conduct business dealings with the church and any of its members. Membership also includes one fully paid trip to London per year (travel included) to attend an induction ceremony. We hold induction ceremonies every month, and you would be welcome to attend all twelve. But the Church will only pay for your travel to one of them per year (which ever one you desire).

So if you are willing to undergo the alternate induction requirements right there where you live, let me know. If you still want to become a member, I will have Father Bigglesworth contact you and he will explain what you will have to do.

Blessings,

Father Robert Murray
Induction Council of the Twelve

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Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Robert Murray
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, Saturday, March 21, 2015 2:48 AM
Subject: HELP ME PLEASE.
Body:
Dear Father Robert Murray,

Thank you so much once again for your response toward's my last message to you i do alway's pray that God will make all thing's batter and good for the both of us.

Rigth now coming down to your mail which i have recive and also go through it i understand you i also willing and ready to be a member of it but as i have told you before that i did not have money with me to tranfer down to London so please if there is anyway out which you can use in other to help me be one of the member i am here ready and willing to do it.

Thank's and remain bless.
Have a nice day.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Father Robert Murray wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Robert Murray, Saturday, March 21, 2015 6:43 AM
Subject: Re: HELP ME PLEASE.
Body:
Miss Edmornd,

Father Bigglesworth will be contacting you. Please understand that he will be instructing you on what you must do to become a member without traveling to London. His instructions are coming from the Induction Council of the Twelve. Do as he says and you will soon be a member enjoying all the benefits of the Order.

Bless you, my child.

Father Robert Murray

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 23 March 2015 at 08:16
Subject: Your Induction Process
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Good Morning, Agatha!!!

It is so good to be writing to you again and for such a wonderful reason. Father Murray has told me what has transpired. It is truly miraculous! I remember when you first emailed me and sadly said that you had only six months to live. Praises be to God in Heaven. I believe that the Lord Almighty has shown his favour upon you in your quest to become a member of our Holy Order.

Father Murray wanted me also to let you know that we normally do not accept anyone that has rejected our invitation to membership in the past as you have done. But through lengthy discussions at the Council, they determined that you could have another chance just because you are still alive after all this time! It must be a sign!!!

The Council has given me specific guidance for you to become a member and we will do this one step at a time. It should not take long at all and the length of time it takes will, for the most part, be controlled by you. You must remember that since you are unable to attend the preferred process of induction which is traveling to London for the Induction Ceremony (and grand banquet afterwards), the alternate process is designed to demonstrate your commitment and determination in becoming a member. If you have truly made you mind up that you really want to be a member, then these small tasks shall be nothing for you to complete.

All tasks assigned to you must be verifiable and approved by the Council. Everything you will be sending back to us for approval, I have no part in its approval process. I pass everything on to Father Murray and the Council of the Twelve. They pass judgement on everything. But don't you worry about that. You will soon be a bonafide member of our Holy Order enjoying the fellowship and benefits thereof.

So first of all you must be of Christian background. We do not accept anyone that may be a Pagan or a Satanist or anything like that. This is a very basic qualification. I am sending you a form to fill out. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS on the form and follow them precisely. The Council will be looking at this and gauging your commitment. Fill in all the questions and do not leave anything blank. Send it back to me and I will pass it on to the Council. Once they approve, we will go on to the next step.

Agatha, do not worry about this in the least. You could think of it as a job interview. You want to really impress the Council with what you do and how you do it. It is what they are looking for. Are you giving just any answer, or are you really giving it the very best you have? Think about this as you fill in the form and also with the other tasks of Induction they assign.

You will do just fine. Let me just give you a sneak peek at what membership can offer. You could, for instance, rise to the level of Evangelist and with every convert you bring in, you could earn up to $5,000. Think of it. Ten converts would be $50,000! But that is down the road. Let's just concentrate on getting you inducted into our most Holy Order.

Blessings and health to you, Agatha,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

***Attachment: Universal Standardized Test of Moral Worth form

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I doubt she fills in the form. She'll come up with some excuse.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:01 pm

The lazy lad is taking his time, or getting someone to read the form to him. Laughing

Miss Agatha Edmornd wrote:

To: Father Arthur Bigglesworth
From: Miss Agatha Edmornd, 25 March 2015 at 04:04
Subject: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON.
Body:
Dear Father Arthur Bigglesworth,

Thank you so much once again for your mail i am so happy to hear from you but i did not have much to tell you just to inform you that i recive your message all is well understood to me i will fill the form which you send to me and send it back to you but i hope that after that the church is going to help me because rigth now were i am my condition is too bed for me no one around me to stand and also to help me if not you people that was send by my God.

Thank's and remain bless.
Miss Agatha Edmornd.

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Too bed for her??? She was supposed to be dead 2 years ago!!!

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Father Arthur Bigglesworth wrote:

To: Miss Agatha Edmornd
From: Father Arthur Bigglesworth, 25 March 2015 at 07:56
Subject: Re: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON.
Body:
Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development
London SW

Dear Agatha,

Thank you for responding. I was beginning to get worried about you. You must be careful not to delay your answers to the induction as the Council is watching very closely. They are evaluating your every move to determine if you will become a member or not.

It will not take long but it is up to you how fast this process goes. This form is just the start to see if you have the basics to begin. So hurry and send the form back so we can get started.

May the LORD bless you with further health,

Father Arthur Bigglesworth
Financial Development - Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast.

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Fascinating. I am really enjoying this. The lad is almost begging to be baited but baulks when he has to do anything other than whine.

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