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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:45 am

Well it's time to have some language fun with the lads. This will be an ongoing bait and we will see where it will lead. Here is the original email from the surplus scam letters:

Quote:

From [email protected] Sun Jan 18 17: 28:41 2015
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Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 22:28:28 +0000
From: david joe <[email protected]>
Reply-To: david joe <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <1851661799.3191790.1421620108441.JavaMail.yahoo@jws11144.mail.ir2.yahoo.com>
Subject: Urgent Attention:
MIME-Version: 1.0
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Urgent Attention:

I wish to officially inform you that an urgent instruction has
been given by our Government to cancel all funds on Transit/Electronic
Pipeline because of the new bank ATM introduced into the banking system
in Nigeria Yesterday.

As a result of these, we have decided to pay you through our
diplomatic means of payment (cash payment).

So you are urgently required to re-confirm your telephone number
and home address once again where the consignment would be delivered
to avoid wrong delivery and your nearest airport.

Thanks,
MR. David Joe
Integrated Payment Office
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
Email:[email protected]

I have already did some correspondence to get things rolling so here we go:

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Bitte?
Body:
Dearest Herr Joe David,

Vat ist this all about?

Your Freund,
Peter Holubner

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MR. David Joe wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR. David Joe
Subject: Dear Peter Holubner,
Body:
Dear Peter Holubner,

I received your email and noted the content of your message. First and
foremost I want to assure you that this transaction is 100% really and
risk free .

We will send our legal department to go and obtain all the legal
documents that will cover the delivery of your consignments and I will
attach it and send it to you and also we are in contact with a senior
diplomat who will use his diplomatic immunity to deliver the
consignments to your nominated address without any hitches.

Meanwhile kindly send to us urgently the following information:

Your Age:
Occupation:
Company:
Country of origin:
Your Nearest Airport:

A copy of your International Passport or Driver's License.

I will be glad if you can call me briefly. Tel: +234-802-271-0706.

Thanks for your understanding.

MR. David Joe
Integrated Payment Office
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Dear Peter Holubner,
Body:
Dearest Herr MR. David Joe,

Ich do not understand. Ich haben no business im Africa. Can Uns explain it to Mir? Ich do not remember ordering anything from Africa.

Avaiting your Reply,
Peter Holubner

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MR. David Joe wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR. David Joe
Subject: Urgent Attention:
Body:
Dear Sir,

I received your email and noted the content of your message. First and
foremost I want to assure you that this transaction is 100% really and
risk free .

We will send our legal department to go and obtain all the legal
documents that will cover the delivery of your consignments and I will
attach it and send it to you and also we are in contact with a senior
diplomat who will use his diplomatic immunity to deliver the
consignments to your nominated address without any hitches.

Meanwhile kindly send to us urgently the following information:

Your Full Name:
Your Age:
Occupation:
Company:
Country of origin:
Your Nearest Airport:

A copy of your International Passport or Driver's License.

I will be glad if you can call me briefly. Tel: +234-802-271-0706.

Thanks for your understanding.

MR. David Joe
Integrated Payment Office
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Dear Peter Holubner,
Body:
Beloved Herr MR. David Joe,

Vov! A real diplomat comes to mein farm? Hov exciting! Here ist das informations Uns vanted:

Your Age: 46
Occupation: Bauer
Company: Bauenrhof
Country of origin: Deutschland
Your Nearest Airport: Munchen

Sorry for not vriting sooner, but some of mein covs got ill und Ich vas busy helping them.

Regards,
Peter Holubner

Attachment: Reisepass.jpg
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:09 am

Been a while since I last read any German! What did you attach to the email instead of a passport image?

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:36 am

^^^Ah, that would be a .dll file renamed to a .jpg Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:49 pm

Got ya, I sent a driver file to a lad because it can't be opened as its a system file, I think thats a DLL file I sent

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:47 pm

While I am thinking about it. I anyone else wishes to speak "broken German" or "broken English" (depending how you look at it), you can do so at this convenient link:

You, too, can speak broken German/English!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:55 am

The lad is getting quiet on me. So, a little nudge.

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Diplomat
Body:
Mein Gute Freund Herr MR. David Joe,

Ven vill das diplomat arrive at mein farm? Ich need to knov so Das Ich vill not be out im das field.

Your business Partner,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:05 pm

Well I thought the lad twigged. But lo and behold! After five days, he writes back.

Mr. David Joe wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: Mr. David Joe
Subject: Re: Diplomat
Body:
WHAT IS GOING ON MR.Peter Holubner AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU .DO GET BACK TO ME .

MR.DAVID JOE

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: Mr. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Diplomat
Body:
Honoured Partner Herr Mr. Joe David,

Ich vas vaiting for your ansver. Tell Mir ven das diplomat ist coming to das farm.

Vishing Uns all das Best,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:15 pm

Now that's funny. I don't care what you say!

Laughing

Mr. David Joe wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: Mr. David Joe
Subject: Re: Diplomat
Body:
Wir freuen uns, Ihnen mitzuteilen, dass Diplomaten wird verlassen, wenn Nigeria
auf Datum: 16/02/2015 in deutscher Sprache auf Datum ankommen: 17/02/2015 Schreiben
darüber informiert, dass der Diplomat ist in einen der Ankunft werden
Der internationale Flughafen in Deutsch als Verfahren Anforderungen vor
fortfahren, um Ihr Haus.

Bitte brauchen wir Sie, Ihre Telefonnummer und Ihre vollständige Adresse, die Diplomaten verwenden, um mit Ihnen in Verbindung zu senden. Bitte senden Sie diese Informationen dringend vor diesem Zeitpunkt.
danke Shon,
David Joe

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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:50 am

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: Mr. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Diplomat
Body:
Mein Dear Herr Mr. Joe David,

Ach du lieber, Mann! Your deutscher language ist vorse than mein English. Bitte, speak English. Your Deutscher makes no sense. Danke Uns.

Varmest regards,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:42 am

He's been kind of quiet since I slapped him so hard....

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: Mr. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Addresse
Body:
Dearest Herr MR. Joe David,

Ich think Uns need mein address for das diplomat, ja? Hauptstraße 13, 84337 Schönau, Deutschland. Ven komm das diplomat?

Avaiting your Reply,
Peter Holubner

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:12 pm

MR, Joe David wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR, Joe David
Subject: Re: Addresse
Body:
Please we need you to send your telephone number and your full address which diplomat will use to contact you. Please send this information urgently before that date.
Thanks,
Mr. David Joe

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR, Joe David
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Addresse
Body:
Beloved Herr MR. Joe David,

Ich send Uns mein address already, ja? Ich do not haben ein telephone because Ich am deaf. Tell Mir ven diplomat arrives.

Your Partner
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:57 am

Now the lad drops the bomb with the advanced fee. Trouble is, in his laziness, he just copied the email *with* someone else's name at the top. Laughing

MR, Joe David wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR, Joe David
Subject: Re: Addresse
Body:
Dear Levite Renfro,

Thanks for your email. This is to inform you that our legal department has finally obtained all the legal documents and your consignments have being released.

Please take note of this important notice, Your Consignments was registered with UN Diplomat Courier Service as (Family Treasure/Gift items) for security reasons, so please don’t ever disclose the real contents of the Consignments which is your raw cash to the diplomat.

I have paid for the flight ticket of the courier Diplomat that will convey the consignment to your nominated address in your country. I have also paid the service charge of the Diplomat. As you know that his assignment is just to use his immunity as a Diplomat to deliver the consignments to your nominated address without any hitches.

The Senior Diplomat that I have discussed with already said that when he arrive in your Country German, that the customs in your country will weigh the consignments and charge him for CLEARANCE / NON-INSPECTION FEE although the diplomat did not disclose the real amount only said that on his arrive in German.

I tried to know how much it will cost for the clearance and the diplomat said that it will be between Euro 2,200 to Euro 2,500 because of the weigh of the consignments but said that he will confirm the real amount as soon as he arrives in German.

Note that you are not required to go to any airport to pick up the diplomat since he has been assigned to make a home delivery to you in your given address. All you have to do is to make sure that the clearance charges is ready which you shall forward to him as soon as he arrives in German and contact you to enable him clear the consignment since the consignment shall only be cleared by the diplomat.

I want to inform you that the diplomatic delivery agents are not like those ordinary couriers company for commercial service. Diplomatic courier delivery is a Governmental empowerment to deliver exclusive documents and other official treasures e.g. funds (consignment) to the beneficiaries through United Nation on diplomatic mission.

We advise you to help us serve you better. Note that the diplomat shall give you every assistance required to make sure that your consignment gets to your door step and as well guide you on how to deposit it in your bank account there in your country if you want that is the reasons you must co-operate with the diplomat and make him your best friend as soon as he arrives to enable him to use his diplomatic veto to give you every assistance that you required.

We are happy to inform you that diplomat shall be departing to Nigeria on Friday. Be informed that the diplomat shall be arriving in any of the international airport in German as procedures demands before proceeding to your house.

Please view the documents which will back up the delivery.

I am waiting to hear from you in respect of this message urgently.

Thanks and God bless.
Mr. David Joe

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR, Joe David
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Addresse
Body:
Dear Herr MR. Joe David,

Vo ist Levite Renfro? Ich think Uns send email to vrong person, ja?

Sincerely yours,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:07 pm

Heh! So did the lad explain how I got someone else's email? Nope. Too lazy like most lads are. He just changed the name to my character and sent the same letter.

That's what I like. Personalized service. Laughing

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR, Joe David
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Thank for your quick response
Body:
Dear Peter Holubner

Thanks for your email. This is to inform you that our legal department has finally obtained all the legal documents and your consignments have being released.

Please take note of this important notice, Your Consignments was registered with UN Diplomat Courier Service as (Family Treasure/Gift items) for security reasons, so please don’t ever disclose the real contents of the Consignments which is your raw cash to the diplomat.

I have paid for the flight ticket of the courier Diplomat that will convey the consignment to your nominated address in your country. I have also paid the service charge of the Diplomat. As you know that his assignment is just to use his immunity as a Diplomat to deliver the consignments to your nominated address without any hitches.

The Senior Diplomat that I have discussed with already said that when he arrive in your Country German, that the customs in your country will weigh the consignments and charge him for CLEARANCE / NON-INSPECTION FEE although the diplomat did not disclose the real amount only said that on his arrive in German.

I tried to know how much it will cost for the clearance and the diplomat said that it will be between Euro 2,200 to Euro 2,500 because of the weigh of the consignments but said that he will confirm the real amount as soon as he arrives in German.

Note that you are not required to go to any airport to pick up the diplomat since he has been assigned to make a home delivery to you in your given address. All you have to do is to make sure that the clearance charges is ready which you shall forward to him as soon as he arrives in German and contact you to enable him clear the consignment since the consignment shall only be cleared by the diplomat.

I want to inform you that the diplomatic delivery agents are not like those ordinary couriers company for commercial service. Diplomatic courier delivery is a Governmental empowerment to deliver exclusive documents and other official treasures e.g. funds (consignment) to the beneficiaries through United Nation on diplomatic mission.

We advise you to help us serve you better. Note that the diplomat shall give you every assistance required to make sure that your consignment gets to your door step and as well guide you on how to deposit it in your bank account there in your country if you want that is the reasons you must co-operate with the diplomat and make him your best friend as soon as he arrives to enable him to use his diplomatic veto to give you every assistance that you required.

We are happy to inform you that diplomat shall be departing to Nigeria on Friday. Be informed that the diplomat shall be arriving in any of the international airport in German as procedures demands before proceeding to your house.

Please view the documents which will back up the delivery.

I am waiting to hear from you in respect of this message urgently.

Thanks and God bless.
Mr. David Joe

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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:24 pm

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR, Joe David
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Thank for your quick response
Body:
Honoured Partner Herr MR. Joe David,

Ich vait at das farm for das diplomat. Ich give him das Moneys ven he arrives here. Just tell Mir ven he comes.

Your business Partner,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:06 pm

What's up with this lad? I've told him that Peter is deaf. He doesn't read and Peter is deaf. What a couple!

MR, Joe David wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR, Joe David
Subject: Re: Thank for your quick response
Body:
Dear Peter,
Thanks for your email. Please note that as soon as the diplomat arrives in Germany airport, the diplomat will contact you so that you send the clearance money to him there at Germany airport, without Diplomat paid the Germany airport customs the customs at the airport will not allow Diplomat to move out from the airport.

So make sure that you keep the clearance money.
Send me your full address
your telephone number both home, office and cell phone numbers.

Diplomat will leave Nigeria on Sunday 22/02/2015 and will arrive Germany on Monday 23/02/2015.

I need your urgent reply.
Mr. Joe.

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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:47 am

The diplomat *should* be in the air by now. I think Peter will just meet him at the airport and give him the money. Laughing

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR. David Joe
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Thank for your quick response
Body:
Dearest Herr MR. Joe David,
Vat time does diplomat arrive at airport? Ich think Ich should meet him und give Moneys to him. My farm ist very hard to find. Ich shov him. Ich gave Uns mein address already. Ich also told Uns Ich am deaf und Ich haben no phone. Tell Mir quickly so Ich meet diplomat. Vat ist his name?
Sincerely,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:41 pm

Yeah, just as I thought. For some reason, the diplomat didn't get on the plane on Sunday. Hmmmmm. I wonder why? Laughing

MR. Joe David wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR. Joe David
Subject: Thank for your quick response
Body:
Thanks for your email. Before the diplomat leaves I will send his
information to you and as soon as the diplomat arrives in Germany, he will
email you.

As I said in my last email that you are not required to go to any
airport to pick up the diplomat since he has been assigned to make a
home delivery to you in your given address. All you have to do is to
make sure that the clearance charges is ready which you and you shall
forward to him as soon as he arrives in Germany and contact you to enable
him clear the consignment since the consignment shall only be cleared
by the diplomat.

SO MAKE SURE THAT YOU KEEP THE CLEARANCE FEE.

Note that you are not required to go to any airport to pick up the
Diplomat since he has been assigned to make a home delivery to you in
your given address.

Thanks for your understanding.
Mr. David Joe

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR. Joe David
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Thank for your quick response
Body:
Dearest Herr MR. Joe David,

So diplomat not coming today? You said he leaves Sunday und comes to das farm today. Vat ist going on?

Your Partner
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:08 pm

This lad has a short memory. He keeps asking me for my address and phone number. Confused

MR. Joe David wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR. Joe David
Subject: MAKE SURE THAT YOU KEEP THE CLEARANCE FEE.
Body:
i acknowledge the receipt of your email and the content was well noted.You should understand that
diplomat is a family man and he is not Living in German. If the fee is ready We are obliged to
inform you that due to your delay in replying our email has hindered the delivery schedule of your
consignment. Right now we shall make another arrangement to deliver the consignment by Wednesday or Thursday,

The Senior Diplomat that I have discussed with already said that when he arrive in your Country German,
that the customs in your country will weigh the consignments and charge him for CLEARANCE / NON-INSPECTION
FEE although the diplomat did not disclose the real amount only said that on his arrive in German.

I tried to know how much it will cost for the clearance and the diplomat said that it will be
between Euro 2,200 to Euro 2,500 because of the weigh of the consignments but said that he will
confirm the real amount as soon as he arrives in German.

If you are ready do let us know so that we will give to you the diplomat information.

I am waiting to hear from you in respect of this message urgently.

Thanks and God bless.
Mr. David Joe

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MR. Joe David wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: MR. Joe David
Subject: Urgent Please!
Body:
Peter Holubner,
The diplomat have arrived and trying to reach you. I told you to send your telephone numbers and the address where the diplomat will deliver the consignment but you did not send the information.

Please send your Full ADDRESS
TELEPHONE NUMBERS which the diplomat will use to contact you.
I am waiting urgently.
Mr. Joe.

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: MR. Joe David
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: Urgent Please!
Body:
Dear Herr MR. Joe David,

Ich think Uns lost mein addresse again. Ich give Uns again. My addesse ist Hauptstraße 13, 84337 Schönau, Deutschland. It ist im das mountains. Very hard to find. Ich also tell Uns again Ich haben no telephone. Ich am deaf. Taub. Verstehst du mich? Deaf man does not need telephone. Ich save lots of Moneys. Hov does diplomat come to das farm? Car rental? Tell Mir vat time he comes. Maybe he can meet Mir at das post.

Your Freund,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:01 am

Well Peter hasn't heard anything from the lad for a couple of days now. While thinking of what to send to the lad, Peter checks his SPAM folder just for kicks. Perhaps finding a scam email to post on the forum. Yes! There is a spam email there. Wouldn't you know. It was the diplomat, stuck at the airport for 2-3 days. Laughing

Diplomatic Nestor Newman wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: Diplomatic Nestor Newman
Subject: I AM DIPLOMATIC NESTOR NEWMAN
Body:
ATTN:PETER HOLUBNER ,

I AM DIPLOMATIC NESTOR NEWMAN I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ON YOUR TELEPHONE FOR SOME DAYS NOW JUST TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESSFUL ARRIVAL IN GERMANY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT BUT WAS INFORMED LAST NIGHT THAT YOU CAN'T TALK ON PHONE THEN I AM SENDING YOU THIS E-MAIL THAT I AM WITH YOUR TWO BOXES OF CONSIGNMENT WORTH $5.5M. USA DOLLARS WHICH I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED BY MR. DAVID JOE, IPO (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) CBN TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU. THE AIRPORT AUTHORITY DEMANDED FOR ALL THE LEGAL BACK UP TO PROVE TO THEM THAT THE FUND IS NO WAY RELATED WITH DRUG MONEY OR TO SPONSOR TERRORIST NOR FRAUD MONEY.

I HAVE PRESENTED THE PAPERS AND HANDED TO THEM AND THEY ARE VERY MUCH PLEASED WITH THE PAPERS I PRESENTED BUT THE ONLY THING THAT IS STILL KEEPING ME HERE SINCE SOME DAYS NOT TO PROCEED TO YOUR ADDRESS IS THE AIRPORT CLEARANCE FEE WHICH HAS NOT BEEN PAID, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU TO SEND THE CLEARANCR FEE OF 2,550 EUROS IMMEDIATELY SO THAT I DO THE CLEARANCE AND PROCEED TO YOUR ADDRESS WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.

PLEASE I CAN NOT AFFORD TO SPEND MORE DAYS HERE DUE TO OTHER DELIVERY I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IN OTHER COUNTRIES IF NOT I WILL ABANDON YOUR CONSIGNMENTS HERE IN THE AIRPORT, AND PROCEED TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.

KINDLY GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT I DIRECT YOU ON HOW TO SEND THE CLEARANCE MONEY HERE IN THE GERMANY AIRPORT.

RECONFIRM THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BELOW SO THAT I CAN DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
ADDRESS IN FULL.................................................

BEST REGARDS,
NESTOR NEWMAN.

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: Diplomatic Nestor Newman
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: I AM DIPLOMATIC NESTOR NEWMAN
Body:
Beloved Herr Diplomatic Nestor Newman,

Hello Diplomatic Herr Nevman! Ich am sorry Ich did not see your email. It vas im spam file. Vat airport are Uns? Muechen? Are Uns im hotel? Do Uns need ride from airport?

It ist very late nov. Ich go to bed.

Varmest regards,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:14 pm

Very funny, its almost like German is your first language!! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:15 pm

alienhunter wrote:

Very funny, its almost like German is your first language!! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:22 pm

Ah! The diplomat has arrived. He finally contacted me. He apparently wants Peter to send him the fee. There's just one problem: he didn't say *where* to sent the fee. I think Peter will take things into his own hands and try to figure this one out on his own. Twisted Evil

After all, Germans are an industrious people! Very meticulous!

Diplomatic Nestor Newman wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: Diplomatic Nestor Newman
Subject: Re: I AM DIPLOMATIC NESTOR NEWMAN
Body:
Attn: Peter Holubner,
I am in Frankfurt am Main International airport at the diplomatic loge. Please send the money for the clearance so that I can clear the consignments and come to your door step for the delivery.

Send me your full house address where I will meet you.
I am waiting.
Nestor Newman

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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:24 am

Here is Peter's great idea:

Peter Holubner wrote:

To: Diplomatic Nestor Newman
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: I AM DIPLOMATIC NESTOR NEWMAN
Body:
Dear Herr Diplomatic Nestor Newman,

Guten morning! Ich take care of everything. Ich send das courier to das Flughafen Frankfurt Diplomatic Lodge und he bring Uns das 2,550 eur, ja. Don't vorry. Ich pay for das courier. But Uns must give him this number or he can not give Uns das Moneys. The number ist DE4190006661050. Courier very fast. He be there before noon. Ach! You lose mein addresse again? Vo Uns diplomatic for? Vrite it dovn so Uns not forget again. Mein addresse ist Hauptstraße 13, 84337 Schönau, Deutschland. Hov Uns come to farm? Taxi? You rent auto? Okay. Ich see Uns later today. Bedder bring boots to das farm. There ist much cov scheisse here.

Varmest regards,
Peter Holubner

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The non-existent diplomat at the non-existent diplomatic lodge will have a hard time explaining this! Razz

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:13 pm

What a cop out. He has understood Peter's English up until now. Ha!

Diplomatic Nestor Newman wrote:

To: Peter Holubner
From: Diplomatic Nestor Newman
Subject: Re: I AM DIPLOMATIC NESTOR NEWMAN
Body:
Dear Peter Holubner
I received your message but I did not understand any thing because the
English is too bad. Can you write English? Or look for person to help
you.
Thanks.

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Peter Holubner wrote:

To: Diplomatic Nestor Newman
From: Peter Holubner
Subject: Re: I AM DIPLOMATIC NESTOR NEWMAN
Body:
Dearest Herr Diplomatic Nestor Newman,

Okay. Ich try to find ein Freund Das speak English, ja?

Best regards,
Peter Holubner

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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:25 pm

This should get him going....

Grizelda Schmidt wrote:

To: Diplomatic Nestor Newman
From: Grizelda Schmidt
Subject: Peter
Body:
Hallo?

I am neighbor from Peter. He ask me write email you because his english not so good.

Peter send the money to diplomat lodge in Frankfurt with courier. Courier not find you and come back. Where are you? Peter want send money like you said. You not there. Peter want to know what is wrong.

Grizelda Schmidt
(Neighbor from Peter)

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