The evil attorney has retired, meet the evil hospice nurse!

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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:11 am

The whole old-fart-in-hospice has been working really well so I decided that it was time to crank up a nurse. All sorts of options for "conversations" with the old guy as well as medical emergencies that can really screw things up.

Lo and behold, the evil is already afoot. I've been running this guy around for weeks and he's about to get the scanned receipt...uh oh...

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You'll want to read this WHOLE message, my little Nigerian friend.

Let's start with telling you what I already know so that we can get all the bullshit out of the way.

You're not in the UK, you're in Nigeria. Probably on Tokunbo Street somewhere, there seems to a shitload of internet cafes on that one. Near Oshodi, maybe? I suppose it doesn't really matter.

There is no diplomat. There is no money. You're just a scamming thief sitting at a computer trying to steal from people too old and too stupid to know what you really are. I know what you are.

That is what I know, here is what YOU do NOT know. Carling isn't scraping to get the money, he's got fucking millions. He made a fortune on the stock market for years and was living in a massive mansion here until he got so old and so confused he had to be put in this shithole to wait to die. He has no idea what the fuck is really going on and actually thinks he's got no money AND he believes everything bit of the crap you've been feeding him. He'll do anything to get the dimplomat to come here. How do I know this? Because the old fool gave me his email password to help him. He trusts me, he thinks I'm his fucking brother sometimes. He'll do anything I tell him.

So here's the deal. He believes you and he trusts me. If we work together on this we can pull more money out of that stupid old man than you've ever seen in your whole fucking life. Are you in or afraid of making some real cash?

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He's already bitching about not getting the original fee and bartering about how we'll split our loot. Hehehehe

Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2014 Posts: 206

Woo! I loved the evil lawyer, the evil nurse looks like it will be interesting indeed.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:13 pm

This one is totally stuck on the original money, which of course was never sent. The whining and squirming is great fun and I doubt he's had a spare minute. Some samples, each with a message from me in between telling him to quit fucking around and get to work:

what of the first $3000, when are you sending my share for that, can you send it to me via western union?

what about the first $3000?

i need to get my share for the $3000 before anything because he believe i have got the money and now he his asking when the diplomat will arrive.

so how do i got my share from the $3000. i have to get my own share moving i give another bill. (I was waiting for the sick/dying mother/brother/sister but it hasn't come. Yet.)

I have to get my $1500 before next step.

i cant beleive that, i have to get my share first, then i give another bill of $12,000. (That's the amount I want him to tell the victim he owes for "documentation".)

Listen to me, i can not run away when i get the $1500, we have a lot of money to share. if you want this business to long i have to be getting my own share fast. Make arrangement and send ,y own share Asap. you have the account details to transfer the $1500 into.

Mr Man, we have the chahce to be rich, if it cant work that way then we both loose. My share before anything, you have got $3000 from him already, so send my share or else i write him i havent got any money and you havent send the transfer slip.

Do you think you wiser than me, untill i have my $1500 before i message him about the $12,000. Get my $1500 transfer and provide the transfer slip

He spent much of the night creating new email accounts to send messages to the victim saying he hasn't gotten the money yet. If he's done this much work, it appears he believes the gag. I can't wait to see if he finally caves.

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