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KissOfDeath
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:31 am |
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I fancy spinning the Wheel of Eater Love -- where are the myriad forms to fill out in order to become an official Woo-ee, and what is the deadline ??? And how many of Bruin's Canadian Loonies does it cost to play (which matters not, I am definitely lovelorn, ergo "in").
But what if I should have a Secret-Krush (or two) of mine own rather than JustCold -- not that JustCold is not worthy, which he so utterly and completely is ... but so many ladies have already laid claim to this Adonis Among Men ahead of me that they are lined up for three city blocks to bask in the Sunshine of His Love -- I stand virtually no chance of him even acknowledging my existence... Mayhaps I may fall for Another Eater Valentine (or more)?
Oh, yeah -- and what are the rulez and/or consequences (if any) for this here game? |
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jose_cuervo
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:45 pm |
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I've got goats, and I know how to use them.
That is all. |
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KissOfDeath
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Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:09 am |
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KissofDeath..welcome to your first VD thread and good luck with your valentine:
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Ohhhhh, soooooooo swwwweeeeet -- Thank you so much for the lovely welcome, JC -- such the Valentino art thou !!!
(As an avid gardener and writer of all things garden, your rosarian attributes are well appreciated, Dear JC)
... wondering who My Mysterious Valentine might possibly be ???  |
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Victims Always Come First
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x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:14 am |
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I've got goats, and I know how to use them.
That is all. |
Intriguing .........................................................................
That is all. |
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Victims Always Come First
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x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:19 am |
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Before I forget to say something, or the weather gets too bad too quickly ...
A huge blizzard has us square in its sights... we will begin feeling its effects noticeably in about 15 hours or less from now (17:00 Monday) ... it is likely that we will lose power at any time thereafter, and the outage may last as long as several days (won't be the first time).
SEE: Connecticut
http://www.weather.com/safety/winter/news/winter-storm-juno-preparations-northeast
So any and/or all Would-Be Woo-ers, y'all please be patient with me -- I shall return to the wooing as soon as weather permits !!!
BTW, does this count as a nudge and/or hint of interest on my part? Did I do that right?
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| jose_cuervo wrote: |
I've got goats, and I know how to use them.
That is all. |
Intriguing .........................................................................
That is all. |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:24 pm |
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| It is because the "Ride a cowboy, save a horse" movement is not working right in your area, Sir? |
I really couldn't say, with any degree of certainty, as I've never ridden a cowboy.  |
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KissOfDeath
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Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:31 pm |
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| I really couldn't say, with any degree of certainty, as I've never ridden a cowboy. |
I have |
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Victims Always Come First
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x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:23 pm |
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| @KOD, back off! He's mine (until Ima comes back)! |
Oooooooooops -- sorry, I did not know! 
@jose_cuervo -- Well, I have ... |
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Victims Always Come First
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x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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jose_cuervo
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:45 pm |
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Don't listen to her KOD. She doesn't want anything to do with me, she just doesn't want me wooing anyone else.  |
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KissOfDeath
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Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:49 pm |
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@Jose --
Ohhhhhh, really, now ???
Wellllllllll, if you're sure ... |
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Victims Always Come First
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x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
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Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:30 am |
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Awaiting his next move with anticipation ... |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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jose_cuervo
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:37 am |
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This is where baiter skills do NOT come in handy, fellas!
KOD, sorry for the above distraction, just trying to level the playing field for the other male baiters. They, so often, treat the ladies here like they would a lad, and... yes it's true, make them wait. The other (less attractive) JC once waited an entire week before calling his cousin back, after their first date. |
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KissOfDeath
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:49 am |
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Thank you for the clarification, Jose -- yes, I can see the similarity some of our illustrious Eater Menfolk might see between wooing and baiting!
Being a VD Thread Virgin, I know not what to expect (believe it or not, the previous VD threads are only moderately helpful). So I am still unsure of what all is permissible. |
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Victims Always Come First
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x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:52 am |
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I must warn you though, my woo-ing skills are a bit under-developed. I've never had many opportunities to use them and have generally relied on a cute butt and a very large... IQ to attract the fairer sex. 
pics available on request, ask Ima, it's 100% risky free |
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KissOfDeath
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Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:53 am |
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| I ... have generally relied on a cute butt and a very large... IQ to attract the fairer sex. |
What an excellent beginning -- your cute, risky-free butt certainly grabbed my attention!!! Oh, and the icing on an already luscious cake -- a very large... IQ -- a man after mine own heart
I am very patient ........................ |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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jose_cuervo
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:47 am |
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Ladies, feel free to comment...
Gentlemen, feel free to envy...
http://members.419eater.com/~jose_cuervo/selfie.JPG
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KissOfDeath
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Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:50 am |
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Ladies, feel free to comment...
http://members.419eater.com/~jose_cuervo/selfie.JPG
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Magnifique !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***swoon*** |
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Victims Always Come First
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x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
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Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:55 am |
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| ^^ Notice the thin wallet... |
Ohhhh, that's quite all right ... that is one cute tushie !!! I just happen to be a connoisseur of cowboy butts |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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KissOfDeath
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:59 am |
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Meanwhile, back at the Ranch (deep breath, grabbing for the gold) …
I fear that my evening runneth out as doth the sand from the timer … we are in the first hours of a nasty blizzard here, and I may lose power at any moment – for perhaps 2-3 days.
Therefore, I feel compelled to come clean and bare up my soul, lest my SecretKrush mistakenly believe that I have forsaken him during my brief, anticipated upcoming absence.
My heart pineth away for my SecretKrush ... Brazen, perhaps ... but I no longer care what others may think …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7EZ9V6F9yo –
JOSE, won't you please be Mine?
jose_cuervo, you are My Valentine,
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
All those little shooters, how I love to drink 'em down!
C'mon Bartender, we'll have another round …
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
I had too much tequila last night …
Now wait just a minute --
You're the handsome cowboy who is sleeping beside me --
You're awful cute, but how'd I get your shirt on?
I had far too little jose_cuervo last night …
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
I had too much tequila last night …
So now it is no longer hush-hush, Dear Secret Valentine -- you now know that I exist ... *smooch*
*sigh* |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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jose_cuervo
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:35 pm |
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JOSE, won't you please be Mine?
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Why, certainly ma'am. 
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KissOfDeath
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:58 pm |
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| KissOfDeath wrote: |
| JOSE, won't you please be Mine? |
Why, certainly ma'am. |
You WILL -- For REAL??? Yippeeeeeee!!! ***swoon***
See that, Everyone? He said YES -- Jose Cuervo said YES to me!!!
Ohhhhh -- and he even Ma'am-ed me!!!
***swoon/smooch***
*******sigh******** |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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KissOfDeath
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:38 pm |
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| TheDane wrote: |
| If you go to Lagos, you can found a "José Cuervo said yes to me" club. |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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KissOfDeath
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Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:02 am |
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^^^ Oh, I shall see to that, worry thou not, Kind Sir -- I have everything My Valentine needs
Beginning today, I have my own very special blend of "meds" with which to tempt My Fine Cowboy Jose each day ... brewing my special potion up here in the sink right now, matter of fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND52XVCxmY4
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It smells like turpentine and looks like India ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink.
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine. |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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KissOfDeath
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Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:41 am |
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^^^ Not my type o' "Cowboy", B8er
But I do have a Valentine Greeting for MY Cowboy today ... For You, JOSE ***swoon***
The first time we do it I'll be scared to death.
I'll sneak out to meet you in a sexy, slinky dress.
I'll jump on in and we'll drive to the lake,
I'll put my hand on your knee, give you “the look” and say, “Babe, I just can't wait!”
You've got everything we need in the bed of your truck,
Turns out your Valentine loves to …
Turns out your Valentine loves to ... FISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Am8bSYIms&list=RDM_Am8bSYIms#t=6 |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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jose_cuervo
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:39 am |
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My Darling KOD, I've counted the minutes since I've been away.
I got you something special to wear.
And just to add... the wooing in here, of late, is pathetic! If you gents don't step it up a bit, the ladies may be forced to go elsewhere for their entertainment.
(Ladies, there's a wine and cocktail party, on the patio behind the mod-lounge on the evening of the 14th. I'll be serving drinks and cleaning fish for Capone, Fae and bware, after personally preparing a lovely dinner for KOD. You're all invited, since it would appear that you may not have any plans...) |
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