Loathesome Lads -- An Award (sort of)

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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 6:54 pm

We already know that by their chosen occupation, scammers are loathsome creatures. They prey upon the weak and the infirm. Most will gladly take the last dime of a poor disabled woman trying to save the life of her only child. Yet even among these truly dismal examples of homo sapiens we have seen those who have distinguished themselves as scum among scum: low life so low that their own mothers would smother them given the chance. These are the lads whose actions spur us on to fight the good fight.

So, here's your opportunity to nominate those ATM Mugus, Beneficiary Banker Bozos, Loony Loan Lads, Vile Romance Vlads, Horrendous Hitmen, Recovery Rubbish, Lottery Louts, Military Morons, Refugee Refuse, and all other scamming scum. Which lads have sunk to the lowest lows?

No fair, everyone nominating Turdboi either.

Post your nominations here with some outlandish Lad quotes and / or a brief or lengthy description of what it is that makes your nominated lad a true dregs of the scum barrel. These do not need to be lads you baited--or for that matter that anyone has baited.

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Edit:
What? Nobody? I think Turd has so overwhelmingly captured the worst of the worst spot, that this thread can't go anywhere.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:53 pm

Ooh, ooh, ooh -- I think I might have a candidate for the award...

For those of you following my Polish pig farmer bait, you know that the past year has not been good for Harry & Co. First Harry got a concussion after one of his pigs ran into him and knocked him down. Then, he had an aneurysm that caused blood to spew from various orifices, which led to some sort of undefined brain problems. By the time the doctor had enough confidence that my loan lad was going to come through with the money it was too late and Harry had joined the choir invisible.

About two weeks ago, the family sent out a death notice to Harry's email list and, a couple of days ago, Oxy sent a follow-up to my lad telling him how much she missed her dad. His response?

Quote:

Hello we receive your mail, We the company want you to know that you can be able to get the loan from us anytime i want you to get back to us so we can give you the details that you will use for the loan transfer ok.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:36 pm

From one I'm working right now:

Old fart in hospice:
My God, that would be almost everything I have! Hospice is not cheap at all and that would break me. Luckily, it's early in the month so I can stay until the end of the month, but if the ATM card does not come by then I'll be out on the street. I'm already behind on my payments.

You need to promise me that it will arrive on time. I'm too old to lose everything I have.

Lad reply:
I swear to you that if you send this last required payment ,You shall receive your ATM card 24hours of confirming the payment slip from you.Once the card is registered I will send you the courier tracking number to know when the delivery agent arrive your home address with the manual paper that contains the ATM card pin number.

(Bonus on this one, after piggie was snagged.)

NB:DO NOT USE THE OTHER ACCOUNT TO SEND THE MONEY ,THE NEW BANK ACCOUNT WILL BE SENT TO YOU IN NEXT 30MINUTES OF LESS.

Next lad reply:
Okay I assure you that if you send the fee today, and its confirmed into the account I will go to our affiliated courier company and the card for immediate delivery of the card.

I want you to be optimistic on this transaction you will NEVER EVER regret sending this money.

The "Bed-To-Banished Boi"

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