My favorite second character script ever

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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:22 pm

Typical pass-off of a victim to the bigger cash "diplomat". Interesting that they still haven't gotten a dime but are assuming I'll fork over a few thousand dollars to have a private jet sneak my cash into the country. The initial diplomat script is priceless.

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I don't do kids or tomfoolery job. I do an expertize job and i don't leave traces at all. But before we proceed, let me point out my do and don't to you. For i will not condone any act of disobedient, look warmness, insincerity, dishonesty and laziness. what i hate most is for someone to doubt my credibility. But without all the sort of messes i have mentioned, i am a comely man, hardworking and ready to serve all my clients better to the uttermost satisfaction. I have handled a lot of duties, deliveries, and even discharging block raw gold boxes to high profile personnel in the world. for you to know that i am more enlightened and learned in this areas of professionalism.

Yes about my plan. and schedule. I don't work with a small plan, i work with a great and powerful plan of delivery, that is why i always deliver boxes safe to clients and i have never failed anyone on matter like this. that is why i was named Mr. Perfect, by my co-diplomats.

The plan goes thus:

We have a private hired diplomatic Jet that we do normally uses to convey down Boxes to every of our clients in the world. it was owned by a well renown United nations former secretary General. Dr. Kofi Annan. this jet will be flied by a very good flight Decker, two diplomatic security will be accompanied with me, so that there will be no searching of any of our luggage nor boxes at the airport.

That means everyone in the flight will be fully diplomatic personnel. The flight is being used to deliver Diplomatic beverages, documents, and vital united nations goods. so, it will not be searched or no officials will dare try to search it. My plan is that, immediately our negotiation is deem fit and agreeable. i shall fly the private jet, keep the box into a fruit and beverage cottons and seal it with diplomatic labels. then, i shall carry it through the back yard of the airport without passing through the Airport scan security center, I will tell the officials that the box contain diplomatic beverages to be delivered to the United nations diplomatic consulate in Manchester NH (Manchester NH). then, put the boxes into our own personal private jet and fly it straight to your country. yes i got the nearest Airport to your state. I hope that plan is good for you?, If you can pay us off and upon the confirmation of your payment, because payment must be confirmed before i can put myself in any commitment of any client for that matter. As you know i will have to pay all those officials that will be accompanying me to discharge the duty properly.

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And the AFF demand, go big or go home I guess.

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Lastly, the cost to hire the jet alone is : 3000 pounds. Each diplomatic man will collect 1500 pounds each.(total for 2 men is: 3000 pounds), diplomatic delivery charges is : 4000 pounds .

So, the total amount of Standard fixed payment is: 10,000 pounds. you are allowed to pay 20 percent upfront ( 2000 pounds) and at the point of delivery you shall pay the balance of (8000 pounds) That is all my plan and if you can hurry up and get things done today, we can fly your boxes down to your country on the 26-03-2015, for you to see how effective and reliable our services is.

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This one has promise.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:07 pm

Do diplomatic beverages look warm? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:09 pm

I'm guessing the beverages would come from the local beer list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_beers_and_breweries_in_Nigeria

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:21 pm

a round of Diplomatic beverages for everyone. Beer

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:24 pm

Lou, this lad is a gem! Care to share when you're done?

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:27 pm

Definitely. We're already in the search for a western union (which will be a dismal failure) and I even told him that if I didn't get the "boxes" I'd be thrown out of hospice and, at my age, would probably not live long.

Of course, he assured me I'd get my riches. Sad.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:46 pm

That's priceless, I'd frame it ....

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:50 pm

metamit wrote:

That's priceless, I'd frame it ....

Better... I put it in here!

This lad is going to be interesting. The script is ridiculous but off-script he's surprisingly coherent. I'll be treading lightly.

Of course, that's not going to stop me from pounding the shit out of him. My poor old victim in hospice has entrusted his (very evil) male nurse with the bank transfer and the (very evil) nurse is about to make things really interesting.

Sometimes I scare myself.

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You terrible person you should take yourself out side and beat yourself with a match stick Laughing

Looks great so far bow_down

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:40 am

Is it possible that you've managed to capture an oga rather than a standard run of the mill lad?

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:56 am

Interesting question. Given that he never mentioned a fee until I got moved to the off-script lad and it was immediately $3000, it's certainly possible. It'll be interesting how far I can push him.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:07 am

If he is an oga, he you might be push him farer than most normal lads, he's the big dog among cyber cafe lads so he can might be more willing to put his money where his mouth is. Its the lads who put the WU details in the very first email I can't stand. It just reeks of laziness, I don't even bother to bait them.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:18 am

What's interesting about this one, or at least unique these days, is that it was much more like when I first started this silliness a couple years ago.

(Holy shit...yesterday was my eaterversary. Wow, that went fast.)

Nearly everything these days comes with a fee demand in the initial spam. This was the old strategy.
- Spam with no mention of a fee
- Second script with no mention of a fee
- A couple off-script answers to my irritating questions
- A scripted toss to the "diplomat"
- The diplomat script with the fee (a big one)

Makes me feel all warm all over, reliving the good ol' days, ya' know?

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:30 am

Shame its not like that now Sad

. All I've had in my catcher lately is the lazy, WU in first mail lads and junkmail from betting sites and holidays. I need a good charity lad for my new church modality but they are hard to come by.

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